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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Richard on April 03, 2012, 10:41:08 AM
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The name has stuck. All attempts at ridding myself of this revolting nickname have failed. I am therefore, Bangkok Dick. It is only to be expected that an idiot who has spent the best part of 11 years living in a squalid, filthy city such as Bangkok has earned himself such a name but in fairness, got off lightly. Let's face it, it could have been far worse. Such a long period in the Adults Playground leaves one with a cockeyed view of the world really. The brown skinned beauties with long black hair and sensible price tags have done little to return me to normality. Smiling Assassins all of them! The odd looks from women here in Paphos expecting me to fall apart suffering with revolting and incurable Siff have largely stopped now. "Eeeeh, there goes that filthy pervert again, Mavis told me he shagged 9 women in one go". Wrong you stupid fat old bag, it was 6 actually. Chaps still sidle up when the old lady has gone for a piss and ask me about naughty girls and what they get up to. I have to make a quick character appraisal before letting them in to sensitive secrets. For some, the reality would be too much.
So with this greeting, I hope to be a regular contributor to this forum
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lol: lol: lol:
Welcome to the forum! Thumbs:
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The name has stuck. All attempts at ridding myself of this revolting nickname have failed. I am therefore, Bangkok Dick. It is only to be expected that an idiot who has spent the best part of 11 years living in a squalid, filthy city such as Bangkok has earned himself such a name but in fairness, got off lightly. Let's face it, it could have been far worse. Such a long period in the Adults Playground leaves one with a cockeyed view of the world really. The brown skinned beauties with long black hair and sensible price tags have done little to return me to normality. Smiling Assassins all of them! The odd looks from women here in Paphos expecting me to fall apart suffering with revolting and incurable Siff have largely stopped now. "Eeeeh, there goes that filthy pervert again, Mavis told me he shagged 9 women in one go". Wrong you stupid fat old bag, it was 6 actually. Chaps still sidle up when the old lady has gone for a piss and ask me about naughty girls and what they get up to. I have to make a quick character appraisal before letting them in to sensitive secrets. For some, the reality would be too much.
So with this greeting, I hope to be a regular contributor to this forum
Mr Thread?
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I will have no secrets now............. noooo:
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B.Dick!!!!! you made it. Me, apc & baldy meeting for a beer or two later. You in?
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I will have no secrets now............. noooo:
point:
Popcorn:
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scared:
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scared:
How long do you think before a Miss T's Embarrassing Secrets thread appears on here.... whistle:
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Some new Dick on the board eh eyes:
Welcome lol:
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Some new Dick on the board eh eyes:
Welcome lol:
Thought you would have more fun with the first part of his name......... whistle:
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I'm pacing myself lol:
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scared:
How long do you think before a Miss T's Embarrassing Secrets thread appears on here.... whistle:
scared2: scared2: It's all lies I tell you! LIES!!!
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All lies? BM told me that you were usually the voice of sanity. whistle:
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Errr .......I think you'll find that is me angel1
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Errr .......I think you'll find that is me angel1
point:
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Senile ol twonk noooo:
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evil:
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Errr .......I think you'll find that is me angel1
This explains a lot methinks.... rubschin:
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Welcome Mr Dick.
I look forward to hearing your tales of the mysterious Orient while supping the drink that tradition dictates you buy for me.
BM, a pint of my usual on the Bangkok tab if you will. :thumbsup:
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Welcome Mr Dick.
I look forward to hearing your tales of the mysterious Orient while supping the drink that tradition dictates you buy for me.
BM, a pint of my usual on the Bangkok tab if you will. :thumbsup:
Pint of Talisker coming up squire! Thumbs:
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Welcome Mr Dick.
I look forward to hearing your tales of the mysterious Orient while supping the drink that tradition dictates you buy for me.
BM, a pint of my usual on the Bangkok tab if you will. :thumbsup:
Pint of Talisker coming up squire! Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
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Welcome Mr Dick.
I look forward to hearing your tales of the mysterious Orient while supping the drink that tradition dictates you buy for me.
BM, a pint of my usual on the Bangkok tab if you will. :thumbsup:
Pint of Talisker coming up squire! Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Oh God not again, just no turnip skeet shooting this time. eeek:
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Welcome BD. :thumbsup:
So... what Cypriot secrets can you divulge rubschin:
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Welcome aboard Dick. And thanks for the first class earworm cloud9: Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name..
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Hello, Not sure I understood what you said but if you're buying a VAT would be nice. angel1
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A vat of anything in nursey's case ::)
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Welcome BD. :thumbsup:
So... what Cypriot secrets can you divulge rubschin:
Nothing on me.... angel1
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A vat of anything in nursey's case ::)
Blackadder Back & Forth (1999) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc1b7GxsdO0#)
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lol:
noooo:
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My hand still needs attention sad24:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
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Party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
I will bring my best sausage
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Party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
I will bring my best sausage
:thumbsup:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
When...? ::)
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
When...? ::)
I will call LL and ask.......... whistle:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
When...? ::)
I will call LL and ask.......... whistle:
She is not speaking to you... noooo:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
When...? ::)
I will call LL and ask.......... whistle:
She is not speaking to you... noooo:
WOT........... eeek:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! scared2:
We will be good ........... :thumbsup:
Okay then.... ::)
:thumbsup:
When...? ::)
I will call LL and ask.......... whistle:
She is not speaking to you... noooo:
WOT........... eeek:
I can't imagine why.... whistle:
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Bangers for President....He gets my vote. :thumbsup:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
And he has even been making loads of home brew for you to guzzle whistle:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
And he has even been making loads of home brew for you to guzzle whistle:
:thumbsup:.......... A party next week ......... cloud9:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
I shall bring the melons!!!! :thumbsup:
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I don't think Bangkok Baldy and I , are allowed to drink together again............. whistle:
noooo:
But we are allowed out .......... whistle:
Not to Pissouri tho... whistle:
An invite ........... rubschin:
And he has even been making loads of home brew for you to guzzle whistle:
:thumbsup:.......... A party next week ......... cloud9:
I've drunk most of it.... redface:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
I shall bring the melons!!!! :thumbsup:
Are they detachable? eeek:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
I shall bring the melons!!!! :thumbsup:
Are they detachable? eeek:
( o Y o )
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;D