The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 22, 2012, 05:27:48 PM
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No, I'm not talking about toilet visits after eating beetroot!
Water, I'm reliably informed by various scientists, is, in fact, a very pale blue in colour.
That being so, Why the buggering hell do I get a bright pink staining round the bath and on the bottom of the shower enclosure? Nothing (not even Cilla Black) will shift it!
WTF are they doing to the water at the Water Board these days? And is it safe to drink?
(Nick will probably check with Yahoo Answers)
Ideas anyone?
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Peter Tatchell syndrome? Gayer:
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No uphill gardening in this establishment I'll have you know!
Outraged of Sevenoaks
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Marley's water has gone pink
He wonders if it's safe to drink
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That'll be Mrs Marley's gerly soap
Nothing else, you silly dope.
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Marley has a bright pink rim
That he scrubs hard with Vim
Nowt seems to shift this vicious stain
Off to look for someone to blame
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
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No uphill gardening in this establishment I'll have you know!
Marley really is quite gifted
Never has his shirt been lifted
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
Who bloody started it...
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Methinks he doth protest too much
At straws he does desperately clutch
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
No need, old chum, to have a care,
You seem to be already there
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
Who bloody started it...
whistle:
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
Of that I'd say too late to worry
We think you're nuts already, sorry. whistle:
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Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend cussing:
Sausage!