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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 10:37:46 AM
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I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.
TTFN
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I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.
TTFN
If you are omnipresent, why did you have to log-in here...? rubschin:
Oh and get an avatart.... ::)
PS and I don't believe in you..... noooo:
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Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ? rubschin:
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Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ? rubschin:
Good point.... rubschin:
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It is impossible for me to rest with all those pesky me botherers singing at me all day. How would you like it?
Exactly!
I am a a little concerned about all your sinning by the way. You know the one I am referring to.
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Are you from the Tax Office ? rubschin:
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I am from everywhere my little sinner.
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Are you from the Tax Office ? rubschin:
happy001
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Your personal file makes interesting reading.
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I am from everywhere my little sinner.
You don't seem to mind when I'm shouting out your name rubschin:
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Do a miracle like.... whistle:
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I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.
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The miracle would be getting Barman to distribute it like whistle:
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I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.
Master! worthy:
Send two bottles o the boys wot won the quiz for me like.... Thumbs:
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Welcome GOD. Do you have a website, like?
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Still the same as ever isn't it ?
http://www.usa.gov/ (http://www.usa.gov/)
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rubschin: "I Have Come"
Don't we all on a Sunday morning?
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I know all about your habit my son.
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He will rise again in 3 days ;)
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Why did you put that abomination Nick on this earth?
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Why did you put that abomination Nick on this earth?
happy001
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sad32:
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Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.
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Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.
Attaboy, God! All these do-gooders prancing around mewling how "God is love" and all that old pony - you show 'em that you're a vindictive bastard like the rest of us. And Nick is ginger, but make it boils AND piles :thumbsup:
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I am short of piles at present, but I have lots of spiders.....
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Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.
Attaboy, God! All these do-gooders prancing around mewling how "God is love" and all that old pony - you show 'em that you're a vindictive bastard like the rest of us. And Nick is ginger, but make it boils AND piles :thumbsup:
Make the flies of a thousand camels infect his arsehole.... eveilgrin:
Oh, and don't forget those two bottles of Ardbeg like..... ;)
...um , not in his arsehole... to the winners like.... Uncle and that other one..... redface:
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Bloody God Squad... noooo:
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Bloody God Squad... noooo:
Do take care at about 8.03 this evening eveilgrin:
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evil:
Do your worst...you ole git...
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I'm just waiting for your son to turn up. Then we can form a group - Big G, JC and the Spook!
That'd be fun!
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He's gone off the rails noooo: Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated noooo:
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He's gone off the rails noooo: Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated noooo:
Who Nick............ rubschin:
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Did I miss Easter again?
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No Darwin...you are dead...and you've come to meet your maker...
You are in VP heaven now... angel1
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Did I miss Easter again?
Don' t be cross..........
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Did I miss Easter again?
Don' t be cross..........
Sorry it was a typo. I meant "I did Miss Easter again".
Bet you missed that sin. whistle:
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Did I miss Easter again?
Don' t be cross..........
Sorry it was a typo. I meant "I did Miss Easter again".
Bet you missed that sin. whistle:
Nailed her............. rubschin:
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I am not that bothered about sin, to be honest. In fact it is fascinating to see how inventive humans are in that department eyes:
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He's gone off the rails noooo: Al this chatter about his purity is greatly exaggerated noooo:
This Al of whom you speak is he Jesus's brother like?
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That Virgin ::) Mary had loads of kids. She and Joe were at it like rabbits.
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Bloody God Squad... noooo:
Do take care at about 8.03 this evening eveilgrin:
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I decided to forgive you. I do that sometimes. Glad you had your eye on the clock.
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Well I tried to get in on the dot, but you'd obviously gubbed the VP instead of me...
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whatimage:
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I can see it...blame God...
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I can see it...blame God...
He is all-seeing but they rest of us have to guess your red cross photo.
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Do a miracle like.... whistle:
Still trying to find ways to make Carol Vordeman leave that younger richer man for you then. rubschin:
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Do a miracle like.... whistle:
Still trying to find ways to make Carol Vordeman leave that younger richer man for you then. rubschin:
Too late, she's already signed up for my team. Seemed like a fair deal, she gets to look like that and I get her soul eveilgrin:
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Oh noes noooo:
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What the fvck is going on here?
I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.
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Well, don't listen to Satan. He's a loser point:
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What the fvck is going on here?
I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.
Snoops darling , can you bash the heads together of all of the alter egos of a certain person whistle:
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What the fvck is going on here?
I can't even turn my back for a hour or two to watch the IPL 20/20 and things start to go wrong.
Snoops darling , can you bash the heads together of all of the alter egos of a certain person whistle:
Ah but which heads my little honey pot?
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The ones with anything left in them lol:
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That could take me all day!
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I see Old Nick's shown up now that God's put in an appearance. Why am I not surprised!
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I see Old Nick's shown up now that God's put in an appearance. Why am I not surprised!
Well I hope he's better at picking the winning nags than God was.