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Title: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 06:45:54 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 07:24:06 AM
You need a bugasalt (http://www.bugasalt.com/) like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2012, 11:53:16 AM
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2012, 11:57:07 AM
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:


 noooo: 
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 12:01:11 PM
Fucking idiots cussing:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
I have now instructed the cleaner to empty a tub of "Nippon" ant killer onto the area around the nest and stick up a sign saying "Dangerous Chemicals" ..... they can pick the bones out of that one.  Banghead
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 12:02:40 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 12:05:31 PM
I had an email yesterday from a group that want to hire a room at the village hall. "Whilst carrying out a risk assessment we noticed an ants nest against one of the outside walls ~ what steps are you taking to resolve this problem?"
WTF?
I replied "Waiting for the buggers to take flight"
Apparently this does not satisfy them so I asked what risk they associated with ants..... so far they have not replied. cussing:

Give somebody a clipboard and ask them to carry out a risk assessment and they feel obliged to fill the paper up...  noooo:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 12:11:27 PM
They are here  scared2:

I have spray  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2012, 12:17:52 AM
They are here  scared2:

I have spray  eveilgrin:

Nick vs ants...  rubschin:










Nope, my money is on the ants.  point:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 08, 2012, 02:26:06 PM
Loads of the feckers  evil:

They stand no chance  eveilgrin:


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Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
Here too  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 08, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Here too  eveilgrin:

The smaller ones actually explode on the electric tennis racquet thingy.  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: The bigger ones just smolder. It's not a pleasant smell  sick2:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 05:21:04 PM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 08, 2012, 05:29:20 PM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:

Oooh yes please  eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2012, 05:38:50 PM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:

Oooh yes please  eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.

And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:    all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 08, 2012, 05:40:59 PM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:

Oooh yes please  eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.

And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:    all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flying Ant Day
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 09, 2012, 07:52:35 AM
Can we kill Dec too.......... rubschin:

Oooh yes please  eveilgrin: Feckin Geordie dwarf.

And that tatto n/l/s cheryl.............. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:    all that is wrong in the world ,,,,,,,and that slut is wot girls aspire to ..... noooo:

 :thumbsup:

I'll bet you would though . . . . .