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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 02, 2012, 02:05:58 PM
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No sign of her BF and she has been having a mahoosive clearout the last few days (helped by laydee friends). Binliners and stuff noooo:
I think she is doing a runner sad24:
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From you ? rubschin:
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sad24: evil:
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Her car is fill of clothes noooo: Not looking good noooo: sad24:
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You've driven her out... noooo:
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sad24: Her poor BF is abroad on business noooo:
Nasty shock awaits him noooo:
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sad24: Her poor BF is abroad on business noooo:
Nasty shock awaits him noooo:
His svelte redhead now has a beard? rubschin:
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evil:
The amount of stuff going is phenomenal noooo:
I sense a cryathon coming on noooo:
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evil:
The amount of stuff going is phenomenal noooo:
I sense a cryathon coming on noooo:
Don't cry Nick - she'll think you're a gayer.... noooo:
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Too late... Gayer:
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How sure are you that it is she that is moving out and not she who has taken the opportunity of his absence to move him out? Keep your eyes peeled for a locksmith.
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See what going on about yer finger does noooo:
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How sure are you that it is she that is moving out and not she who has taken the opportunity of his absence to move him out? Keep your eyes peeled for a locksmith.
rubschin:
Naaaa
To many frilly clothes in the car eyes:
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See what going on about yer finger does noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
On and on and on you mean...? ::)
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She was very sympathetic about it sad24:
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She was very sympathetic about it sad24:
Like this? >>>> point:
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She's gone. He has arrived back
Popcorn:
sad24:
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noooo:
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AND?????????? tunble:
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Wot he said ^^^
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Storm in a D cup noooo:
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No further developments to report.
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No further developments to report.
So they haven't found his body yet?
Or perhaps he is getting ready to take revenge on the ginger neighbour who stole her away?
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Both her neighbours are ginger??? eeek:
No wonder she is doing a runner. rubschin:
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No further developments to report.
Methinks 'tis time for a neighbourly call and a man to man chat like.
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No further developments to report.
Methinks 'tis time for a neighbourly call and a man to man chat like.
One man being Nick?
happy001
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evil:
The BF disappeared looking a bit pissed off earlier sad24:
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evil:
The BF disappeared looking a bit pissed off earlier sad24:
Probably can't find his Samurai sword before paying you a visit.
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Don't talk to me about samurai swords evil:
I still recall the last time that happened noooo: (1986)
They had to call the Fire Brigade noooo:
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Don't talk to me about samurai swords evil:
I still recall the last time that happened noooo: (1986)
They had to call the Fire Brigade noooo:
Popcorn:
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They had to hose the guy down before they could get the men in white coats to deal with him. The car park was flooded too. All very messy noooo:
(aggrieved student)
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(aggrieved student)
Probably quite commonplace then.
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He deserved a D evil: Turning up in battle dress with a samurai sword was a bit OTT in my view noooo:
He may still be in Broadmoor
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He deserved a D evil: Turning up in battle dress with a samurai sword was a bit OTT in my view noooo:
He may still be in Broadmoor
A neighbour like...? whistle:
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He deserved a D evil: Turning up in battle dress with a samurai sword was a bit OTT in my view noooo:
He may still be in Broadmoor
A neighbour like...? whistle:
Next cell I expect.
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Being taken out for lunch shortly by the Svelte Redhead's (ex)BF for a man to man noooo:
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Being taken out for lunch shortly by the Svelte Redhead's (ex)BF for a man to man noooo:
He must really like redheads then........ whistle:
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Being taken out for lunch shortly by the Svelte Redhead's (ex)BF for a man to man noooo:
Cos you will obviously know what to say noooo:
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:thumbsup:
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Being taken out for lunch shortly by the Svelte Redhead's (ex)BF for a man to man noooo:
He must really like redheads then........ whistle:
happy001
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Being taken out for lunch shortly by the Svelte Redhead's (ex)BF for a man to man noooo:
Do not say any of the following:
There's plenty more fish in the sea
There are other pebbles on the beach
It's probably for the best
She's done you a favour
She wasn't that good in bed anyway... (probably)
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lol:
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Sloshio Snoopysick: Snoopysick: Snoopysick: Snoopysick: Snoopysick:
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That's all well and good but whats occurring ?
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum asf wot? fuckl
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That's all well and good but whats occurring ?
He got Nick drunk.... Gayer:
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Nnnansnooooooooooooooooooo I amcookimnnnnnng now
I hoop[ew
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I bet the redhead left no forwarding address to either of them noooo:
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Nnnansnooooooooooooooooooo I amcookimnnnnnng now
I hoop[ew
What could possibly go wrong...? scared2:
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She found out her fella is gay, and now he's got Nick pissed scared2:
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She found out her fella is gay, and now he's got Nick pissed scared2:
The most probable answer so far.
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Or the blokes she is surrounded by has turned her into a lezza rubschin:
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Is that why he seems to be squealling? redface:
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I bet the redhead left no forwarding address to either of them noooo:
Prolly left it for Jim
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She is moving back in cloud9:
She is wearing a flimsy summer frock Snoopysick:
Maybe I should give her a hand like rubschin:
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Have you got a spare one like ? whistle:
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She has gone again sad24: sad24: sad24:
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ANd he has moved this one in noooo:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
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No ginger hair........... whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
Youth ? rubschin:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
Youth ? rubschin:
A girlfriend .......... ;D
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Sorry thought that was a trick question.......... whistle:
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Does he not think it weird you are asking for pictures of his girlfriends ? rubschin:
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Does he not think it weird you are asking for pictures of his girlfriends ? rubschin:
Not as worrying as if he didn't ask........ scared2:
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shocked003
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She has gone again sad24: sad24: sad24:
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ANd he has moved this one in noooo:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
A pervert living downstairs! point:
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She has gone again sad24: sad24: sad24:
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ANd he has moved this one in noooo:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
A pervert living downstairs! point:
Now you know how LL feels............ noooo:
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Has he not just taken those pics off an Angel vs Devils website kinda thing ?
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Faceache redface: redface: redface: redface:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Stalker ................ noooo:
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I certainly have redface:
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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redface:
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This is worrying.
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redface:
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Nice pearl necklace like whistle:
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nonono:
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You are in no position to take any moral high ground noooo:
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Quite so Miss D, sometimes I think I'm the only gentleman left around here whistle:
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<cough>
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Quite so Miss D, sometimes I think I'm the only gentleman left around here whistle:
Yes, I'm sure you would open her doors for her lol:
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<cough>
Please put your hand over your mouth there are gentlemen here ........... noooo:
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I did.
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Quite so Miss D, sometimes I think I'm the only gentleman left around here whistle:
Yes, I'm sure you would open her doors for her lol:
noooo:
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Quite so Miss D, sometimes I think I'm the only gentleman left around here whistle:
Yes, I'm sure you would open her doors for her lol:
To quote Keith Lemmon, " ... nah, better not
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lol: lol: lol:
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redface:
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Do you really want to give Nick ideas Miss T... eeek:
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I clearly didn't think this through doh:
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Sausage...........
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redface:
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Oh dear just spilt tea over keyboard, thanks Miss T. Am going to have to share this. Grumpmeister is right you know. This will end in tears before bedtime. noooo:
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What have I started? noooo:
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eyes:
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oh dear. noooo:
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She has gone again sad24: sad24: sad24:
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ANd he has moved this one in noooo:
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Wot has he got that I haven't got? Shrugs:
I see that thanks to yet another "improvement" ::) from Faceache that not only will the ladies know who's been looking, the whole world will also know, and at what time they did it eeek:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
She has a door in her pants........ eeek:
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doh:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
She has a door in her pants........ eeek:
The Ikea peephole selection? whistle:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
Your poor wrist... noooo:
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::)
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She's back. Popped round earlier to see her BF.
Gayer:
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I am NOT Tipsy's Eldest cussing:
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I am NOT Tipsy's Eldest cussing:
You would say that wouldn't you...? whistle:
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I wonder how his bridesmaiding is going rubschin:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
You just happened to be passing her door when she opened it like? whistle:
Yea, righ' on brother, you fithy derty pervy gingery sex starved peeping tom mutton 'ed'd baboon. point:
We don't believe you, and millions of others wouldn't either. noooo:
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NO. I went round to talk to him
IIRC you have seen her. Indeed you even moved your chair into a better perving position whistle:
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NO. I went round to talk to him
IIRC you have seen her. Indeed you even moved your chair into a better perving position whistle:
Oh how convienient....and she just HAPPENED to turn up in her knickers and over shoulder boulder holder only, yea, right, anything you say like. whistle:
I only evver saw her once, when she was walking to her car when I was on yer fag end strewn veranda, and in all honesty, she wasn't /isn't that stunning.
OK granted, but didn't get a twitch in me kecks like. noooo:
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NO. I went round to talk to him
IIRC you have seen her. Indeed you even moved your chair into a better perving position whistle:
You protest FAR TOO much.
GUILTY!! point:
PERVO, PERVO,PERVVVVVO!! point:
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I am not responsible for your hormone shortages
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point:
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She's back cloud9: Popped round earlier to see her BF. She opened the door in bra and pants Shocked:
Prick-teaser
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NO. I went round to talk to him
IIRC you have seen her. Indeed you even moved your chair into a better perving position whistle:
You protest FAR TOO much.
GUILTY!! point:
PERVO, PERVO,PERVVVVVO!! point:
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