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Title: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2012, 06:55:53 PM
If that is the case then I need to visit the opticians soon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html)

I heard about this the other day and I'm guessing that beautiful is the new average.  lol:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2012, 09:17:04 PM
Hubby's a bit scary.


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Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2012, 09:47:26 PM
One question: Would you?

I bloody wouldn't! Face like a smacked arse IMO
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2012, 05:34:55 AM
She certainly has got herself lots of attention . Whether it's good or bad that will help her ego  ::)
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 05, 2012, 08:07:30 AM
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2012, 08:08:24 AM
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 05, 2012, 08:09:43 AM
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2012, 10:22:56 AM
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Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 05, 2012, 11:06:01 AM
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Interesting that she has a French husband - though, given that the average French male will shag anything that moves, maybe not so surprising!
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 05, 2012, 04:53:19 PM
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!

One each?
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 05, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!

One each?

No, both for her - one to put over her head - and another to put over that in case it tears!
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2012, 07:21:38 AM
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2012, 07:52:34 AM
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
Just omit the 'ertive' bit.
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2012, 07:54:44 AM
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
Just omit the 'ertive' bit.

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2012, 09:59:28 AM
To judge from the pictures she is no beauty and none too slim either. Bit pot bellied in fact.

That said I'd prolly accept a free fvck but I wouldn't go looking for her to get one.
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2012, 10:35:08 AM
I'd do her after a few pints of me home brew....  whistle:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2012, 10:38:39 AM
I'd do her after a few pints of me home brew....  whistle:

WOT? No brewer's droop?
Beer can't be that strong then.
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2012, 10:40:04 AM
I'd do her after a few pints of me home brew....  whistle:

WOT? No brewer's droop?
Beer can't be that strong then.

Oh it is.... after a few more pints I'd prolly do him too....   lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2012, 10:43:04 AM
I'd do her after a few pints of me home brew....  whistle:

Two pints.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2012, 10:48:31 AM
To judge from the pictures she is no beauty and noe too slim either. Bit pot bellied in fact.

That said I'd prolly accept a free fvck but I wouldn't go looking for her to get one.

None of us are perfect specimens you know !
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2012, 10:53:03 AM
To judge from the pictures she is no beauty and noe too slim either. Bit pot bellied in fact.

That said I'd prolly accept a free fvck but I wouldn't go looking for her to get one.

None of us are perfect specimens you know !


You don't need to tell me that!

According to wife#1 when she married me I looked like a Greek God .... By the time we divorced she said I was more like a God damned Greek. Some remarks are too near the truth to be kind.
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2012, 10:56:14 AM
In my first job the girls in the typing pool called me The Young Adonis  cloud9:

1977  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2012, 11:53:03 AM
In my first job the girls in the typing pool called me The Young Adonis  cloud9:


Bless you for believing them  lol:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2012, 06:32:59 PM
In my first job the girls in the typing pool called me The Young Adonis  cloud9:

1977  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sad24:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRz2z0cBGnxqdq6Pn4caQVPb2UWykztOde31V1CBVDKMRVzqpf86A)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2012, 06:57:47 PM
In my first job the girls in the typing pool called me The Young Adonis  cloud9:

1977  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sad24:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRz2z0cBGnxqdq6Pn4caQVPb2UWykztOde31V1CBVDKMRVzqpf86A)

 rubschin:

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