The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Sour Puss on August 08, 2007, 11:37:58 PM
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
We must be able to do better than this with all our experience? whistle:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face. eeek: Nick was that you????
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
-- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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It's all so funny until one is used on you in real life. sad24:
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It's all so funny until one is used on you in real life. sad24:
Which one? Huh?
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It's all so funny until one is used on you in real life. sad24:
Which one? Huh?
I sincerely hope it's not
"I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother."
eeek:
Not poetry but I always liked
"You have the body of an eighteen year old...
...give it back, you're getting it creased"
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No it wasn't quite that bad!
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Your so bright smile fills my heart with delight
Such a pity your teeth have to come out at night.
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Such an embarrassment, such a deep shame,
How would I know your wife?s not on the game?