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Title: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2012, 06:22:27 PM: Window cleaners
Egyptian waiters noooo:
BM and his spy cams

She must be in danger everywhere scared2:

Mind you, I also fear for local men scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2012, 06:33:13 PM: Turkey not Egypt dear boy.
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Post by: Nick on June 09, 2012, 06:38:41 PM: I seem to recall an Egyptian marriage proposal.

I am sure Turkish men are angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2012, 06:39:42 PM: Oh yes....My Mo lol:
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Post by: tel on June 09, 2012, 10:18:07 PM: Chances of an earthquake?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:08:14 AM: The intention is to have a quiet , relaxed, quiet , chilled out, quiet, restorative break.

It will all be very civilized whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2012, 07:37:45 AM: Ummmm rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 07:41:52 AM: Well at least during the day Miss C ;)
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Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 06:24:28 PM: Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:
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Post by: Barman on June 10, 2012, 06:26:42 PM: Nice people.... Thumbs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:47:26 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2012, 06:24:28 PM
Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:

eeek:

Not yet dear boy ...flight is tomorrow afternoon :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2012, 06:50:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:47:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2012, 06:24:28 PM
Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:

eeek:

Not yet dear boy ...flight is tomorrow afternoon :thumbsup:

He assumed you were having a kebab tonight, instead of cooking.
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:52:23 PM: Pitta that he didn't explain houmself clearly then lol:
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Post by: Barman on June 10, 2012, 06:53:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:52:23 PM
Pitta that he didn't explain houmself clearly then lol:

Boom-tish! lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 07:00:10 PM: Well tomorrow she will be in the hands of the Turks scared2:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2012, 07:23:35 PM: Enjoy your trip Miss D, take suncream... I am peeling. Oh and anti mossie stuff ... the bits that arent flaky are red and itchy. evil:
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Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 07:25:22 PM: sick2:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2012, 07:28:03 PM: but at least I'm not ginger. whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 07:29:37 PM: I have both thank you :thumbsup:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/320995 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/320995) cloud9:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2012, 07:43:15 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 07:29:37 PM
I have both thank you

Flaky and itchy?
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 07:45:41 PM: Yep,that about sums up my personality :thumbsup:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2012, 07:59:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 07:45:41 PM
Yep,that about sums up my personality :thumbsup:

Calaminety Jane?
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2012, 08:01:20 PM: Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyjjYYpTK7Y#)
;D
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Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2012, 07:33:05 AM: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised rubschin: Bit of an oxymoron don't ya feel?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2012, 07:47:01 AM: Guru Snoopy speaks :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on June 11, 2012, 07:56:07 PM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2157514/Turkey-earthquakes-Seven-injured-holiday-hotspots.html?ito=feeds-newsxml (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2157514/Turkey-earthquakes-Seven-injured-holiday-hotspots.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
scared2:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2012, 08:39:16 PM: Well, I'm sure she's hoping that the earth will move for her at least once.
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Post by: Nick on June 11, 2012, 08:41:46 PM: Mr Thread?
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Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2012, 10:40:55 PM: We have had a few earthquakes this year ............
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Post by: Nick on June 13, 2012, 12:12:59 PM: scared2:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 13, 2012, 12:24:18 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 11, 2012, 10:40:55 PM
We have had a few earthquakes this year ............

Well stop jumping up and down then. ::)
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 04:24:10 PM: Miss D is back from her misadventures at the hands of the Turks cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:43:28 PM: I am ...well on way home at least !
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Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 04:44:43 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:43:28 PM
I am ...well on way home at least !

Details please......... Thumbs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:46:55 PM: All in good time my man. Are you sitting comfortably for the slide show ?
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 04:47:41 PM: Is she intact and virtuous? scared2:
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 04:48:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:46:55 PM
All in good time my man. Are you sitting comfortably for the slide show ?

Bikini pics cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:50:41 PM: Not a chance angel1
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Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 04:54:49 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:50:41 PM
Not a chance angel1

Naked ones........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:57:23 PM: With your delicate little sensitivities .....I don't think so noooo:
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 05:01:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 04:54:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:50:41 PM
Not a chance angel1

Naked ones........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2012, 05:42:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:57:23 PM
With your delicate little sensitivities .....I don't think so noooo:

Just send them to me like you did last year Miss D. I never passed them around whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 06:44:36 PM: I have learnt my lesson the hard way ;)
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 06:46:48 PM: eeek:
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Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 06:47:18 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 06:44:36 PM
I have learnt my lesson the hard way ;)

good hols then........ eyes:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 06:48:14 PM: Brilliant :thumbsup:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2012, 07:15:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:46:55 PM
All in good time my man. Are you sitting comfortably for the slide show ?

Waiters and a Richter Scale rating? eeek:

scared:
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2012, 07:41:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 04:43:28 PM
I am ...well on way home at least !

That was quick ~ you been deported?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 07:51:06 PM: You know how to make a girl feel welcome noooo:
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 07:58:24 PM: Pirate will be along soon eyes:
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Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 07:58:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
You know how to make a girl feel welcome noooo:

I was nice ,,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 08:00:03 PM: You were indeed cloud9:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2012, 08:02:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
You know how to make a girl feel welcome noooo:

Sorry.

So, how was the quicky in Turkey?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 08:08:36 PM: Very satisfying lol:
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 08:09:04 PM: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mr Thread?
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Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 08:11:21 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2012, 08:02:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
You know how to make a girl feel welcome noooo:

Sorry.

So, how was the quicky in Turkey?

Boootiful I guess.........
Title: Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2012, 08:11:53 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2012, 08:09:04 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mr Thread?

wot?
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 04:28:35 AM: Welcome back Miss D! ;D
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2012, 06:42:09 AM: ^^^Wot he said^^^