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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 31, 2012, 06:57:43 AM

Title: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2012, 06:57:43 AM

The THW is on holiday in Holland ... I booked her passage with Stena Line Ferries from Harwich to The Hook.
She sailed at 0800 on Tuesday, on Wednesday night I got an email from Stena asking for feedback on the trip........ she is booked to return with them on Monday.
They know this.
Why ask for a "Trip Satisfaction Survey" before she has even finished it?  Banghead

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2012, 07:11:20 AM

To collect the results before some disaster hits prolly....  whistle:

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2012, 07:19:09 AM

Wot could possibly go wrong?  Shocked:

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2012, 07:25:21 AM

They probably want the information before she has mnay other 'trips' in Holland and can still remember it  ;)

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2012, 11:56:30 AM

I think that the least we can to to help Snoops out is to carry out a VP survey to find out who finds surveys irksome. angel1

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2012, 12:01:27 PM

Had another Injun masquerading as "Jenny" call me this morning. "Not trying to sell anything but would I mind answering a few questions"
Standard reply "I charge £80 per hour or part thereof to be interviewed. Will your employer pay me?"

Looooooooooooong pause whilst she presumably looked up her script then "I don't think so"


"Goodbye then"  cussing:

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2012, 12:06:26 PM

This messing with peoples minds has got to stop you know Snoops you enjoy it far too much. ;)

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2012, 12:11:38 PM

I have just walked through House of Fraser. The ground floor is like running a gauntlet.

"Hello madam, can I ask you a question "

"Good afternoon madam , have you got a minute "

"Would you like to try this "

"Have you seen that "


Feck off and leave me aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  cussing:

Title: Re: Irksome Surveys
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2012, 12:22:28 PM

Most excellent....

It's Feck off Friday. Party001: Party001: Party001: