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Title: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 05:32:38 PM

My brother is coming to stay with me 'for a bit' until 'he gets himself sorted' and whilst he starts his new job tomorrow.

He plans to get himself a place in London and then travel back up to Manchester / Liverpool way for a couple of days every week and SIL and kids are staying put up there just to see how it all goes before they make any decision about moving.

Now I don't have a spare room so he will be on the sofa . But he will be get in early hours of the morning every day as I am getting up .

I have reluctantly said ok to this ( not really able to say no ) but it all seems a bit indefinite  noooo:

I have said it can't be for too long ...but that means all sorts to all people really.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 05:35:10 PM
Does the Brat know yet....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 05:36:16 PM
Oh yes ...she is delighted because I think she sees him as quite cool and is hoping she can get into his club  ::)
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 05:38:34 PM
Your sofa will smell.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 05:39:51 PM
Maybe he should buy me a new one when he leaves, if he leaves  rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 05:40:41 PM
Give him housewerk tasks, like  whistle:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 05:41:46 PM
Maybe he should buy me a new one when he leaves, if he leaves  rubschin:

Put him in charge of the Brat  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 05:42:33 PM
Oh yes ...she is delighted because I think she sees him as quite cool and is hoping she can get into his club  ::)

Plus they will sleep the same hours at weekends ........ 8)
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 05:43:40 PM
Give him housewerk tasks, like  whistle:

I will have two children in the house ...he is worse than the Brat  noooo:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Pastis on April 07, 2012, 05:45:51 PM
... and whilst he starts his new job tomorrow.


New job starting on Easter Sunday! He's a man of the cloth?   eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 05:46:45 PM
Maybe when BM visits, he can get him free entrance we know he likes a dance........ ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 05:47:17 PM
Big club night as Bank Holiday Monday means the ravers can sleep in  ::)
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 05:56:02 PM
Big club night as Bank Holiday Monday means the ravers can sleep in  ::)

So the Brat is going then........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 05:56:44 PM
Maybe when BM visits, he can get him free entrance we know he likes a dance........ ;D ;D ;D

A dance video, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 06:00:07 PM
Big club night as Bank Holiday Monday means the ravers can sleep in  ::)

So the Brat is going then........ rubschin:

Not a chance  noooo:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 06:01:55 PM
Big club night as Bank Holiday Monday means the ravers can sleep in  ::)

So the Brat is going then........ rubschin:

Not a chance  noooo:

This explains the "shockers" now ............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 07, 2012, 06:16:38 PM
It'll end in tears ~ you mark my words.
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 06:17:14 PM
Nostra Doom Us speaks  lol:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2012, 06:52:09 PM
But you know he is right.  whistle:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2012, 07:40:13 PM
But you know he is right.  whistle:

I fear so.  noooo:

Rule 1: Set a fixed end-date for the tenancy right at the start and stick to it.

Rule 2: Agree house rules about food and resources and do not tolerate any infringement.
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2012, 08:04:28 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 08:52:12 PM

I fear so.  noooo:

Rule 1: Set a fixed end-date for the tenancy right at the start and stick to it.

Rule 2: Agree house rules about food and resources and do not tolerate any infringement.

It's not a tenancy - he is staying at no charge  rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 08:53:16 PM

I fear so.  noooo:

Rule 1: Set a fixed end-date for the tenancy right at the start and stick to it.

Rule 2: Agree house rules about food and resources and do not tolerate any infringement.

It's not a tenancy - he is staying at no charge  rubschin:


To him............ whistle:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
It won't be for long .....it won't be for long ( repeat on a permanent loop  scared2: )
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2012, 08:59:03 PM
It won't be for long .....it won't be for long ( repeat on a permanent loop  scared2: )

Are you mixing already............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2012, 09:02:47 PM
The vodka with the tonic like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Pirate on April 07, 2012, 10:35:33 PM
Well, I think you're doing a rather jolly decent thing old girl...

and I now know where to come next time I'm in London looking to get me head down...

When I say 'come' I mean...oh never mind...and when I say 'head' and 'down' I mean...oh never mind...

Good Grief...

Oh Pirate ... nonono: Spank2:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 06:39:24 AM
Oooooooooooh Pirate  lol:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 08, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I read the title of this thread as "Gusset Management"...
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2012, 04:22:01 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 11:58:59 AM
Just been catching up with brother .

Apparently last night they had some drug dealer who got slashed across the throat outside the place after a deal went very badly wrong.

But my favourite - the staff refused to serve a couple of wimmin cos they were slaughtered like. They were creating a fuss so he had to go and sort it. One of the wimmin was saying she wasn't pissed she was actually disabled and her slurring was part of her condition . They were being discriminated against etc , as she was also swaying all over the place ( must have been another symptom  lol: ) .

He told them to feck off and get outta there  lol:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
Just been catching up with brother .

Apparently last night they had some drug dealer who got slashed across the throat outside the place after a deal went very badly wrong.

But my favourite - the staff refused to serve a couple of wimmin cos they were slaughtered like. They were creating a fuss so he had to go and sort it. One of the wimmin was saying she wasn't pissed she was actually disabled and her slurring was part of her condition . They were being discriminated against etc , as she was also swaying all over the place ( must have been another symptom  lol: ) .

He told them to feck off and get outta there  lol:

Why did they not believe you............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
So two months on and tonight is his last night on my sofa  Party001:

No more waking up at 5 in the morning and staying awake  evil:

No more weekends spent not able to use my front room.

Normailty beckons  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2012, 02:50:04 PM
So two months on and tonight is his last night on my sofa  Party001:

No more waking up at 5 in the morning and staying awake  evil:

No more weekends spent not able to use my front room.

Normailty beckons  :thumbsup:

Yay! More time on the VP! Party001:
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2012, 04:33:25 PM
So two months on and tonight is his last night on my sofa  Party001:

No more waking up at 5 in the morning and staying awake  evil:

No more weekends spent not able to use my front room.

Normailty beckons  :thumbsup:

Yay! More time on the VP! Party001:

 noooo: What part of 'normality beckons' do you not understand?
Title: Re: Guest Management
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2012, 03:59:51 AM
So two months on and tonight is his last night on my sofa  Party001:

No more waking up at 5 in the morning and staying awake  evil:

No more weekends spent not able to use my front room.

Normailty beckons  :thumbsup:

Yay! More time on the VP! Party001:

 noooo: What part of 'normality beckons' do you not understand?

 lol: lol: lol: