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Title: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:38:26 PM

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 12:52:19 PM

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:

But you can afford all that stuff now you are an rich person....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:53:57 PM
Indeed - I will go and buy the smell of diamonds toilet duck  lol:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 12:59:51 PM
Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.

Where is Pirate?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 01:07:42 PM
Has he overdosed on cheese and crackers ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 01:09:04 PM
Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.

Where is Pirate?  rubschin:

He stopped coming when Miss D went away....  whistle:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 01:10:08 PM

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Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 01:17:29 PM
Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2012, 01:23:10 PM
Wha...? Shrugs:


 noooo:   
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 01:31:03 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Pastis on June 21, 2012, 04:13:44 PM

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Spoilsport   cry:    sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 04:15:48 PM
You are better than household cleaners my dear  whistle:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 04:16:43 PM
I like the Fabreze ad  angel1

Oooh the telly box has a Citrus Fresh ad on now!"!
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 04:18:25 PM
It isn't smell o vision yet though  noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 04:30:50 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bastards.
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Pastis on June 21, 2012, 04:35:54 PM
I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street  ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy   noooo:

Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 04:36:58 PM
I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street  ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy   noooo:

Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ...  whistle:

Billingsgate?
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 04:38:18 PM
Bless you
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 04:38:47 PM
I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street  ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy   noooo:

Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bastards.

Do you not have changing and showering facilities at werk pongmeister  sick2:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
He need Eau de Miss D TM
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 04:48:50 PM
 lol:

The smell of desperation or fear or suck cess  rubschin:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 04:49:58 PM
Mr Thread?  noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 04:50:12 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bastards.

Do you not have changing and showering facilities at werk pongmeister  sick2:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

We have a coffee machine that works occasionally - that's about all we get. Luckily it rained a lot after, so that might have rinsed the worst of it off.
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 04:56:36 PM
That's a Phewman Rights violation that is  noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 05:00:14 PM
That's a Phewman Rights violation that is  noooo:

 noooo:


And who said women don't do comedy  8)
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2012, 05:10:13 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bass-turds.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 05:22:05 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bass-turds.

 whistle:

I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 05:24:26 PM
Snapper  noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 05:26:22 PM

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Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 05:28:37 PM
Snapper  noooo:

Trout!



























 scared:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 05:31:23 PM
Krill him  evil:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 05:35:57 PM
Krill him  evil:

You broke it. Krill is a crustacean. 

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 05:36:52 PM
And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the conversation !
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 05:39:58 PM
And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the crustacean !
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 05:44:34 PM
And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the conversation !

I'm battered  sad32:  Gonna need a skilled Sturgeon to revive me...
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2012, 05:56:29 PM
Why is everyone carping?
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2012, 06:00:04 PM
Why is everyone carping?


 noooo:
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 21, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bass-turds.

 whistle:

I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...

Cod knows where this will lead to....
Title: Re: Smells of Freshness
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 07:31:03 PM
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bass-turds.

 whistle:

I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...

Cod knows where this will lead to....

A bad plaice...  noooo: