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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
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THREE, YES THREE eeek: massive leggy bastards on the ceiling above me scared2:
I can Henry them but they may get cross scared2:
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Its no the three you can see that you should be worried about, its the rest of them that have hidden....... eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:
Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:
Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.
We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.
regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.
Sleep well cloud9:
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Was the one that bit APC dead?...
Died from alcohol poisoning prolly... whistle: after the bite...
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THREE, YES THREE eeek: massive leggy bastards on the ceiling above me scared2:
I can Henry them but they may get cross scared2:
The ladybirds would have eaten the eggs like.... whistle:
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Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:
Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:
Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.
We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.
regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.
Sleep well cloud9:
Did you used to narrate the Hammer House of Horror stories like ?
scared2:
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always wanted to be an author. This time however I just wanted to see if I could make Nick cry. ;)
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'No' normally does the trick ;)
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lol: lol: lol: true. sometimes it's just too easy innit.
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cool-smileys.com%2Fimages%2Fspidersmiley2.gif&hash=c5eba7163c91030c3f8107ccf95381d51a65f636) (http://www.cool-smileys.com/smiley-caught-in-the-spider-web)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyvault.com%2Falbums%2Femoticons%2Fanimal%2Fanimal-emoticon-0027.gif&hash=46937fbe3eff303a7f62ba801aa6d8376e1307c3) (http://www.smileyvault.com/)
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ewww, that one gives me the heebie jeebies.
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You didn't surely noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-8bnNEXeGMC4%2FTZ41P8YSQZI%2FAAAAAAAAANU%2FA0mfohexWEk%2Fs1600%2FBroken_Aero_Wallpaper_by_GucalovPavel.jpg&hash=bb2e258b141f0079daf62f36607a6b5b3ca06117)
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ewww, that one gives me the heebie jeebies.
The one that's in a coma rubschin:
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ewww, that one gives me the heebie jeebies.
The one that's in a coma rubschin:
happy001
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spiders dont like gingers.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fgi8tb87yp%2Fspider.jpg&hash=1e0ca8385527725bb604e839382001e6dd2c2080) (http://postimage.org/image/gi8tb87yp/)
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spiders dont like gingers.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fgi8tb87yp%2Fspider.jpg&hash=1e0ca8385527725bb604e839382001e6dd2c2080) (http://postimage.org/image/gi8tb87yp/)
happy002
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::)
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have you checked yourself for bite marks this morning?
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have you checked yourself for bite marks this morning?
Check the pillow as well.
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May not just be bites Miss T, don't some spiders lay their eggs inside their victims to give them something to eat when they hatch..... whistle:
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Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:
Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:
Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.
We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.
regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.
Sleep well cloud9:
Did you used to narrate the Hammer House of Horror stories like ?
scared2:
Just realised I had been holding my breath as I read that. AAAANNNND BRRREEEAATHE.
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BOO!!!!!!
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Cleaner to pub ceiling required :thumbsup:
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Here you go Nick
Phill Jupitus -- Category 1 Spiders (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUiCW-KfUQ#)
Phill Jupitus -- Category 2 Spiders & First Category 3 Sighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-kUOZk0A8#)
Phill Jupitus -- Second Category 3 Sighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqdKid3T9hU#)
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drumroll:
Got a step-daughter like that! She can see a money spider across the room from the doorway!
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Just checking Nick but did the spiders look like this one.....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2012%2F04%2F17%2Farticle-2130975-12A2843F000005DC-228_468x319.jpg&hash=19e12a88b181e1ef47d60c4014ceeb69be59c7de)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130975/I-nearly-lost-hand-Britains-poisonous-spider-Woman-bitten-slept-close-relative-deadly-Black-Widow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130975/I-nearly-lost-hand-Britains-poisonous-spider-Woman-bitten-slept-close-relative-deadly-Black-Widow.html)
rubschin:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Scary stuff ... rubschin: You could get a bite, have a stroke, and wake up gay eeek:
http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/qcdry/i-woke-up-gay (http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/qcdry/i-woke-up-gay)
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Don't worry Nick, you'll be fine as long as you don't go to sleep. eveilgrin:
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About 1.30 this morning The Brat screams into my room that there is a hooooge spider in her room and I must get up and kill it otherwise she won't be able to go back to sleep.
Up I trudge and scan her room but spider understandably has been frightened off.
Go back to bed ....settle down and finally go back to sleep. To be woken up again about half an hour later by her yelling at me that she has found it.
Reluctantly get up again , find the little botheration and dispose of it.
Go back to bed, settle down again and finally get back to sleep. Then brother comes home Banghead
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happy100
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Kick them both out and start a spider sanctuary.
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:thumbsup:
Mind you, I always was a leg man redface:
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ditto
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:thumbsup:
Mind you, I always was a leg man redface:
Excessively hirsute for my taste.
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Oh, I don't know? I quite like a bit of strategic fur!
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eeek:
Miss D is quite furry
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cloud9:
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In parts, I hear, like
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You know what they say - if you care, de-hair..... whistle:
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In parts, I hear, like
You hear eeek:
I suppose at least one of your organs still works then noooo:
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No more Creme Eggs for you, like noooo:
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Of course not .....Easter is over now lol:
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I'd get them in while you can Miss D, apparently we are heading towards a global choccy shortage..... scared2:
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I have a secret stash :thumbsup:
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Not a secret now you've announced it on here Miss D... rubschin:
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Well still is cos no one knows where it is whistle:
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Anyone want to guess how long it will be safe from the brat? whistle: