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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 26, 2012, 01:52:58 PM
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
She will have to have a new swimsuit. Any suggestions? rubschin:
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All that sunshine, she will need some sunglasses. I shall post a selection and we can choose which are the best like....
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All that sunshine, she will need some sunglasses. I shall post a selection and we can choose which are the best like....
Bollox to that! ::)
Post a selection of bikinis like.... eyes:
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What sort of
pervert person do you think I am, here's a selection of sunglasses
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fj6kqbviwn%2Fsunglasses1.jpg&hash=779284a7d252bc87eafbdea2425414b322c27f75) (http://postimage.org/image/j6kqbviwn/)
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What sort of pervert person do you think I am, here's a selection of sunglasses
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fj6kqbviwn%2Fsunglasses1.jpg&hash=779284a7d252bc87eafbdea2425414b322c27f75) (http://postimage.org/image/j6kqbviwn/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fg58n9w7th%2Fsunglasses2.jpg&hash=dee068c282340ab2524a6fbdaaadca141f84830c) (http://postimage.org/image/g58n9w7th/)
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Lessers! Drool:
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Wot sunglassses?
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That reminds me, I must get some dental floss like whistle:
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I must get a new razor... whistle:
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I must get some more Kleenex...
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What sort of pervert person do you think I am, here's a selection of sunglasses
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fj6kqbviwn%2Fsunglasses1.jpg&hash=779284a7d252bc87eafbdea2425414b322c27f75) (http://postimage.org/image/j6kqbviwn/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fg58n9w7th%2Fsunglasses2.jpg&hash=dee068c282340ab2524a6fbdaaadca141f84830c) (http://postimage.org/image/g58n9w7th/)
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Lessers! Drool:
I am going to Mexico not Lesbos. noooo:
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I am going to Mexico not Lesbos. noooo:
A wise choice, I hear it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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I am going to Mexico not Lesbos. noooo:
A wise choice, I hear it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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So Miss C - when do you go and to which part ?
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I have need advising her, like angel1
There is a fantastic place for human sacrifices :thumbsup:
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Isn't that your local walk in centre like ? rubschin:
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So Miss C - when do you go and to which part ?
Fly out on Monday 2nd April arrive on Tuesday. Heading for Mexico city for the first week, then heading beach wise for a few days then back to the city. Back here 16th/17th. Despite my earlier whine I am getting just a tad excited. I have never been there, Nick has. I have had a look on-line at some of the 'places to visit' they look fab and Mr C's son has been there for nearly a year so knows his way around. cloud9:
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I used to live there. The driving is insane, the pollution is awful and I was once assigned with a man with a club whose job was to kill me if I took a photo.
What can possibly go wrong?
Oh yes, flying insects the size of crows. mosquitoes and scorpions :thumbsup:
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http://www.philipcoppens.com/chamula.html (http://www.philipcoppens.com/chamula.html)
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I used to live there. The driving is insane, the pollution is awful and I was once assigned with a man with a club whose job was to kill me if I took a photo.
What can possibly go wrong?
Oh yes, flying insects the size of crows. mosquitoes and scorpions :thumbsup:
Safer than Nottingham with you there tho.... whistle:
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http://www.philipcoppens.com/chamula.html (http://www.philipcoppens.com/chamula.html)
Err thanks you. Just as I was beginning to warm to the idea. noooo: scared2:
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Not long now. I may have to think about packing soon. noooo:
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Have a great trip Miss C.
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Thank you Tipsy. I will endeavour to do so and should I fail I believe I may be able to swap Pinot Grigio for Tequila at no extra cost. That should blot things out nicely. I can't or rather don't want to imagine what Nick might have been trying to take photos of that would get him killed. noooo:
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So Miss C - when do you go and to which part ?
Fly out on Monday 2nd April arrive on Tuesday. Heading for Mexico city for the first week, then heading beach wise for a few days then back to the city. Back here 16th/17th. Despite my earlier whine I am getting just a tad excited. I have never been there, Nick has. I have had a look on-line at some of the 'places to visit' they look fab and Mr C's son has been there for nearly a year so knows his way around. cloud9:
Ooooh I'm excited for you , sounds wonderful :thumbsup:
You deserve a wonderful time xxx
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Thank you Miss D.
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Thank you Miss D.
Have a wonderful trip my dear.
Don't forget to bring Nick back a pinata donkey.
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Thank you Miss D.
Have a wonderful trip my dear.
Don't forget to bring Nick back a pinata donkey.
Have an awesome trip Miss C - and bring the rest of us back a stick of rock like! Thumbs:
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Thank you all for your best wishes. I will certainly bring some sticks for you all.
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Thank you all for your best wishes. I will certainly bring some sticks for you all.
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I seem to recall that the Mexicans invented chocolate whistle:
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I seem to recall that the Mexicans invented chocolate whistle:
Not to mention dancing on hats.
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I seem to recall that the Mexicans invented chocolate whistle:
Not to mention dancing on hats.
And jumping beans...
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Trouble is, they regard choc as a neutral food. They put chilli choc on roast chicken. Their choc swings both ways, so to speak.
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/pan-roasted-chicken-with-mole-sauce-10000001687655/ (http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/pan-roasted-chicken-with-mole-sauce-10000001687655/)
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rubschin: Errrr ... bon voyage MissC :thumbsup:
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Thank you Mr P.
I put chocolate in chilli.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123207/Eight-people-Holy-Death-cult-arrested-Mexico-ritual-sacrifices-woman-10-year-old-boys.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123207/Eight-people-Holy-Death-cult-arrested-Mexico-ritual-sacrifices-woman-10-year-old-boys.html)
scared2:
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Wonder how the Picklemeister is getting on, what with the daily earthquakes and everything scared2:
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How long has she gone for ?
The girly ratio in here is low at the best of times sad24:
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2 weeks, assuming she survives of course noooo:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-montezumas-revenge.htm
(http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-montezumas-revenge.htm)
WHen I got that I had slime coming out of EVERY orifice. Even my ears eeek:
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When in your life have you actually been well ? rubschin:
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1973-4 cloud9: I was shot at 4 times but they missed cloud9:
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You knew BM then ! eeek:
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Fortunately the Israeli with the machine gun was inexperienced. We did both wet ourselves though redface:
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noooo:
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Is she nearly there yet? Huh? Is she? Is she? :dogrun:
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Is she nearly there yet? Huh? Is she? Is she? :dogrun:
Indeed she is Snoops.
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Miss C is here cloud9: Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!
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Tequila all round then in celebration ....like. cloud9:
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I really can't drink tequila noooo:
It is my drink of danger redface:
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S'alright Miss D we can lean on each other.... OK p'raps you're right we'll stick to the Voddy at least I won't fall over then. cloud9:
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I really can't drink tequila noooo:
It is my drink of danger redface:
Me too redface:
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Nick + alcohol = scared2:
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I suspect the pot plant in question never recovered noooo:
Neither did the many family diners in the restaurant noooo:
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I suspect the pot plant in question never recovered
Never smoke and drink Tequila. noooo:
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Tequila all round then in celebration ....like. cloud9:
I have never tasted Tequila. I suppose that I may have to do something about that whilst here. Too hot to drink much alcohol and the white wine is crap. At least they do diet Coke so I have been snorting that. angel1
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I really can't drink tequila noooo:
It is my drink of danger redface:
You are worse on tequila than you are on voddy? eeek:
Egad!! scared:
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I had that Mezcal stuff once and swallowed the worm. Not good noooo:
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I don't drink beer or larger but round these parts they put salt on the mouth of the bottle. Tis a strange but interesting place with limited and infrequent internet access. I know we moan about the UK but we are in many ways very lucky. We may well be a third world country soon but until we are oin the whole it's not such a bad place to be. :thumbsup:
Did the tourist thing on an open topped bus yesterday, when I say touristy that did not include baring my breasts, however it did involve getting slapped in the face by a tree and getting dangerously close to live overhead electric cables. scared2:
I wonder what delights today will bring. Museum visits are on the cards what could possibly go wrong. It's Good Friday the nutters will be out in force.
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Enjoying yourself then Miss C :thumbsup:
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
Oi..........wot about us lot........ sad24:
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Oh I always think of you lot being somewhere Isle of Man area... doesnt count does it Cypress.. full of English. lol:
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us! ::) Just in case Snoops is looking. lol:
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
Oi..........wot about us lot........ sad24:
There is hardly any information broadcast except I'm pissed or I have a hangover !
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I think you must be drunk cos I cant hear you. lol:
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
Oi..........wot about us lot........ sad24:
There is hardly any information broadcast except I'm pissed or I have a hangover !
Don't forget 'Scorchio'... evil:
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
Oi..........wot about us lot........ sad24:
There is hardly any information broadcast except I'm pissed or I have a hangover !
The weather......... cussing:
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I think you must be drunk too. Or have you developed Tourettes?
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She is our own foreign correspondent. cloud9:
Oi..........wot about us lot........ sad24:
There is hardly any information broadcast except I'm pissed or I have a hangover !
See now Ive read it a couple of times its starting to make sense! redface:
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makes sense to us, you need to drink more me thinks. ;)
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lol: :thumbsup:
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http://www.inah.gob.mx/index.php/english-press-releases/50-museums-and-exhibitions/4589-national-museum-of-anthropology-46-years-of-history (http://www.inah.gob.mx/index.php/english-press-releases/50-museums-and-exhibitions/4589-national-museum-of-anthropology-46-years-of-history)
Went here today. Need to be here three months to get around the whole thing. It was totally amazing. worthy: I so hope that at least some of my pictures turn out OK..... Note to self, never ever travel with Mr C again with just one computer. noooo:
I have a picture which may help Mr P with his nut dilemma.
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The aircraft is 50 minutes late there is a tremendous electrical storm raging outside. What could possibly go wrong. scared2:
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You could be landing at Gatwick Shrugs:
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The aircraft is 50 minutes late there is a tremendous electrical storm raging outside. What could possibly go wrong. scared2:
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Miss C posts on Faceache that she is "Home from Brazil" noooo:
NURSE!!!!
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You dolt... ::)
she means home from having a Brazilian...
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Errrrrr Miss C ...anything to confess ? eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18052540 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18052540)
Forty-nine mutilated bodies have been found dumped by a roadside near the city of Monterrey in northern Mexico
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Errrrrr Miss C ...anything to confess ? eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18052540 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18052540)
Forty-nine mutilated bodies have been found dumped by a roadside near the city of Monterrey in northern Mexico
Now... I'm not one for pointing fingers, but....
Chopping and cutting followed by cooking have been the order of the day.
I have made wild rocket and watercress pesto, wild garlic pesto, spinach pesto my experiment with Swiss chard pesto went badly wrong. noooo:
I really don't want to see another tomato for a while, I have just used up the frozen chillies from last year from now on in I will have to buy them. evil:
rubschin:
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I really am quite innocent all of the people that I wound up were alive and kicking when I left.
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I really am quite innocent all of the people that I wound up were alive and kicking when I left.
I'm really not too sure what to make of that last itme there.
Wound! As in wind up, or, as in cut to ribbons?
rubschin:
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As in wind up of course. angel1