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Title: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 11:35:06 AM
All nice and ready like  angel1
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2012, 01:30:02 PM
So far ~ So good.
Kai is settling in nicely, Today he has treed two cats who had the nerve to come into the garden, totally ignored the postman's ring at  the door bell, chosen where he wants to sleep at night (under the stairs), barked at unfamiliar noises near the house, walks well on the lead, ignores most other dogs, cyclists etc but is happy to make friends with callers once I have told him they are okay. Couple of pikeys came to the door flogging "Tree Surgery". He came with me to the door and simply bared his fangs and they vanished. He sits at the roadside waiting to cross, doesn't pull over much and when he managed to slip his collar immediately sat and waited for it to be put back on. He does not look to be fed at the table when we eat although can look very mournful when anyone has a sandwich but he leaves us alone when we eat, ignores cups of tea left on the coffee table
All in all just what we were looking for.

Oh and he is a big softy who likes lots of cuddles but by Christ when he treads on your foot you know you've been trodden on. Weighty isn't the word. He also bullies the boys who are still a bit wary of him so he gets biscuits out of them when Woodstock and I won't give him extras.

We are sticking to the two feeds and two walks a day routine that the kennels used with him and it seems he can tell the time as he lets us know when food is due and then won't settle until he has had a twenty minute walk.

At the moment Woodstock is out shopping. the boys are on their laptops in their rooms and I am in my study so he has positioned himself in the hall where he can keep an eye on all doors and is sleeping with one eye part open.
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2012, 02:32:33 PM
So far ~ So good.
Kai is settling in nicely, Today he has treed two cats who had the nerve to come into the garden, totally ignored the postman's ring at  the door bell, chosen where he wants to sleep at night (under the stairs), barked at unfamiliar noises near the house, walks well on the lead, ignores most other dogs, cyclists etc but is happy to make friends with callers once I have told him they are okay. Couple of pikeys came to the door flogging "Tree Surgery". He came with me to the door and simply bared his fangs and they vanished. He sits at the roadside waiting to cross, doesn't pull over much and when he managed to slip his collar immediately sat and waited for it to be put back on. He does not look to be fed at the table when we eat although can look very mournful when anyone has a sandwich but he leaves us alone when we eat, ignores cups of tea left on the coffee table
All in all just what we were looking for.

Oh and he is a big softy who likes lots of cuddles but by Christ when he treads on your foot you know you've been trodden on. Weighty isn't the word. He also bullies the boys who are still a bit wary of him so he gets biscuits out of them when Woodstock and I won't give him extras.

We are sticking to the two feeds and two walks a day routine that the kennels used with him and it seems he can tell the time as he lets us know when food is due and then won't settle until he has had a twenty minute walk.

At the moment Woodstock is out shopping. the boys are on their laptops in their rooms and I am in my study so he has positioned himself in the hall where he can keep an eye on all doors and is sleeping with one eye part open.


 :thumbsup:  sounds good........
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2012, 04:37:52 PM
Mine just pisses all over the floor and barks at nothing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Misty on August 01, 2012, 04:46:24 PM
apc also.  noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2012, 05:02:44 PM
apc also.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 05:23:24 PM
Puppy Update:

Last week, as reported, the mutt had his nuts removed and is sporting a hooge "Elizabethan Collar" i.e. a plastic bucket just like BM's (this alone may explain much methinks) The stiches are due out next Tuesday and the collar may then be dispensed with. The removal of the protective bucket will be a relief to us all as it is transparent but the stoopid animal can't judge the edges and keeps barging into everything, furniture, ornaments, bookcases, my fooking shins and so forth.

Now minus his two veg he has taken to humping anything he can get his paws on ......  Shrugs:

He has a small duvet in his basket .... he was humping that just now. Minimus found him at it and said "Ah! He obviously is hoping for some pillows" ..... Now where does an 11 year old get a sense of humour like that?
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 05:26:54 PM
I blame the father  ::)

Awaits Puppies jokes
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 05:33:40 PM
I blame the father  ::)


Which, funnily enough, is exactly what Woodstock said!  evil:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 28, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Puppy Update:

Last week, as reported, the mutt had his nuts removed and is sporting a hooge "Elizabethan Collar" i.e. a plastic bucket just like BM's (this alone may explain much methinks) The stiches are due out next Tuesday and the collar may then be dispensed with. The removal of the protective bucket will be a relief to us all as it is transparent but the stoopid animal can't judge the edges and keeps barging into everything, furniture, ornaments, bookcases, my fooking shins and so forth.

Now minus his two veg he has taken to humping anything he can get his paws on ......  Shrugs:

He has a small duvet in his basket .... he was humping that just now. Minimus found him at it and said "Ah! He obviously is hoping for some pillows" ..... Now where does an 11 year old get a sense of humour like that?

School?
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 07:50:05 PM
Kid has not long been back at school after 3 years of home education ........ So I blame the parents. redface:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2012, 08:10:29 AM
All this rabbit rabbit rabbiting, but errrrr, when are we actually get to see (piccies) this dog then please?  whistle:

Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2012, 08:30:55 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fh7geaj6dj%2FPICT0001.jpg&hash=e43ca78d18b63e01f2470b8546b45e07ec2f6f51) (http://postimage.org/image/h7geaj6dj/)


Name: Kai
Age: Just coming up for 10 months
Weight: 23.6 kilos
Piccy taken this morning at Growler's request
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
separated at birth?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fbuosoaem3%2Fimages_1.jpg&hash=5dfd848f604aba00e301c830a248f949ca4a3ea9) (http://postimage.org/image/buosoaem3/)
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2012, 08:55:23 AM
Could be ....... Kai was one of a litter.  whistle:



You can prolly tell from the look on his face he is pissed off with wearing that collar. Still it comes off in a few days.
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2012, 09:04:18 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fh7geaj6dj%2FPICT0001.jpg&hash=e43ca78d18b63e01f2470b8546b45e07ec2f6f51) (http://postimage.org/image/h7geaj6dj/)


Name: Kai
Age: Just coming up for 10 months
Weight: 23.6 kilos
Piccy taken this morning at Growler's request

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he looks SSSSSO sweet! cloud9:
Luvleee face. cloud9:

More pics when he has the colar removed please.

I likes piccies of sheeples pets and cars and general nice stuff. angel1
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 29, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
I've no pets to take pictures of any more  sad32:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 29, 2012, 05:56:44 PM
I can lend you the budgie.
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:53:14 PM
I can lend you the budgie.

I could lend (give whistle:) 4 cats a budgie and a turtle......... evil:  oh and a BM........
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 30, 2012, 08:49:49 PM
You guys are so generous  rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2012, 08:52:24 PM
I have a brat - needs house training  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2012, 08:53:20 PM
I can lend you the budgie.

I could lend (give whistle:) 4 cats a budgie and a turtle......... evil:  oh and a BM........

Has he been vacinated?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 08:53:49 PM
She could do some cleaning for me  :thumbsup:

I have gruel
Title: Re: Snoopy's all new labrador puppy and other chewing/jumping disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2013, 04:24:18 PM
The pooch is now 15 months old and has settled in nicely ..... Problem is he seems to be the stooopidus dog in the werld.

Let him out, at his request, so he could have a pee in the garden. There is a hell of a gale blowing and sundry stuff is flying across the lawn. He wandered out into the wind, sniffed it a couple of times, clearly decided that the lawn is too muddy for his purposes  so pissed all over the front off-side wheel of Woodstock's car then sat on the driveway with his nose in the air and his ears being blown backwards by the wind. Why stooopid? Well he sat in the only puddle on the drive for at least ten minutes. WTF is that all about I'd like to know.


No he doesn't seem to have hemorrhoids or I could understand it.

Bloody daft creature.  noooo: