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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 10:57:46 AM
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What is the point of all those watches with about 6 different twiddly bits at the side, multiple bevels , oojimmybits and so on ? How many times does anyone actually use them ? , let alone pay the extra hundreds of pounds cos apparently it can do this and that noooo:
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Watches... Drool:
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Oh gawd noooo:
You need just one . Not an expensive one , just a simple one. It should tell the time and be a little bit waterproof. Job done .
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I have the power to stop time or just to make it run very slowly.
It is called cricket.
Ha ha ha. It is the way I tell them.
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Frank Carson is God eeek:
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Oh gawd noooo:
You need just one . Not an expensive one , just a simple one. It should tell the time and be a little bit waterproof. Job done .
Oh noes... You can't have too many watches - just in case like.... noooo:
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In case of what like ? ......it's not like you are a girl and you need to have things that match noooo:
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In case of what like ? ......it's not like you are a girl and you need to have things that match noooo:
Um... I just like them okay.... ::)
Remember that on me Birthday - June 1st like.... whistle:
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At one time I toyed with the idea of a third sex. It has been hard enough for the race to manage with two, so I decided not to bother.
I just make the odd exception. Julian Clary, for example. And the Pope of course..
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In case of what like ? ......it's not like you are a girl and you need to have things that match noooo:
Um... I just like them okay.... ::)
Remember that on me Birthday - June 1st like.... whistle:
I would do but my watch doesn't have a calendar on it like whistle:
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In case of what like ? ......it's not like you are a girl and you need to have things that match noooo:
Um... I just like them okay.... ::)
Remember that on me Birthday - June 1st like.... whistle:
I would do but my watch doesn't have a calendar on it like whistle:
My case rests! angel1
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At one time I toyed with the idea of a third sex. It has been hard enough for the race to manage with two, so I decided not to bother.
I just make the odd exception. Julian Clary, for example. And the Pope of course..
Can you explain why you thought ginger hair was ever a good idea ?
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I confess that that was an experiment which went badly wrong. I have tried to confine them to Scotland.
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What is this thread about? rubschin:
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Grandfather time and his many guises whistle:
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Grandfather time and his many guises whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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My Watch...Traser Navigator... cloud9:
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By day
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By night
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My left handed watch cloud9:
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My left handed watch cloud9:
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Why is the winder on the right.... ::)
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It's leccy ::)
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Got a cartier ..........with BM on this one ..........only thing is last time I had it serviced cost me 200 quid....... eeek:
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YouTube - The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles -.Flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tjHlFPTwVk#)
I have posted it before and make no excuses for posting it again.....
I have the same problem with watches as I do with handbags, they have to be 'just right' I had been watchless for a while, or rather working watchless for a while until recently when I found what I thought was one that was 'just right' bollix is it. I can only tell what time the bloody thing says in certain lights, any other time, although I know not what time I can't see where the hands are and then when I have squinted and rotated my wrist and finally thought that I could tell the time do I realise that what I thought was the big hand was in fact the second hand.
It never occurred to me that you could get a left handed variety. I fear there is no hope. noooo:
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You need just one . Not an expensive one , just a simple one. It should tell the time and be a little bit waterproof. Job done .
Karmic balance, wimmin are allowed to have loads of handbags and pairs of shoes. We men just picked something more practical. whistle:
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But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ? noooo:
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But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ? noooo:
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I shall get an opinion on my timepiece from the delightful OP next time we meet whistle: I'll brace myself in readiness razz:
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I shall certainly check ;)
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But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ? noooo:
Noooooo, we know exactly what they do we just don't tell you. Its the same principle as the contents of handbags. Men have no idea of what goes in them or just how they can hold so much crap. We/you arent meant to know. whistle:
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Mrs Nick's handbags were like the fvcking Tardis noooo:
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You don't need a watch at all ..... when your stumps are drawn you will be the first to know.
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Noooooo, we know exactly what they do we just don't tell you.
Of course ::)
Mind you I am sure you are well acquainted with knobs and wrists ;)
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I got eight.... redface: