The Virtual Pub
		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pastis on May 21, 2012, 05:39:34 PM
		
			
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				Right!  I've collated the previous lists into one MEGA list of things to be done before I depart these shores for, Gawd help me, only 1 week. It's not a break, a holiday, a simple business trip; it's an Expo. Piles of stuff to take in assorted sizes in various containers which I've been working on for a couple of months  sad24:
 
 With 1 week to go I'm onto the final A4 list of tangential oddities like buy a new, handy spirit level, a new teeny weeny mini stapler to affix the business cards to the enquiry page of my notebook  ::), velcro tape (5 metres thereof), tape measure ... I've even thought about DVDs in the event of boredom or to salaciously engage the interest of a passing punter  eyes:
 
 Oh for the days when it was tickets, passport, wallet 'n' keys   noooo:
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				You are bound to forget something vital  noooo:
			
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				Oh, tell me do ... 
			
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				Oh, tell me do ...
 
 
 Condoms...  Thumbs:
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				Oh, tell me do ...
 
 
 Condoms...  Thumbs:
 
 
 happy001 happy001  Yep!   In Dubai ... on the beach, you mean?     lol: lol:
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				Umbrella hat  lol:
			
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				Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:
 
 I don't think an umbrella hat is part of the dress code   rubschin:
 
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				Pack a tea towel  :thumbsup:
			
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				Tea towel 'n' leather glove for entertainments  ... check √   Thumbs:
			
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				Diocalm
 Diralyte
 Loperamide
 Corks
 Cough mixture (cos you won't dare to cough like)
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				Pictures of Miss D.... where to put all those camels though  rubschin:
			
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				Diocalm
 Diralyte
 Loperamide
 Corks
 Cough mixture (cos you won't dare to cough like)
 
 
 happy001
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				Immodium   angel1    Thumbs:
			
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				Cork  :thumbsup:
			
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				Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:
 
 
 I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:
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				Immodium   angel1    Thumbs:
 
 
 is Loperamide
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				Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:
 
 
 I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:
 
 
 Indeed. Royal Brunei   8) . And yes, I do know they're dry.
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				Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:
 
 
 I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:
 
 
 Indeed. Royal Brunei   8) . And yes, I do know they're dry.
 
 
 You didn't forget to switch the immersion heater off did ya...?  whistle:
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				Are you all sorted now Mr P .....packed and raring to go ???
			
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				Well I was until a neighbour suggested it was Pimm'o.clock at 5pm ... then followed much food and drink ... 
 Time for bed and an early flight in the morning  :thumbsup: