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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 06:45:54 AM
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scared2:
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You need a bugasalt (http://www.bugasalt.com/) like! Thumbs:
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I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:
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I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:
noooo:
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Fucking idiots cussing:
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I have now instructed the cleaner to empty a tub of "Nippon" ant killer onto the area around the nest and stick up a sign saying "Dangerous Chemicals" ..... they can pick the bones out of that one. Banghead
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:thumbsup:
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I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:
Give somebody a clipboard and ask them to carry out a risk assessment and they feel obliged to fill the paper up... noooo:
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They are here scared2:
I have spray eveilgrin:
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They are here scared2:
I have spray eveilgrin:
Nick vs ants... rubschin:
Nope, my money is on the ants. point:
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Loads of the feckers evil:
They stand no chance eveilgrin:
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Here too eveilgrin:
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Here too eveilgrin:
The smaller ones actually explode on the electric tennis racquet thingy. eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: The bigger ones just smolder. It's not a pleasant smell sick2:
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Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
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Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
Oooh yes please eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
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Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
Oooh yes please eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:
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Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
Oooh yes please eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:
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Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
Oooh yes please eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:
:thumbsup:
I'll bet you would though . . . . .