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Title: Sweating like . . . . .
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 26, 2012, 10:54:23 AM: There would appear to have been an outbreak of "sweating like . . . ." analogies.

Thought it might be nice to collect everyone's favourites like -

I'll kick off with:

". . . a paedo in a playground"
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 10:55:19 AM: "... a stuck pig" Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 10:56:11 AM: "... a one-armed taxi driver with crabs" Thumbs:

Or is that "As busy as..."? rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on July 26, 2012, 11:12:04 AM: ... like a scouser in front of the Magistrates Court

Was that one of yours Marley or did I read it elsewhere?

This is rather good ... http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Sweating_like_a... (http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Sweating_like_a...) whistle:
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Post by: Misty on July 26, 2012, 11:27:03 AM: Garry Glitter in PC world
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Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 12:01:02 PM: me near a svelte redhead redface:
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Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 12:28:11 PM: BM when LL is due home
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Post by: Uncle Mort on July 26, 2012, 12:55:20 PM: ...Uncle Mort after mowing the lawn.
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Post by: Misty on July 26, 2012, 01:15:51 PM: apc when it's his round..... whistle:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2012, 01:55:06 PM: Tim Yeo. Allegedly.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2012, 03:12:56 PM: . . .pig on a hot tin roof
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Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 06:21:31 PM: going to a film premier............
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Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM: hitler at a barmitzva.....

a priest at choir practice..

madline mcanne in a hide and seek competion ...

anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:15:04 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........

happy001

Such a shame she never brought out a sequel like... noooo:
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Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:16:20 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........

happy001

Such a shame she never brought out a sequel like... noooo:

AFFS ............my joke ............. cussing:..............
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:17:26 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........

happy001

Such a shame she never brought out a sequel like... noooo:

AFFS ............my joke ............. cussing:..............

whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:21:04 PM: Micheal j Fox at a jenga contest...............

should this not be in the comedy room......... rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:22:29 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:21:04 PM
Micheal j Fox at a jenga contest...............

should this not be in the comedy room......... rubschin:

No. Well, your posts aren't funny.... whistle:
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Post by: Misty on July 26, 2012, 07:38:26 PM: point:
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Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2012, 10:31:23 AM: Sweating like a cart horse (One of me Mum's)
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Post by: beerhead on July 27, 2012, 11:30:37 AM: ... like a blind lesbian on a prawn trawler
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Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 11:45:41 AM: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 11:50:00 AM: Quote from: beerhead on July 27, 2012, 11:30:37 AM
... like a blind lesbian on a prawn trawler

happy001
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Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2012, 03:58:47 PM: ... Danny Boyle, right now
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Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:09:26 PM: like a blind puff in a sausage factory
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Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:55:22 PM: Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:09:26 PM
like a blind puff in a sausage factory

lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: apc2010 on October 25, 2013, 06:32:26 PM: Gerry McCann in a game of Cluedo........
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Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 06:37:30 PM: Nick with nubile neighbour in his bath
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Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 09:39:12 PM: angel1
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Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2013, 10:11:03 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 25, 2013, 09:39:12 PM
angel1

How is you loofah this morning?
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Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 12:50:40 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2013, 10:11:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 25, 2013, 09:39:12 PM
angel1

How is you loofah this morning?

Unused by the sound of it DS noooo: