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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 04, 2012, 07:33:20 PM
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Why oh why doe sthe wretched BBC have such an orgasm over this shyte?
Live coverage on BBC2, so why do they completely cock up everything on BBC1 because it's still going on?
If you're that into watching people knock a ball over a net, watch it on bleddy BBC2 FFS!
It's not like half the country can't get BBC2!
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Isn't there a BBC4, they could put it there, better still abolish it.
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I don't watch anything like that - if I did we'd prolly have a sports section in the pub or summat.... noooo:
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"Tennis? My Grandad used to be in that racket"
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"Tennis? My Grandad used to be in that racket"
;D ;D ;D
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"Tennis? My Grandad used to be in that racket"
lol: lol: lol:
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There is something seriously wrong with Andy Murry, apart from the fact that he plays tennis, he cannot make eye contact with the person interviewing him. noooo: A secret serial killer no doubt about it. eveilgrin:
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I don't watch it. Did our British lad win, or did the Scots wanker lose rubschin:
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He is a nasty lanky porridge wog cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I don't watch it. Did our British lad win, or did the Scots wanker lose rubschin:
;D ;D ;D but I did use that last year :thumbsup:
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I think I remember, it was in the long forgotten "Material for JOM" thread wasn't it whistle:
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I think I remember, it was in the long forgotten "Material for JOM" thread wasn't it whistle:
:thumbsup:........... redface:
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Anyone watching it............ rubschin:
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Can't understand why they bothered taking the roof off .....that will have to stop play for another 45 minutes shortly. noooo:
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Engerland
Oh redface:
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Always liked that Brit boy............... :thumbsup:
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Win or lose, he'll always be that Scots wanker in my eyes.
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Marray and Murray both winning ........... :thumbsup:
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Win or lose, he'll always be that Scots wanker in my eyes.
:thumbsup:
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Win or lose, he'll always be that Scots wanker in my eyes.
Got money on him............ rubschin:
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No. I tend to stick the horses.
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Always liked that Brit boy............... :thumbsup:
You jinxed him noooo:
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Marray thro to final............ :thumbsup:
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His mum looks scarey scared2:
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Pushy parent noooo:
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By jove he did it eeek:
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eeek:
Gingers rool
(not me obviously)
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Jubilennis on Sunday now noooo:
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Yeah.......... :thumbsup:
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No. I tend to stick the horses.
Euphemism? eeek:
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His mum looks scarey scared2:
Scary! You bellend
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No. I tend to stick the horses.
Euphemism? eeek:
eeek: eeek:
like glue...........
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His mum looks scarey scared2:
Scary! You bellend
redface:
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Worst possible news - now it'll be bleddy wal to wall!
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Every front page this morning noooo:
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Feckin headline news noooo: noooo: noooo:
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That link I posted about those Japs injecting into their foreheads was headline news
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That link I posted about those Japs injecting into their foreheads was headline news
doh:
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Bastard cuntry virtually submerged, folk swamped out of their homes and business properties deluged and destroyed, people dying/swept away, chaos hell and bedlum virtually everywhere, transport grinds to a virtual standstill (nowt actually new there), rancid vile thieving greedy banker wankers carry on ripping us all off, thousands being slaughtered in Syria......and WHAT is first on the main beeb news last night?
Correct. cussing:
My bladder has boiled dry.
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Bastard cuntry virtually submerged, folk swamped out of their homes and business properties deluged and destroyed, people dying/swept away, chaos hell and bedlum virtually everywhere, transport grinds to a virtual standstill (nowt actually new there), rancid vile thieving greedy banker wankers carry on ripping us all off, thousands being slaughtered in Syria......and WHAT is first on the main beeb news last night?
Correct. cussing:
My bladder has boiled dry.
happ096
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Bastard cuntry virtually submerged, folk swamped out of their homes and business properties deluged and destroyed, people dying/swept away, chaos hell and bedlum virtually everywhere, transport grinds to a virtual standstill (nowt actually new there), rancid vile thieving greedy banker wankers carry on ripping us all off, thousands being slaughtered in Syria......and WHAT is first on the main beeb news last night?
Correct. cussing:
My bladder has boiled dry.
happ096
Seriously BM. It REALLY IS NOT on is it?
What;s this hell hole coming to when that nasty little mealey mouthed slot gobbed prick whacking a ball around with a lousy bat is deemed MORE important than ANYTHING else that's going on?
Absolutely beggars belief and comprehension.
Had a fairly sizeable fall out with Mrs G over this last night, as she claims that it's a MOMENTOUS occassion....apparently.....my EXCEEDINGLY fat arse.
Walked out of the room in disgust.
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^^^ Growler-speak ^^^
happ096 and lol:
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^^^ Growler-speak ^^^
happ096 and lol:
I shall be speaking to the Bastard Borecasting Company about it in the form of an email too, mark my words! evil:
On my way home from somehere or other last Sunday afternoon, I thought I'd put the van wireless on for a bit of entertainment.
Five Live?
Bonk bonk.
Talk Shite p'raps then?
Bonk bonk.
Get home. Reach for the zapper.
BBC 1
Bonk bonk.
BBC 2
Bonk bonk.
Give up. Telly off courtesy of van wireless sticking into screen. Banghead
What is actually the seemingly totally overwhelming infatuation with this crappy sport anyway ey, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know chief. confused:
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Must admit I enjoyed the two semi-finals. Maybe it is Murray's turn this year.
As for his mother as I have said before Woodstock was at school with her ... pushy, selfish and a long way up her own arse just about sums her up apparently. BTW she failed her 11+ and was sent to a private school thereafter ..... So pushy grandparents too. No wonder the boy turned out the way he did.
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Wall to wall Wimbledon on the news channels at 0530hr's. Summat else must be going on noooo:
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I just can't stand the bloke though ....dour sourpuss noooo:
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An estimate 20 million will be watching live on TV and 16K at Wimbledon itself .... I don't expect Growler will be one of them. noooo:
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Come on Tim :thumbsup:
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Good start but now.......... ::)
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Good start but now.......... ::)
Porridge Wog.... noooo:
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Good start but now.......... ::)
Porridge Wog.... noooo:
Oh no..........now a Brit again .........won the 1st set........just imagine the papers tomorrow .........Growler may explode ...... rubschin:
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Good start but now.......... ::)
Porridge Wog.... noooo:
Oh no..........now a Brit again .........won the 1st set........just imagine the papers tomorrow .........Growler may explode ...... rubschin:
Top man! Thumbs:
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Good start but now.......... ::)
Porridge Wog.... noooo:
Oh no..........now a Brit again .........won the 1st set........just imagine the papers tomorrow .........Growler may explode ...... rubschin:
Top man! Thumbs:
Imagine if he wins and a Brit the GP............ whistle:
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Good start but now.......... ::)
Porridge Wog.... noooo:
Oh no..........now a Brit again .........won the 1st set........just imagine the papers tomorrow .........Growler may explode ...... rubschin:
Top man! Thumbs:
Imagine if he wins and a Brit the GP............ whistle:
Oh, I'd soil myself probably.... ::)
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Notice that bbc sport have changed the rolex advert ...........no more Fed........... ;D
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On his way to being a jock again........... noooo:
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Useless Porridge Wog... noooo:
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And the Federer/rolex advert back on ........... ;D ;D ;D nothing like playing safe.........
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Does Victoria Beckham only have one facial expression? rubschin:
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Smug noooo:
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As for Mr Murray .......what an old man for 25 years of age noooo:
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Smug noooo:
She is not a member here ......... rubschin:
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Scotish Git! cussing:
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Never rated the bloke ..............useless jock....... noooo:
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Thank heavens - is it over now ?
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Thank heavens - is it over now ?
Yep ............and Growler can buy a newspaper tomorrow.......... :thumbsup:
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Buy you say ? rubschin:
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Buy you say ? rubschin:
He wrote buy buying............ cussing:
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He cried point: point:
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Useless Porridge Wog... I never liked him... noooo:
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Useless Porridge Wog... I never liked him... noooo:
Yup. Just 'eard it's all over...at last. :thumbsup:
Believe the porridge slurping tosser lost his stupid game of bat 'n' ball anyway! lol:
Fantastic I say, and richly deserved, as I heard that he actually stated that he wanted to see Inguuulaund lose in the recent footie tournament.
What a thouroughly nasty littel twat ey? evil:
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Thank heavens - is it over now ?
Yep ............and Growler can buy a newspaper tomorrow.......... :thumbsup:
Doubt it geezer. It'll be headline news yet again, you see. ::)
Just been headline news on the bastard wireless.
2nd item was the death of several more soldiers in Afghanistan.
So good and satisfying to see the balance of news importance is still up running and well balanced ey? eeek:
What a truly sick nation we really are. sick2:
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Growler for PM :thumbsup:
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh so what if he cried ! FFS analysis of what this shows is NOT needed. He lost. He was upset about it.END OF !
All this showing another side of him....how do that work that out. He has never been in another Wimbledon final to compare it to ( unlikely he will again ) .
Stop with the blathering news ....it is doing my noodle in !
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But you must have cried ;) Apparently the nation watched and there was barely a dry eye in the house when he broke down crying
For the record, I'm in the dry eye camp
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I wasn't even watching it lol:
Now they are comparing Federer to the likes of Ali to compare hi his greatness and no doubt console the destitute Mr Murray ( half a million squid consolation prize eeek:) . Not taking anything away from Fed hex but stop doing that too !
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But you must have cried ;) Apparently the nation watched and there was barely a dry eye in the house when he broke down crying
For the record, I'm in the dry eye camp
As am I, want to borrow some of my drops, when I say borrow I mean have, I don't want them back like. noooo:
I managed to miss it other than the wall to wall news broadcasting. I agree with Growler, it's a game of bat and ball.
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I managed to miss it other than the wall to wall news broadcasting. I agree with Growler, it's a game of bat and ball.
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