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Title: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2012, 10:13:09 AM

So this is the vision for London apparently  rubschin:

How the London will look during the Games (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfOnQS158E#ws)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2012, 11:30:15 AM

still looks like a cold, grey, miserable crap-whole. noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2012, 12:03:30 PM

Well, they got the first bit right ...   ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fenn0hn8px%2FScreen_shot_2012_07_17_at_13_02_21.jpg&hash=c8df96ffd504e2adbd9db67bc4101607d5bf3d2b) (http://postimage.org/image/enn0hn8px/)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2012, 01:33:47 PM

Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2012, 11:30:15 AM

still looks like a cold, grey, miserable crap-whole. noooo:

+1  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2012, 04:28:06 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2012, 10:13:09 AM

So this is the vision for London apparently  rubschin:

How the London will look during the Games (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfOnQS158E#ws)

Well, it certainly does not encourage me to visit the place.  Dreadful. I noticed that they filmed the warships a few times.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2012, 05:03:53 PM

... and strangely, no sunshine  rubschin:

As for the G4S debacle  ...   noooo:   doh: doh:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 09:51:29 AM

G4S debacle, to those who know the industry, was entirely predictable. That was a contract we would never have bid for as it was doomed from the start.
What needs to be remembered is that there simply are not enough English speaking responsible unemployed persons who would be prepared to apply for the short term jobs and thus fvck their benefits for the sake of two to four weeks work at £8.50 an hour. They are not paid for training, they are not paid for travel, they are not paid for anything other than time actually spent on duty.They certainly would not have been paid for the time between recruitment and actual deployment so what's the point? That is why G4S were and still are recruiting at the last minute. Anyone employed will not be paid benefits, they will not be paid their rent allowances, council tax rebates etc and at the end of it will be deemed by the Dept of Work & Pensions to have intentionally made themselves jobless, because they accepted short term work, and will thus be back having to re-qualify for all they currently receive.
Okay short term summer work for students etc but there is a limit to those who would be available in the right places.
We used to provide security for Wimbledon and it was a friggin' nightmare each year..... So much so that we withdrew from the tender list.

What amazes me is the Holier Than Thou MPs who cannot see this .... they are so naive they are not fit for purpose.

Still it does give Humphrys, Paxman and Snow something to give vent to their full range of mock incredulity, their rising intonation and their stupid line of questioning under the guise of "getting to the truth". They need not bother as I have set it all out for them above.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 10:11:09 AM

Indeed. There was a particularly foul stench of sanctimony drifting across the river yesterday from the HoC committee rooms.

Perhaps the job should have been offered to the armed forces from the beginning with free tickets for family ...   rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 10:17:12 AM

The reason the Limp Dicks organisers went "private" was that the Armed Forces would have charged more ..... you only get what you pay for in this world.

Oh and it has to be remembered that the Government had no hand in awarding the contracts ~ time to question those that did.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2012, 10:18:34 AM

Surely G4S don't give a fuck?

They probably knew it was a no brainer... but they also knew they'd get millions from the taxpayer if they provided the necessary personnel or not.

Once again the taxpayer has been fucked up the arse.  cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 10:28:40 AM

G4S admitted yesterday that they only bid for the contract for the prestige ~ they never expected to make a profit.
They said they have so many Government contracts they felt "obliged" but in fact the reason they have so many other contracts with HM Govt and related bodies is because all the major players in the industry walked away from them. I know we did and at the time we were bigger than Group Four as it was then known.

Three companies (G4, Reliance and Rentokil Initial) were the preferred bidders when the prisons and prisoner transport were put to tender. I personally spent 6 months working on the prisons contract and then recommended to the board that we would suffer bad publicity if we got it. The word came down to quietly withdraw. We did and G4 got the prisons, Reliance got the transport of prisoners. Within two weeks of the takeover of the prisons G4 had their first breakout and a week later Reliance lost a load of prisoners in transit. Meanwhile I transferred to working on MOD contracts and picked up several £millions worth of business that went sweetly and was never any trouble.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2012, 10:53:33 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 10:28:40 AM

G4S admitted yesterday that they only bid for the contract for the prestige ~ they never expected to make a profit.
They said they have so many Government contracts they felt "obliged" but in fact the reason they have so many other contracts with HM Govt and related bodies is because all the major players in the industry walked away from them. I know we did and at the time we were bigger than Group Four as it was then known.

Three companies (G4, Reliance and Rentokil Initial) were the preferred bidders when the prisons and prisoner transport were put to tender. I personally spent 6 months working on the prisons contract and then recommended to the board that we would suffer bad publicity if we got it. The word came down to quietly withdraw. We did and G4 got the prisons, Reliance got the transport of prisoners. Within two weeks of the takeover of the prisons G4 had their first breakout and a week later Reliance lost a load of prisoners in transit. Meanwhile I transferred to working on MOD contracts and picked up several £millions worth of business that went sweetly and was never any trouble.

I read on-line somewhere that they'd make Eight Thousand Pounds Profit per security guard!  cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 04:31:03 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2012, 10:53:33 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 10:28:40 AM

G4S admitted yesterday that they only bid for the contract for the prestige ~ they never expected to make a profit.
They said they have so many Government contracts they felt "obliged" but in fact the reason they have so many other contracts with HM Govt and related bodies is because all the major players in the industry walked away from them. I know we did and at the time we were bigger than Group Four as it was then known.

Three companies (G4, Reliance and Rentokil Initial) were the preferred bidders when the prisons and prisoner transport were put to tender. I personally spent 6 months working on the prisons contract and then recommended to the board that we would suffer bad publicity if we got it. The word came down to quietly withdraw. We did and G4 got the prisons, Reliance got the transport of prisoners. Within two weeks of the takeover of the prisons G4 had their first breakout and a week later Reliance lost a load of prisoners in transit. Meanwhile I transferred to working on MOD contracts and picked up several £millions worth of business that went sweetly and was never any trouble.

I read on-line somewhere that they'd make Eight Thousand Pounds Profit per security guard!  cussing:

 noooo:
It doesn't work that way.
Quick (back of envelope calculation):
Wages £8.50 per hour
Plus: 12.5% National Insurance
Plus Cost of Uniform
Plus cost of training
Plus cost of management
Plus cost of holiday/rest day/sickness cover
Plus VAT
Plus taxes

It is very easy to calculate that a guard will only see £8.50 per hour gross and work say 45 hours and arrive at what looks like a hooge profit which is exactly the over simplification that Daily Mail readers like and MPs, Humphrys, Snow and co fall for every time....... but the ancillary charges virtually double that.
Profit margin of 9% is usual in the business...... and that is about 33% of what Sainsburys expect.
The only business model I know of that makes less is the pub trade (unless you are the brewery)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 18, 2012, 04:43:51 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 18, 2012, 04:31:03 PM

It is very easy to calculate that a guard will only see £8.50 per hour gross and work say 45 hours and arrive at what looks like a hooge profit which is exactly the over simplification that Daily Mail readers like and MPs, Humphrys, Snow and co fall for every time....... but the ancillary charges virtually double that.

True.  I always reckoned that to employ peeps permanently, or even temporarily, was going to cost me between 30% to 50% more than they'd receive in wages ... which is why I've only ever subcontracted work out. The potential employees were sadly misinformed or just plain ignorant   shrugs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2012, 09:19:55 PM

I'm told that this isn't a photoshopped job

Which fine would you prefer - driving in a bus lane, driving in an Olympic lane, or driving without due dare on the wrong side of the road?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F6wbwame8l%2FOlympic_Lanes.jpg&hash=90a56aeb19ee72be708b635890347dec6ecb27c2) (http://postimage.org/image/6wbwame8l/)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 07:34:49 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 18, 2012, 09:19:55 PM

I'm told that this isn't a photoshopped job

Which fine would you prefer - driving in a bus lane, driving in an Olympic lane, or driving without due dare on the wrong side of the road?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F6wbwame8l%2FOlympic_Lanes.jpg&hash=90a56aeb19ee72be708b635890347dec6ecb27c2) (http://postimage.org/image/6wbwame8l/)

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2012, 09:49:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 18, 2012, 09:19:55 PM

I'm told that this isn't a photoshopped job

Which fine would you prefer - driving in a bus lane, driving in an Olympic lane, or driving without due dare on the wrong side of the road?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F6wbwame8l%2FOlympic_Lanes.jpg&hash=90a56aeb19ee72be708b635890347dec6ecb27c2) (http://postimage.org/image/6wbwame8l/)

He who dares wins!  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2012, 07:29:32 PM

 Oh dear, how sad, never mind  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18895512)

 happy001

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2012, 07:35:06 PM

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2012, 08:53:51 PM

 Power crazy 1  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18927228)

 Power crazy 2  (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/20/police-arrested-actors-olympic-custard?CMP=twt_gu)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fwtfpzkpy1%2Fg4s.jpg&hash=b50f4970ad2aebec69172329cf164ddebc56ca61) (http://postimage.org/image/wtfpzkpy1/)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2012, 09:01:52 AM

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 22, 2012, 03:00:43 PM

Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2012, 03:44:42 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 22, 2012, 03:00:43 PM

Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Not here!  cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2012, 03:47:58 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2012, 03:44:42 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 22, 2012, 03:00:43 PM

Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Not here!  cussing:

In the harbour area they are all open.............just can't be bothered to drive down................

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2012, 03:49:00 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2012, 03:47:58 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2012, 03:44:42 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 22, 2012, 03:00:43 PM

Sunday trading laws relaxed from today ...   Shrugs:

Not here!  cussing:

In the harbour area they are all open.............just can't be bothered to drive down................

Papas is open every day too....  redface:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2012, 09:28:03 PM

 If I shake me head much more, it'll fall off  (http://www.demotix.com/news/1347078/police-deny-olympic-residents-access-home#slide-1)

All the way down the M4 from J/tion 15 to 8/9 today the message signs were saying, "M4 J/tions 3 to 2 long delays", after J/tions 8/9 the message changed to, "M4 J/tions 3 to 2 Olympic lane currently active"  cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2012, 09:36:53 PM

 Power crazy 4  (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/22/stewart-lee-olympic-games-twitter)

From that article

Quote

Nearly 300 "Advertisement Enforcement Officers" are on hand to ensure that only the Olympics' official sponsors get sole commercial use of a list of Olympics-associated phrases so extensive it even includes "summer", "bronze" and "London".

  noooo:

They'd be better employed manning the gates and checking for potential terrorists  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 23, 2012, 10:07:22 PM

My gast has just been absolutely flabbered!

I just saw a report of the following on the ten o'clock news:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177599/London-2012-Im-working-class-Jacques-Rogge-just-dont-mention-5-hotel-chauffeur-driven-car.html?ITO=1490 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177599/London-2012-Im-working-class-Jacques-Rogge-just-dont-mention-5-hotel-chauffeur-driven-car.html?ITO=1490)

Un-ferkin-believeable!

Working class? He wouldn't know working class if it bit him in the ass!

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 03:24:03 AM

Disgusting - keep them coming....  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:08:48 AM

Full list of closures... (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewgilligan/100172199/london-olympics-full-list-of-closures/)  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:12:03 AM

Slighty off topic .........why is Bill Clinton here ........... rubschin:            some kind of jolly ......... rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:12:40 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:12:03 AM

Slighty off topic .........why is Bill Clinton here ........... rubschin:            some kind of jolly ......... rubschin:

Bill Clinton is in Cyprus?  eeek:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:19:35 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:12:40 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:12:03 AM

Slighty off topic .........why is Bill Clinton here ........... rubschin:            some kind of jolly ......... rubschin:

Bill Clinton is in Cyprus?  eeek:

Yeah ...........did he not invite you out for dinner .......... rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:21:17 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:19:35 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:12:40 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:12:03 AM

Slighty off topic .........why is Bill Clinton here ........... rubschin:            some kind of jolly ......... rubschin:

Bill Clinton is in Cyprus?  eeek:

Yeah ...........did he not invite you out for dinner .......... rubschin:

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:25:06 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:21:17 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:19:35 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:12:40 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 04:12:03 AM

Slighty off topic .........why is Bill Clinton here ........... rubschin:            some kind of jolly ......... rubschin:

Bill Clinton is in Cyprus?  eeek:

Yeah ...........did he not invite you out for dinner .......... rubschin:

 noooo:

Prob some envoy sort of crap......like that Blair wanker .......... noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2012, 05:42:51 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:08:48 AM

Full list of closures... (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewgilligan/100172199/london-olympics-full-list-of-closures/)  noooo:

 cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

I have operational plans coming out of my ears for the limp dicks, to use government-speak, most are "protected" so I can't go into specifics. Needless to say, zero consideration is given to the general populace, 100% consideration to those attending the limp dicks

 Explode:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 05:54:54 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 24, 2012, 05:42:51 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 04:08:48 AM

Full list of closures... (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewgilligan/100172199/london-olympics-full-list-of-closures/)  noooo:

 cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

I have operational plans coming out of my ears for the limp dicks, to use government-speak, most are "protected" so I can't go into specifics. Needless to say, zero consideration is given to the general populace, 100% consideration to those attending the limp dicks

 Explode:

Popcorn:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:24:52 PM

Oh for the days of my youth when Limp Dick competitors were amateurs and the IOC was made up of sportsmen/wimmin who knew what was what. The whole thing has got out of hand and in this world of austerity is frankly a disgrace.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 01:33:05 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Wot that french football bloke who head-butts people......... rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 01:33:05 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Wot that french football bloke who head-butts people......... rubschin:

Pretend ignorance is neither clever nor funny.  evil:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2012, 04:35:30 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:24:52 PM

Oh for the days of my youth when Limp Dick competitors were amateurs and the IOC was made up of sportsmen/wimmin who knew what was what. The whole thing has got out of hand and in this world of austerity is frankly a disgrace.

 happ096

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2012, 04:44:51 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 01:33:05 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Wot that french football bloke who head-butts people......... rubschin:

Pretend ignorance is neither clever nor funny.  evil:

If that statement had come from BM, however, we would simply put it down to sheer, unaldulterated ignorance  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2012, 04:59:52 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 01:33:05 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Wot that french football bloke who head-butts people......... rubschin:

Pretend ignorance is neither clever nor funny.  evil:

Quite so.
That was obviously Cleo Lane.  ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2012, 05:15:05 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2012, 04:59:52 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2012, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2012, 01:33:05 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 01:29:15 PM

I want my own Zil lane   angry041: angry041:

Wot that french football bloke who head-butts people......... rubschin:

Pretend ignorance is neither clever nor funny.  evil:

Quite so.
That was obviously Cleo Lane.  ::)

They have a lane solely for small Renaults? eeek:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 05:39:27 PM

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Oh, and  evil:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2012, 05:41:32 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2012, 05:39:27 PM

lol: lol: lol: lol:

Oh, and  evil:

 point:


Bell-end  ;D

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 05:48:36 PM

 cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 06:48:19 PM

DS probably has at least a mile of Zil lane up to the house with 12 bore encroachment penalties along the way  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2012, 06:49:17 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 06:48:19 PM

DS probably has at least a mile of Zil lane up to the house with 12 bore encroachment penalties along the way  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2012, 08:13:02 PM

Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2012, 06:48:19 PM

DS probably has at least a mile of Zil lane up to the house with 12 bore encroachment penalties along the way  whistle:

Have you been here then?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 04:29:13 AM

All the other Zil lanes open today don't they....?  scared2:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2012, 05:07:58 AM

They're weren't... seriously. It was going to be Thursday, it was going to be today, now it is today. Twas like a rudderless ship

Meanwhile, the  Daily Fail  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176531/Ramadan-2012-add-Londons-Olympic-transport-woes.html) are at least consistent  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 05:09:43 AM

Hunt Uses News International to Bury Bad News (http://order-order.com/2012/07/24/hunt-uses-news-international-to-bury-bad-news/)

Quote from: Guido

Continuing his quest for the title cynical political operator of the year, Hunt has used the phone-hacking scandal to bury bad news.

At 11am – literally the same moment that the CPS were announcing charges for Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson – the Culture Secretary revealed the embarrassing news that 1,200 extra troops would be called up to provide security at the Olympics following the G4S debacle:

Spineless wanker! Wankah:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2012, 05:13:48 AM

You only used that cos we don't have an emoticon to rhyme with Hunt  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 05:15:35 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 25, 2012, 05:07:58 AM

They're weren't... seriously. It was going to be Thursday, it was going to be today, now it is today. Twas like a rudderless ship

Meanwhile, the  Daily Fail  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176531/Ramadan-2012-add-Londons-Olympic-transport-woes.html) are at least consistent  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 03:07:27 PM

http://youtu.be/zEDFMKjhLRw (http://youtu.be/zEDFMKjhLRw)

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 03:10:57 PM

 :thumbsup:  If only  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2012, 06:24:16 AM

Now need to feckin autotune the TV again in case you haven't got enough options to cover the Limp Dicks and need to get extra commentary etc  Banghead

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:38:46 AM

Great fuck up with the flags! happy001

Way to go LOCOG!  Thumbs:

A long way to go!  ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 07:40:17 AM

Does anyone know when coverage of the Ladies Beach Volleyball starts? A friend of mine has asked me to find out.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2012, 07:41:22 AM

So what happens after it's all over ?

There will of course be an abundance of affordable housing on offer  rubschin:

A new venue for the use of  ?  rubschin:

A whole new regenerated East London  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:46:40 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2012, 07:41:22 AM

So what happens after it's all over ?

There will of course be an abundance of affordable housing on offer  rubschin:

A new venue for the use of  ?  rubschin:

A whole new regenerated East London  rubschin:

It will end up as a fenced-off run down shit hole like Barcelona did....  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:50:09 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

It gets betterer and betterer!  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:52:09 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:50:09 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

Wrong kind of heat seemingly! lol:
It gets betterer and betterer!  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:53:40 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:52:09 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:50:09 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

Wrong kind of heat seemingly! lol:
It gets betterer and betterer!  lol:

Wrong kind of quote apparently...  ;)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:55:45 AM

Meanwhile, on a more individual note of personal cock up ismamisms.....
 lol:


http://aolbroadband.welcomescreen.aol.co.uk/video/olympic-torchbearers-tattoo-gone-wrong/517425593/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl12%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D119358 (http://aolbroadband.welcomescreen.aol.co.uk/video/olympic-torchbearers-tattoo-gone-wrong/517425593/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl12%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D119358)

To use a well know phrase.....we are surrounded by idiots. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:56:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:53:40 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:52:09 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:50:09 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

Wrong kind of heat seemingly! lol:
It gets betterer and betterer!  lol:

Wrong kind of quote apparently...  ;)

It's the heat you know. It MADE me do it! evil:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 08:04:10 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:56:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:53:40 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:52:09 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:50:09 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:48:03 AM

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424 (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/25/london-olympics-cable-car-heat-breakdown-dozens-stranded-300ft/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119424)


NEXT? lol:

Wrong kind of heat seemingly! lol:
It gets betterer and betterer!  lol:

Wrong kind of quote apparently...  ;)

It's the heat you know. It MADE me do it! evil:

Wrong kind of heat...?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2012, 10:09:04 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:38:46 AM

Great fuck up with the flags! happy001

They all look the same to me, as do the flags

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 10:59:55 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2012, 10:09:04 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:38:46 AM

Great fuck up with the flags! happy001

They all look the same to me, as do the flags

The offensive image...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faljahom.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Fayq5yxaceaatskp1.jpg%3Fw%3D640%26amp%3Bh%3D478&hash=a4b56bdc31844b4040264d8f2272fb6e8aeb8ecc)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 12:02:01 PM

Bad haircut  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2012, 12:04:28 PM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2012, 12:02:01 PM

Bad haircut  noooo:

Could be worse, could be ginger...

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 12:10:07 PM

 cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 01:11:51 PM

"Clearly this is a mistake. We will apologise to the team and the National Olympic Committee and steps will be taken to ensure this does not happen again."
Only werds missing are the usual ....we will learn from this. ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 04:55:10 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555)

Only happen in soft touch GB ey? ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 05:06:43 PM

I could offer sanctuary to the Brazilian laydees Beach Volleyball lot  angel1

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 05:13:16 PM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2012, 05:06:43 PM

I could offer sanctuary to the Brazilian laydees Beach Volleyball lot  angel1

 happ096   Very public spirited of You Nick

I'll make room for the football team   :thumbsup:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2F5cl14ov21%2Ffootballteam.jpg&hash=72469bd9db010b128b2fe50013aeeb201f7987be) (http://postimage.org/image/5cl14ov21/)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 05:14:35 PM

 :thumbsup: angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 26, 2012, 05:15:03 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2012, 10:09:04 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:38:46 AM

Great fuck up with the flags! happy001

They all look the same to me, as do the flags

 lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:31:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 04:55:10 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555)

Only happen in soft touch GB ey? ::)

Half the feckers won't go home...  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 06:49:43 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:31:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 04:55:10 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555)

Only happen in soft touch GB ey? ::)

Half the feckers won't go home...  noooo:

Indeed. Can only assume their cuntries are actually werser than THIS rancid cess pit of shit hole. eeek:

Meanwhile, the momnumental gaffs keep on rolling forth.  lol:

http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/football/news/article/22882/7936702/programme-reprinted-after-blunder?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119566 (http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/football/news/article/22882/7936702/programme-reprinted-after-blunder?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119566)

What an absolute shameful embarrasment this shower of incompetent shitesters  REALLY are. redface:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:53:34 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 06:49:43 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:31:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 04:55:10 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/26/london-2012-african-olympic-asylum_n_1704753.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D119555)

Only happen in soft touch GB ey? ::)

Half the feckers won't go home...  noooo:

Indeed. Can only assume their cuntries are actually werser than THIS rancid cess pit of shit hole. eeek:

Meanwhile, the momnumental gaffs keep on rolling forth.  lol:

http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/football/news/article/22882/7936702/programme-reprinted-after-blunder?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119566 (http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/football/news/article/22882/7936702/programme-reprinted-after-blunder?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl8%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D119566)

What an absolute shameful embarrasment this shower of incompetent shitesters  REALLY are. redface:

You couldn't make it up could you...?  noooo:

You'd have to live in the most disgusting third-world shite hole to want to claim asylum wouldn't you...? Hold on tho...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:01:07 PM

We could p'raps start up a new 'Today's Daily Olympick Gaff/s of The  Day' thread!  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:02:59 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:01:07 PM

We could p'raps start up a new 'Today's Daily Olympick Gaff/s of The  Day' thread!  rubschin:

I am sure the daily fail will do it ............. noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:03:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:01:07 PM

We could p'raps start up a new 'Today's Daily Olympick Gaff/s of The  Day' thread!  rubschin:

Somebody else has the LOLympics! (http://aljahom.wordpress.com/)  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:11:31 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:03:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:01:07 PM

We could p'raps start up a new 'Today's Daily Olympick Gaff/s of The  Day' thread!  rubschin:

Somebody else has the LOLympics! (http://aljahom.wordpress.com/)  lol:

Added toi favourites for daily amusement and entertaiinment purposes. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:12:35 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:11:31 PM

Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:03:53 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 07:01:07 PM

We could p'raps start up a new 'Today's Daily Olympick Gaff/s of The  Day' thread!  rubschin:

Somebody else has the LOLympics! (http://aljahom.wordpress.com/)  lol:

Added toi favourites for daily amusement and entertaiinment purposes. :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 07:20:59 PM

From that page

Quote

Seb Coe and LOCOG are arguing about whether spectators will be allowed entry to ticketed areas if wearing a Pepsi T-shirt. Coe says they (probably) can’t. LOCOG says they can.

WTF! Utterly unbelieveable  cussing:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:24:06 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 07:20:59 PM

From that page

Quote

Seb Coe and LOCOG are arguing about whether spectators will be allowed entry to ticketed areas if wearing a Pepsi T-shirt. Coe says they (probably) can’t. LOCOG says they can.

WTF! Utterly unbelieveable  cussing:

Who was footy player who lost a half million from coke sponsorship .............when he did a press conference drinking pepsi........... rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 09:18:26 PM

They've even had to hide the name of  The Ricoh Stadium  (http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2012/07/16/ricoh-arena-road-signs-do-not-fall-foul-of-olympic-sponsorship-rules-92746-31400663/#ixzz21lWeU9jf) in Coventry 

Quote

The stadium itself has had all non-Olympic branding covered up, including the red Ricoh lettering, the Coventry City Football Club crest and the G Casino logo.

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:08:12 AM

... and another thing, it's there in the background each time they report from there  What a bloody monstrosity  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9259508/London-2012-Olympics-ArcelorMittal-Orbit-sculpture-opened-on-Olympic-Park-but-concerns-over-price.html)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2012, 06:00:24 AM

As the Olympics have already started shouldn't tonight be rebranded ?  rubschin:

Stadium Opening Ceremony ?  rubschin:

Boyle does Olywood ?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:09:21 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:08:12 AM

... and another thing, it's there in the background each time they report from there  What a bloody monstrosity  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9259508/London-2012-Olympics-ArcelorMittal-Orbit-sculpture-opened-on-Olympic-Park-but-concerns-over-price.html)

I thought it was a fairground ride....  redface:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:10:42 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:24:06 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 07:20:59 PM

From that page

Quote

Seb Coe and LOCOG are arguing about whether spectators will be allowed entry to ticketed areas if wearing a Pepsi T-shirt. Coe says they (probably) can’t. LOCOG says they can.

WTF! Utterly unbelieveable  cussing:

Who was footy player who lost a half million from coke sponsorship .............when he did a press conference drinking pepsi........... rubschin:

I went to a conference in Atlanta.

At the opening 'welcome' event there was a free bar - the whole room went deathly silent when I asked for a Diet Pepsi....  redface:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 06:13:01 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:10:42 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:24:06 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 07:20:59 PM

From that page

Quote

Seb Coe and LOCOG are arguing about whether spectators will be allowed entry to ticketed areas if wearing a Pepsi T-shirt. Coe says they (probably) can’t. LOCOG says they can.

WTF! Utterly unbelieveable  cussing:

Who was footy player who lost a half million from coke sponsorship .............when he did a press conference drinking pepsi........... rubschin:

I went to a conference in Atlanta.

At the opening 'welcome' event there was a free bar - the whole room went deathly silent when I asked for a Diet Pepsi....  redface:

 Shocked:  Shocked:  Shocked:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 27, 2012, 06:14:26 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:09:21 AM

Quote from: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:08:12 AM

... and another thing, it's there in the background each time they report from there  What a bloody monstrosity  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9259508/London-2012-Olympics-ArcelorMittal-Orbit-sculpture-opened-on-Olympic-Park-but-concerns-over-price.html)

I thought it was a fairground ride....  redface:

I expect the dismantling plan just says 'pull out the bottom strut and run'.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 06:18:31 AM

 lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2012, 06:20:13 AM

Be a great helter skelter  rubschin:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 06:22:59 AM

I think that's what most of us think  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2012, 06:25:11 AM

Most of us THINK   eeek:

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2012, 08:44:18 AM

Just brilliant   ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fctlx7vbuh%2FScreen_shot_2012_07_27_at_09_41_30.jpg&hash=7301c48ca77f45e413a699a2ae39cee9ee258f1e) (http://postimage.org/image/ctlx7vbuh/)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 11:41:47 AM

Hahahahahahaha! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)

Read the reviews! happy001

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 11:49:28 AM

Quote

Delighted to welcome Wenlock to my family of fascist playthings. He takes pride of place in my replica Guantanamo camp standing atop the search tower alongside My Little Stalin. Oh how we laugh when he and Uncle Joe round up the gypsies, homosexuals and those of a non white persuasion and give them the old spa treatment with the garden hose. Gosh what larks. Please hurry up and produce the Tony Blair doll so that I can complete my collection.

happy001

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 12:13:50 PM

Let the bells ring out  :thumbsup:

Jeremy Hunt's bell breaks during HMS Belfast's London 2012 Olympics celebration (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmCtGKwgJ2k#ws)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2012, 12:53:24 PM

Worra Dick Head  ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 03:09:30 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19003976 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19003976)  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2012, 03:16:47 PM

As if the Limpid Committee are going to take notice of the cabbies  noooo:
The Zil lanes are part of the host contract from day one.

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 03:50:04 PM

What is it with that cheap bunting in Downing Street? looks like a village fete...  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 03:52:05 PM

Is it time for my Fete joke?

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 04:49:58 PM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 27, 2012, 03:52:05 PM

Is it time for my Fete joke?

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 27, 2012, 11:55:11 PM

Having just endured watched the Limpdicks opening ceremony, I have to say I rather liked the way it sent the rest of the world a giant "Fuck You!".

Also quite pleased to see the preponderence of "HYMNS" - that'll piss the muzzies off!

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2012, 12:16:05 AM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 27, 2012, 03:52:05 PM

Is it time for my Fete joke?

Knowing your sense of humour, having that inflicted on us would be a fete worse than death.  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 05:41:54 AM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2012, 12:16:05 AM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 27, 2012, 03:52:05 PM

Is it time for my Fete joke?

Knowing your sense of humour, having that inflicted on us would be a fete worse than death.  whistle:

 drumroll:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 06:49:17 AM

Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,

 ::)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 07:57:59 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2012, 06:49:17 AM

Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,

 ::)

Now you see, IF you had a well PROPER Anna Log wireless, like what I does cloud9: instead of these digi gubbiny nonsense things you wouldn't have had this problem.

Short wave may a bit hissy, but quite listenable to. :thumbsup:

I could record what you want to hear on my reel to reel, and post it to you if you like, like.? Thumbs:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 08:01:58 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 07:57:59 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2012, 06:49:17 AM

Normally listen to The Today Programme on the old iPlayer in the mornings...

The past two days at 7am UK time the feed has changed to: -

due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available, due to rights restrictions this part of the programme is not available,

 ::)

Now you see, IF you had a well PROPER Anna Log wireless, like what I does cloud9: instead of these digi gubbiny nonsense things you wouldn't have had this problem.

Short wave may a bit hissy, but quite listenable to. :thumbsup:

I could record what you want to hear on my reel to reel, and post it to you if you like, like.? Thumbs:

 noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:08:26 AM

Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 08:17:00 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:08:26 AM

Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

We couldn't afford a reel to reel...  sad24:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:28:41 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2012, 08:17:00 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:08:26 AM

Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

We couldn't afford a reel to reel...  sad24:

Oh that's SO sad BM. cry:

You actually did miss out on one of lifes greatest pleasures.
Still got some old recordings from the 60's here, and an absolute shed load on cassette.
I listen to them sometimes  if I'm fortunate enough to be in a car with a a well proper Anna Log sound system in it. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 09:45:22 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:28:41 AM

Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2012, 08:17:00 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 08:08:26 AM

Why? eeek:
Haven't you still got yer 'reel to reel' that you used to sit in front of the wireless with on a Sunday afternoon at 18:00 to record Pick Of The Pops with Allan Freeman, microphone in hand? eeek:

We couldn't afford a reel to reel...  sad24:

Oh that's SO sad BM. cry:

You actually did miss out on one of lifes greatest pleasures.
Still got some old recordings from the 60's here, and an absolute shed load on cassette.
I listen to them sometimes  if I'm fortunate enough to be in a car with a a well proper Anna Log sound system in it. :thumbsup:

i was desperate to get a Grundig reel-to-reel but never managed it....  noooo:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2012, 07:52:40 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2FLondon-2012-Olympics-Medal-Table-2.jpg&hash=ea39790c91a58798abef11f7cac044b82f89c207)

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2012, 06:45:54 AM

http://youtu.be/wmIORJbwqiY (http://youtu.be/wmIORJbwqiY)

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on August 09, 2012, 08:44:23 PM

Chinese swimming coach states that results have improved immeasurably since the dismal performances at Morecambe 2004.


Latest results in the yachting
Great Britain take gold
New Zealand take silver
and the Somalians have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2012, 03:57:26 AM

Quote from: Just One More on August 09, 2012, 08:44:23 PM

Chinese swimming coach states that results have improved immeasurably since the dismal performances at Morecambe 2004.


Latest results in the yachting
Great Britain take gold
New Zealand take silver
and the Somalians have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2012, 11:12:37 AM

Meanwhile,  in local news down here  (http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9869264.Arrest_over_Olympic_post_box_tribute/?ref=nt)

Title: Re: Countdown to Limp Dicks
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2012, 11:16:47 AM

Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2012, 11:12:37 AM

Meanwhile,  in local news down here  (http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9869264.Arrest_over_Olympic_post_box_tribute/?ref=nt)

Obviously a low crime day then...?  ::)

It is amazing how they can never catch the feral scum that put their 'tags' on everything....  noooo: