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Title: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 05:19:21 PM
Excellent explanation from here. (http://onusprobandy.blogspot.co.uk/)

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The TPA (http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/grassroots/2012/04/mps-meet-chancellor-caravan-tax.html):

    … as Tim Newark has pointed out this change could have a devastating effect on the Cornish Pasty industry in Cornwall.

    It’s the same story in East Yorkshire. I wrote about the Caravan Tax a couple of weeks ago. The Chancellor decided to end an anomaly that has existed since VAT was first introduced, and will from October start levying VAT on static caravans to bring them in line with touring caravans on which VAT is already paid.

How can this be? VAT is paid entirely by the consumer. Don’t they understand basic taxation principles? Consumption taxes are wonderful.

Riddle me this: if VAT being added to pasties and caravans is destroying industries; why isn’t the VAT on everything else destroying other industries?

Answer: the destruction is past tense. It has already happened. There is a big hole in the economy where all the pasty-selling-equivalents from other sectors don’t exist because they cannot exist. And by “hole”, I mean companies that don’t exist, jobs that don’t exist, production that does not happen.

There is a lesson to be learned from this pasty fiasco; but I seriously doubt it is being learned.
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2012, 05:27:14 PM
I thought this thread was ....   redface:

Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 05:27:38 PM
I thought this thread was ....   redface:

I thought it would have you worried!  point:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2012, 05:31:50 PM
I was reminded of it this afternoon as I walked past a Gregg's ... s'pose it covers hot sausage rolls too  whistle:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2012, 05:39:25 PM
Can you nbuy a hot pasty, pay the At, and then get a refund  of the VAt when it goes cold, like?
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 05:40:49 PM
Can you nbuy a hot pasty, pay the At, and then get a refund  of the VAt when it goes cold, like?

Good question...  Thumbs:

Will you get the VAT back on that booze when you sober up...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2012, 05:47:50 PM
Can you nbuy a hot pasty, pay the At, and then get a refund  of the VAt when it goes cold, like?

Good question...  Thumbs:

Will you get the VAT back on that booze when you sober up...?  rubschin:

 lol:  I was going to advise probably not in that inebriated state  ;)
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2012, 06:16:29 PM
Can you nbuy a hot pasty, pay the At, and then get a refund  of the VAt when it goes cold, like?

Good question...  Thumbs:

Will you get the VAT back on that booze when you sober up...?  rubschin:

I could be rich.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Can you nbuy a hot pasty, pay the At, and then get a refund  of the VAt when it goes cold, like?

Good question...  Thumbs:

Will you get the VAT back on that booze when you sober up...?  rubschin:

Miss T could be rich.......... rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2012, 10:13:44 PM
There is a simple work around for the pasty tax (at least for pasty shops and suchlike). Sell the items cold which isn't covered by the tax but have a bank of coin operated microwaves in the shop that customers can use to heat up their purchases once they have bought them.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 07:14:58 AM
 noooo:

Can you imagine the time and frustration having to explain to each customer how this microwave works cos it is different from their one at home .

Then they heat it up too much and it burns their mouths. The lawsuits from lack of adequate instruction and supervision  noooo:

The amount of " do you have any change " requests  and then the brigade that don't want it heated in a microwave because those rays will kill em  etc etc etc  noooo:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2012, 07:24:41 AM
When we had the pubs back in 1989/93 I had many visits from the VATman.... One told me that I should have a separate button on the till to ring in Pork Scratchings as they counted as "Cooked Meat" and were thus VATable whereas Crisps, although cooked potatoes, were not subject to VAT. As I see it the pasty sellers have got away with it for too long. Unless the pasty is uncooked it follows that it must contain cooked meat. Reheating it should not come into the matter.
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2012, 05:15:08 AM
Pasty tax u-turn on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/42996649)

Love the explanation and response from David Gauke  happy001
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 08:19:55 AM
Pasty tax u-turn on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/42996649)

Love the explanation and response from David Gauke  happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2012, 11:44:30 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fx6dqavru5%2Fcityamchart.jpg&hash=9f0cff6359891f8f8aa984bf657036453e37b9b1) (http://postimage.org/image/x6dqavru5/)
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2012, 11:51:33 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fx6dqavru5%2Fcityamchart.jpg&hash=9f0cff6359891f8f8aa984bf657036453e37b9b1) (http://postimage.org/image/x6dqavru5/)

 lol: lol: lol:

What a clusterfuck!  noooo:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2012, 11:53:44 AM
I love some of the reactions down here, the Cornish nationalists are having a field day hailing the U turn as a huge victory and proof that the county would be better off on its own.  noooo:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 30, 2012, 11:55:28 AM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2012, 11:56:59 AM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could be Uncle....
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: tel on June 05, 2012, 03:40:24 PM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"

That was the original intention of using VAT, but it was VAT and no Income Tax!
Only taxed on what you spent not what you earned.
Simples.
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2012, 10:32:50 AM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"

That was the original intention of using VAT, but it was VAT and no Income Tax!
Only taxed on what you spent not what you earned.
Simples.

Yeah ~ Like we believed it then  ::) They are all B@ST@RDS! cussing:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2012, 11:13:37 AM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"

That was the original intention of using VAT, but it was VAT and no Income Tax!
Only taxed on what you spent not what you earned.
Simples.

Yeah ~ Like we believed it then  ::) They are all B@ST@RDS! cussing:

Used to be excellent here ...........all important stuff was price capped .......milk ,bread , even nappies ........all luxury goods were taxed to the max .........then we joined the eu ........ cussing:         restrictive trade practice ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Pasty Tax
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2012, 11:24:07 AM
It's all part of a cunning plan culminating in "Oh, we might as well put VAT on everything. Saves any confusion"

That was the original intention of using VAT, but it was VAT and no Income Tax!
Only taxed on what you spent not what you earned.
Simples.

Yeah ~ Like we believed it then  ::) They are all B@ST@RDS! cussing:

Used to be excellent here ...........all important stuff was price capped .......milk ,bread , even nappies ........all luxury goods were taxed to the max .........then we joined the eu ........ cussing:         restrictive trade practice ........ noooo:

EU!  cussing: