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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GOD on May 14, 2012, 10:29:11 AM
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I know that you are all miserable sinners (naming no names Miss D). Feel free to purge your murky consciences here and I shall absolve you, or not in some cases.
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Dear God, please forgive me. I just can't stop using men as sex toys angel1
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...and I ate the last Rolo redface:
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Sex is fine but cannibalism is not. Call Rolo's mother and apologise.
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Can I just check , do I have to use the 7 Deadly Sins or the 10 Commandments as my referencing tool ?
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You are well acquainted with the seven deadlies ::) I suggest they seem to be more of a target for you. The 10 Cs have their limitations nowadays since you are not a desert dwelling nomadic tribe. Cut down on the pork though :thumbsup:
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In Cider ?
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You have sustained the world vodka industry admirably. Do not harm the major industry of Somerset and Normandy.
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Don't forget I must have earnt loads of brownie points keeping the employment figures buoyant in Bournville ?
As a public transport passenger I am saving the world from holes in things.
As a non smoker I am killing no one , not even myself.
As someone that has never claimed a benefit in their life I am giving more than taking .
When is my canonisation ?
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Is there anything Old Nick needs to confess?
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Don't forget I must have earnt loads of brownie points keeping the employment figures buoyant in Bournville ?
As a public transport passenger I am saving the world from holes in things.
As a non smoker I am killing no one , not even myself.
As someone that has never claimed a benefit in their life I am giving more than taking .
When is my canonisation ?
It is pleasing to mine eye that you are gazing upon your smutty soul :thumbsup:
The world does not seem saving form "holes" as you so eloquently put it. I am proud of my holes and so should you be, my child.have information to hand from a certain Scottish window cleaner that you may wish to reflect upon.
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I'm glad to hear that he has finally found his voice again lol:
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I have nothing to confess..... angel1
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I know every ghastly and sordid secret of your miserable soul. Cough it up man Popcorn:
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angel1
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angel1 angel1 angel1
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You are forgetting that party in 1975 sir nonono:
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Aren't you supposed to be striking them down with bolts of thudner and stuff now ? noooo:
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If anyone deserves thudner it is YOU. I watch what you talk about on your girls' nights out noooo:
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I have already confessed to not being an angel ....unlike these bunch of Murdoch's noooo:
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I gather that in Hell your bikini pics are on sets of card that get swopped and traded. I know not why noooo:
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Aaaaaah that will be everyone playing Poke -her-man :thumbsup:
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I confess to random acts of mischief in the civil aviation industry...
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Scratching the surface whistle:
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Aaaaaah that will be everyone playing Poke -her-man :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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I gather that in Hell your bikini pics are on sets of card that get swopped and traded. I know not why noooo:
shutup: shutup:
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a clown making love to Miss D.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that clown gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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I confess to random acts of mischief in the civil aviation industry...
And other forms of transport lol:
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a clown making love to Miss D.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that clown gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
shocked003
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Shrugs: