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Title: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 03:57:27 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Well done you tho - I'll be about nine million when I get mine!  evil:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2012, 04:18:00 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

It's hard I know Snoops but you have to look at the bigger picture, think of all the other letters that have/will be sent out the amount of time wasted the amount of paper and postage wasted.  It's good to know that your money is being spent wisely. angel1
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2012, 05:52:45 PM
Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am.

Just give it s few more years and you won't. . .    redface:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
 noooo:  I don't think Barman started dropping hints about his birthday this far in advance  noooo:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2012, 07:36:11 PM
I have today had a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions.

"Dear Mr Snoopy,
You will be 65 on 11th July 2012 and from that date you are entitled to State Pension.
You do not need to do anything, your pension will be paid into the bank account you have already notified us of."


Like I didn't know when me fvcking birthday is and how old I am  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Well done you tho - I'll be about nine million when I get mine!  evil:

Next birthday then.  whistle:

Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2012, 08:04:02 PM
noooo:  I don't think Barman started dropping hints about his birthday this far in advance  noooo:

Men are such attention seekers  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really care what others think"  ::)
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 01, 2012, 11:29:36 AM
Someone's getting grumpy in their old age.  ;)
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 11:36:11 AM
Someone's getting grumpy in their old age.  ;)

Oh Yus!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2012, 01:21:38 PM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2012, 01:34:39 PM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:

Piccys ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:02:50 AM
Coming from someone who wears tight skirts and "killer" heels just to go to werk that is some assertion .......

Let me guess ~ You "dress to please yourself and don't really  care what others think"  ::)
eeek:

Piccys ............. rubschin:

 noooo: No piccys ..... Just experience and observation.........Oh and proof that I for one do actually listen to what wimmin say.
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
Believe it or not I do actually listen to women as well Snoop, it was one of the 2 most important lessons I learned living in nurses accommodation.
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2012, 06:35:51 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2012, 07:35:17 PM
Simple Nick, when you are living in a nurses block with 50-90 nurses simultaneous PMT is

a: Not a myth

and
 
b: Feckin' scary  scared2:
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2012, 04:27:52 AM
Popcorn:

The other being that they sit down to wee-wee....  ::)
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2012, 07:22:24 AM
Popcorn:

The other being that they sit down to wee-wee....  ::)
Cue Snoopy. . .

Story of WAF at urinal.


AFFS! 
Title: Re: No Shit Sherlock!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2012, 07:44:29 AM
Popcorn:

The other being that they sit down to wee-wee....  ::)
Cue Snoopy. . .

Story of WAF at urinal.


AFFS!

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