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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:38:26 PM
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Why can't things remain simple ?
You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.
But oh noes, that is not good enough noooo:
Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets noooo:
One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh' eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers ??? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Why can't things remain simple ?
You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.
But oh noes, that is not good enough noooo:
Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets noooo:
One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh' eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers ??? noooo: noooo: noooo:
But you can afford all that stuff now you are an rich person.... Thumbs:
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Indeed - I will go and buy the smell of diamonds toilet duck lol:
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Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.
Where is Pirate? rubschin:
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Has he overdosed on cheese and crackers ? rubschin:
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Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.
Where is Pirate? rubschin:
He stopped coming when Miss D went away.... whistle:
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Wha...? Shrugs:
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Wha...? Shrugs:
noooo:
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angel1
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Why can't things remain simple ?
You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.
But oh noes, that is not good enough noooo:
Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets noooo:
One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh' eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers ??? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Spoilsport cry: sad32: sad32:
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You are better than household cleaners my dear whistle:
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I like the Fabreze ad angel1
Oooh the telly box has a Citrus Fresh ad on now!"!
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It isn't smell o vision yet though noooo:
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bastards.
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I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy noooo:
Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ... whistle:
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I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy noooo:
Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ... whistle:
Billingsgate?
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Bless you
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I too encountered a fishy smell this afternoon down the high street ... admittedly it was the Chinese wet fish stall, but still wiffy noooo:
Reminded me of an old joke about a blind man ... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bastards.
Do you not have changing and showering facilities at werk pongmeister sick2:
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He need Eau de Miss D TM
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lol:
The smell of desperation or fear or suck cess rubschin:
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Mr Thread? noooo:
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bastards.
Do you not have changing and showering facilities at werk pongmeister sick2:
happy001 happy001 happy001
We have a coffee machine that works occasionally - that's about all we get. Luckily it rained a lot after, so that might have rinsed the worst of it off.
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That's a Phewman Rights violation that is noooo:
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That's a Phewman Rights violation that is noooo:
noooo:
And who said women don't do comedy 8)
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bass-turds.
whistle:
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bass-turds.
whistle:
I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...
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Snapper noooo:
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Snapper noooo:
Trout!
scared:
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Krill him evil:
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Krill him evil:
You broke it. Krill is a crustacean.
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the conversation !
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And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the crustacean !
:thumbsup:
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And you are a pedantic but I still include you in the conversation !
I'm battered sad32: Gonna need a skilled Sturgeon to revive me...
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Why is everyone carping?
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Why is everyone carping?
noooo:
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bass-turds.
whistle:
I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...
Cod knows where this will lead to....
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I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.
Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?
And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.
Bass-turds.
whistle:
I'm not one to carp, but enough of the misquotes, perching on the pretence of humour...
Cod knows where this will lead to....
A bad plaice... noooo: