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Title: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:37:46 AM
I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.

TTFN
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.

TTFN

If you are omnipresent, why did you have to log-in here...?  rubschin:

Oh and get an avatart....  ::)

PS and I don't believe in you.....  noooo:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 10:44:01 AM
Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:45:35 AM
Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ?  rubschin:

Good point....  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:46:26 AM
It is impossible for me to rest with all those pesky me botherers singing at me all day. How would you like it?

Exactly!

I am a a little concerned about all your sinning by the way.  You know the one I am referring to.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 10:48:27 AM
Are you from the Tax Office ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:49:54 AM
I am from everywhere my little sinner.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:50:03 AM
Are you from the Tax Office ?  rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:51:12 AM
Your personal file makes interesting reading.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 10:51:42 AM
I am from everywhere my little sinner.

You don't seem to mind when I'm shouting out your name  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:54:43 AM
Do a miracle like....   whistle:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:57:21 AM
I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 10:58:40 AM
The miracle would be getting Barman to distribute it like  whistle:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:59:03 AM
I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.

 Master! worthy:

Send two bottles o the boys wot won the quiz for me like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 11:13:12 AM
Welcome GOD. Do you have a website, like?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 11:16:37 AM
Still the same as ever isn't it ?

http://www.usa.gov/ (http://www.usa.gov/)
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2012, 11:32:58 AM
 rubschin: "I Have Come"


Don't we all on a Sunday morning?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 11:34:34 AM
I know all about your habit my son.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2012, 11:39:42 AM
He will rise again in 3 days  ;)
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2012, 11:52:44 AM
Why did you put that abomination Nick on this earth?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 11:55:05 AM
Why did you put that abomination Nick on this earth?

happy001
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 12:02:30 PM
Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2012, 12:05:14 PM
Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.

Attaboy, God! All these do-gooders prancing around mewling how "God is love" and all that old pony - you show 'em that you're a vindictive bastard like the rest of us. And Nick is ginger, but make it boils AND piles  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 12:07:16 PM
I am short of piles at present, but I have lots of spiders.....
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 12:07:41 PM
Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.

Attaboy, God! All these do-gooders prancing around mewling how "God is love" and all that old pony - you show 'em that you're a vindictive bastard like the rest of us. And Nick is ginger, but make it boils AND piles  :thumbsup:

Make the flies of a thousand camels infect his arsehole....   eveilgrin:

Oh, and don't forget those two bottles of Ardbeg like.....  ;)

...um , not in his arsehole... to the winners like.... Uncle and that other one.....  redface:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 12:18:01 PM
Bloody God Squad... noooo:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 12:19:33 PM
Bloody God Squad... noooo:

Do take care at about 8.03 this evening  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 12:25:52 PM
 evil:

Do your worst...you ole git...

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Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 06, 2012, 12:48:04 PM
I'm just waiting for your son to turn up. Then we can form a group - Big G, JC and the Spook!

That'd be fun!
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
He's gone off the rails  noooo:  Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated  noooo:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2012, 04:16:16 PM
He's gone off the rails  noooo:  Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated  noooo:


Who Nick............ rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2012, 05:12:40 PM
Did I miss Easter again?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 05:14:24 PM
No Darwin...you are dead...and you've come to meet your maker...

You are in VP heaven now... angel1
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2012, 05:15:56 PM
Did I miss Easter again?

 Don' t be cross..........
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2012, 05:19:22 PM
Did I miss Easter again?

 Don' t be cross..........

Sorry it was a typo. I meant "I did Miss Easter again".

Bet you missed that sin.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2012, 05:22:47 PM
Did I miss Easter again?

 Don' t be cross..........

Sorry it was a typo. I meant "I did Miss Easter again".

Bet you missed that sin.  whistle:

Nailed her............. rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 05:33:22 PM
I am not that bothered about sin, to be honest. In fact it is fascinating to see how inventive humans are in that department eyes:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 06, 2012, 06:01:54 PM
He's gone off the rails  noooo:  Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated  noooo:

This Al of whom you speak is he Jesus's brother like?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
That Virgin  ::)  Mary had loads of kids. She and Joe were at it like rabbits.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 07:16:58 PM
Bloody God Squad... noooo:

Do take care at about 8.03 this evening  eveilgrin:

 point:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
I decided to forgive you. I do that sometimes. Glad you had your eye on the clock.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 07:25:30 PM
Well I tried to get in on the dot, but you'd obviously gubbed the VP instead of me...
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 07:41:23 PM
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Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2012, 07:42:42 PM
 whatimage:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2012, 07:45:54 PM
I can see it...blame God...
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2012, 10:05:32 PM
I can see it...blame God...

He is all-seeing but they rest of us have to guess your red cross photo.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2012, 01:54:53 PM
Do a miracle like....   whistle:

Still trying to find ways to make Carol Vordeman leave that younger richer man for you then.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Satan on May 07, 2012, 04:38:44 PM
Do a miracle like....   whistle:

Still trying to find ways to make Carol Vordeman leave that younger richer man for you then.  rubschin:


Too late, she's already signed up for my team. Seemed like a fair deal, she gets to look like that and I get her soul  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2012, 04:40:23 PM
Oh noes  noooo:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
What the fvck is going on here?

I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: GOD on May 07, 2012, 04:43:59 PM
Well, don't listen to Satan. He's a loser  point:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2012, 04:46:17 PM
What the fvck is going on here?

I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.

Snoops darling , can you bash the heads together of all of the alter egos of a certain person  whistle:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2012, 04:47:50 PM
What the fvck is going on here?

I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.

Snoops darling , can you bash the heads together of all of the alter egos of a certain person  whistle:

Ah but which heads my little honey pot?
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
The ones with anything left in them  lol:
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2012, 04:55:04 PM
That could take me all day!
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 07, 2012, 09:27:35 PM
I see Old Nick's shown up now that God's put in an appearance. Why am I not surprised!
Title: Re: I have come
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2012, 09:39:56 PM
I see Old Nick's shown up now that God's put in an appearance. Why am I not surprised!

Well I hope he's better at picking the winning nags than God was.