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Title: Parrot related problems
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 02:12:30 PM
Sure to be popular  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 02:13:41 PM
Bm has a new dog,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 02:14:10 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 29, 2012, 08:03:01 AM
Is Nick on some kind of mission to get recognition as the foremost starter of threads in the Pub or what?
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2012, 08:08:46 AM
Please stay on topic ............
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 29, 2012, 08:24:44 AM
Squawk! 

Who's a pretty boy!

Squawk!

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight!   

Squawk!
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2012, 07:13:34 PM

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Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 07:21:31 PM
We could squeeze a 'parrot's ate them all' joke in here too somewhere.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
I would but I've got a headache at the moment.
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 07:25:32 PM
I would but I've got a headache at the moment.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2012, 10:31:16 PM
My other parrot justed died ............. sad24:             I think of a broken heart for his mate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,not in a good mood ...........please note any monthy pyton jokes ......will be met with violience ,,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2012, 05:30:09 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Just One More on July 06, 2012, 05:42:27 AM
Most of us don't realise how attached we are to our pets until that comes along [gives blokey pat on the shoulder]
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2012, 06:22:43 AM
Most of us don't realise how attached we are to our pets until that comes along [gives blokey pat on the shoulder]

Gayer:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2012, 01:55:30 PM
Most of us don't realise how attached we are to our pets until that comes along [gives blokey pat on the shoulder]

Gayer:

Don't be unkind. One of our regular's polly's gone.
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2012, 04:00:38 PM
A friend of mine sent me this earlier. It concerns his wife:


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The other day Barley had lunch with a friend. Also present was a female acquaintance of the friend, who is a vet by profession.
 
Apparently this woman had recently been treating a sick African grey parrot. As the bird was not at all well she had kept it in the surgery for continued treatment and taken it to her home each evening in its cage so she could keep an eye on it.
 
For a couple of days the bird had remained huddled on its perch, not venturing out when she opened the cage door each morning as was its normal routine. Neither did it make any sound, despite being said to be a good talker.
 
Then one morning it suddenly showed signs of being much brighter, moving around inside its cage and eating again. This time when she opened the cage door, the bird hopped quickly outside and immediately launched itself into the air, flying straight into her french windows and falling stunned to the floor. She picked it up and placed it gently back on top of its cage where it stood for a few moments looking distinctly dazed, before shaking itself vigorously and uttering its first words.
 
Appropriately enough, these were “FUCKIN’ ‘ELL”!
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: GROWLER on October 12, 2012, 04:16:18 PM
Thought this was going to be mobby hands free related. whistle:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 07:39:22 AM
so excited!! going to pick up a new cage for the cockatiel. It's mahoosive! I actually fit inside it! Going to be wonderful to watch her flying around rather than having to just sit on a perch all day.




new cage
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old cage
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  6ft high. Still no idea where the F its gonna go like. I think we have to get rid of one of the arm chairs.
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2013, 08:21:12 AM
so excited!! going to pick up a new cage for the cockatiel. It's mahoosive! I actually fit inside it! Going to be wonderful to watch her flying around rather than having to just sit on a perch all day.




new cage
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old cage
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  6ft high. Still no idea where the F its gonna go like. I think we have to get rid of one of the arm chairs.

Will you come out of it occasionally and let the bird sit on the perch like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 08:24:05 AM
if apey lets me.
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 10:51:28 AM
if apey lets me.

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He said you couldn't wait to get your hands on a massive cockatiel cage.
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 01:12:17 PM
if apey lets me.

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He said you couldn't wait to get your hands on a massive cockatiel cage.

No I said a cockatoo......... whistle:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 03:17:59 PM
if apey lets me.

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He said you couldn't wait to get your hands on a massive cockatiel cage.

No I said a cockatoo......... whistle:

Surprised you didn't pick a pocketatoo.  redface:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:18:08 PM
so excited!! going to pick up a new cage for the cockatiel. It's mahoosive! I actually fit inside it! Going to be wonderful to watch her flying around rather than having to just sit on a perch all day.




new cage
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old cage
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  6ft high. Still no idea where the F its gonna go like. I think we have to get rid of one of Apey.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 04:31:26 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Parrot related problems
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 04:34:17 PM
The thing is bloody huge,,,,,,,,,, evil: