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Title: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 05:39:34 PM
Right!  I've collated the previous lists into one MEGA list of things to be done before I depart these shores for, Gawd help me, only 1 week. It's not a break, a holiday, a simple business trip; it's an Expo. Piles of stuff to take in assorted sizes in various containers which I've been working on for a couple of months  sad24:

With 1 week to go I'm onto the final A4 list of tangential oddities like buy a new, handy spirit level, a new teeny weeny mini stapler to affix the business cards to the enquiry page of my notebook  ::), velcro tape (5 metres thereof), tape measure ... I've even thought about DVDs in the event of boredom or to salaciously engage the interest of a passing punter  eyes:

Oh for the days when it was tickets, passport, wallet 'n' keys   noooo:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM
You are bound to forget something vital  noooo:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 05:45:51 PM
Oh, tell me do ...
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
Oh, tell me do ...

Condoms...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 05:54:15 PM
Oh, tell me do ...

Condoms...  Thumbs:

 happy001 happy001  Yep!   In Dubai ... on the beach, you mean?     lol: lol:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2012, 05:56:26 PM
Umbrella hat  lol:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 06:03:21 PM
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I don't think an umbrella hat is part of the dress code   rubschin:

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Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 06:06:11 PM
Pack a tea towel  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 06:12:21 PM
Tea towel 'n' leather glove for entertainments  ... check    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2012, 06:13:57 PM
Diocalm
Diralyte
Loperamide
Corks
Cough mixture (cos you won't dare to cough like)
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2012, 06:15:33 PM
Pictures of Miss D.... where to put all those camels though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 06:17:32 PM
Diocalm
Diralyte
Loperamide
Corks
Cough mixture (cos you won't dare to cough like)

happy001
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 08:04:23 PM
Immodium   angel1    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 08:06:13 PM
Cork  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2012, 08:08:25 PM
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
Immodium   angel1    Thumbs:

is Loperamide
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 22, 2012, 03:10:04 PM
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:

Indeed. Royal Brunei   8) . And yes, I do know they're dry.
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 05:32:02 AM
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:

Indeed. Royal Brunei   8) . And yes, I do know they're dry.

You didn't forget to switch the immersion heater off did ya...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 04:23:21 PM
Are you all sorted now Mr P .....packed and raring to go ???
Title: Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2012, 09:44:45 PM
Well I was until a neighbour suggested it was Pimm'o.clock at 5pm ... then followed much food and drink ...
Time for bed and an early flight in the morning  :thumbsup: