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Title: A baby.
Post by: TG on June 08, 2012, 06:27:53 PM
Me & Mrs TG are babysitting a 7 month old whilst his parents go away for a dirty weekend.  scared2:

I am 52.

Things I have learned so far :

1/ Upsy Daisy is a dirty little minx.
2/ I have a surprisingly high threshold for high pitched sounds.

No doubt I shall learn other things as the weekend progresses.

I shall report back. At least I will report back if I can find the PC among the baby support equipment that has taken over the house.

Wish me luck.  :thumbsup:



Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2012, 06:31:26 PM
A babby  sick2:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2012, 06:37:22 PM
Good luck  noooo:

Your support group is here when you need us  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: TG on June 08, 2012, 06:49:47 PM
Good luck  noooo:

Your support group is here when you need us  :thumbsup:

I'm sure I shall need support. Mrs TG has parked the babby somewhere and has retreated into the gin bottle.

I have turned off the baby monitor and am pretending it aint happening.

All is well.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 06:50:37 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:46:51 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 07:48:16 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2012, 07:48:45 AM
This baby is only 7 months old ! Are you just using this as an excuse to watch these programs  whistle:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:58:12 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:

OMFG!!! The Baby!!!!!
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:59:04 AM
This baby is only 7 months old ! Are you just using this as an excuse to watch these programs  whistle:

Nah. I'm more of a Peppa Pig man meself.  cloud9:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2012, 09:34:34 AM
Good to see you TG.  Now have you found a baby under the paraphernalia that is your house at present. I will be a small pink squalling thing, prolly at the bottom of the pile.
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2012, 09:41:23 AM
Will you?  eeek:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 01:24:30 PM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:

OMFG!!! The Baby!!!!!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2012, 07:41:49 AM
Will you?  eeek:

Will I what?
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 07:57:46 AM
Will you?  eeek:

Will I what?

Good to see you TG.  Now have you found a baby under the paraphernalia that is your house at present. I will be a small pink squalling thing, prolly at the bottom of the pile.

It created an image  eyes:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2012, 08:10:21 AM
Oh I see, thank you. redface:
Title: Re: A baby.
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 08:34:55 AM
No... thank you  lol: