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Title: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2012, 04:51:44 PM: And has she always been a role model for Miss Piggy? rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2012, 05:03:19 PM: No & Yes.
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:05:06 PM: Is she in The Dambusters then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2012, 05:07:03 PM: If they had launched her she might have broken one noooo:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:12:02 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2012, 05:07:03 PM
If they had launched her she might have broken one noooo:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 05:18:10 PM: She has always struck me as a paragon of insincerity as well as a painted porker.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Falbuquerque%2F1%2F0%2Fc%2F9%2F-%2F-%2FBalloonFiesta11.jpg&hash=fc3836dc93d98272bb1c9664156ca4b7f5deb4a1)
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2012, 05:19:50 PM: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2012, 05:49:15 PM: When I lived in Wilmslow in the early eighties I use to see her shopping. Hard to believe, but she had more lines on her face off-screen than on-screen. Face like a ploughed field noooo:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:53:24 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FChelsea%2BFlower%2BShow%2BPress%2BVIP%2BDay%2B_AJchVio7Hqm.jpg&hash=24f069612e0ed973c043091cce15d7d94bb17685)

Looks like one of those masks that bank robbers wear... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2012, 05:58:18 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FChelsea%2BFlower%2BShow%2BPress%2BVIP%2BDay%2B_AJchVio7Hqm.jpg&hash=24f069612e0ed973c043091cce15d7d94bb17685)

Looks like one of those masks that bank robbers wear... noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fgcwlr0szz%2F3478651299_50f54a44b3.jpg&hash=67a0b2c8d309e4a7720700922023ad712103b2dc) (http://postimage.org/image/gcwlr0szz/) rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2012, 06:02:37 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FChelsea%2BFlower%2BShow%2BPress%2BVIP%2BDay%2B_AJchVio7Hqm.jpg&hash=24f069612e0ed973c043091cce15d7d94bb17685)

Looks like one of those masks that bank robbers wear... noooo:

How do you know she wasn't robbing banks, eh, eh, eh rubschin:

She had to get the money from somewhere to pay for all those holidays
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 06:05:16 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 24, 2012, 06:02:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
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Looks like one of those masks that bank robbers wear... noooo:

How do you know she wasn't robbing banks, eh, eh, eh rubschin:

She had to get the money from somewhere to pay for all those holidays

Good point! rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 10:22:11 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fgi%2FChelsea%2BFlower%2BShow%2BPress%2BVIP%2BDay%2B_AJchVio7Hqm.jpg&hash=24f069612e0ed973c043091cce15d7d94bb17685)

Looks like one of those masks that bank robbers wear... noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F7%2F7f%2FJabba_SWSB.png&hash=2deca28b5cdfab185d5af96eb69b0fd48d542c8d)
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 07:49:21 AM: I think you're all being a bit unkind to the poor woman, especially as she wasn't that attractive in the first place.
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 07:50:24 AM: Always had the perfect face for Radio I felt.
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 07:54:32 AM: Oh well at least she got those lines travelling all over the world and having a good time .....good on her :thumbsup:

I'm sure she's devastated that none of you lot want to jump in the sack with her like rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:01:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 07:54:32 AM
I'm sure she's devastated that none of you lot want to jump in the sack with her like rubschin:

So she should, any of us would all be a bit of a catch after all 8)
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 08:02:47 AM: You would indeed ....but you all play so hard to get noooo:

I've had my fishing rod out for years now sad24:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 08:03:56 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
You would indeed ....but you all play so hard to get noooo:

I've had my fishing rod out for years now sad24:

Perhaps a little more ground bait in the swim?
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 08:09:10 AM: Now you're getting technical noooo:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM: Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 08:22:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2012, 08:09:10 AM
Now you're getting technical noooo:

lol: lol: lol:

Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

True rubschin:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2012, 10:45:55 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

Don't tell her Pike!
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 11:16:34 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

Don't tell her Pike!

I'm floudering for a reply.
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2012, 11:19:42 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 11:16:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

Don't tell her Pike!

I'm floudering for a reply.

Skating round the issue...........
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2012, 11:42:40 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2012, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 11:16:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

Don't tell her Pike!

I'm floudering for a reply.

Skating round the issue...........

Oh cod - not again! Banghead
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2012, 11:47:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2012, 11:42:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2012, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 11:16:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
Actually I believe most of us have been caught and thrown back a few times already.

Don't tell her Pike!

I'm floudering for a reply.

Skating round the issue...........

Oh cod - not again! Banghead

Don't batter yourself........... noooo:
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2012, 01:09:38 PM: This isn't the time or plaice for this...
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2012, 01:19:19 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on March 25, 2012, 01:09:38 PM
This isn't the time or plaice for this...

This is the perfect place! Thumbs:

That was just a red herring wasn't it...?
Title: Re: Is Judith Chalmers immortal?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 26, 2012, 08:07:43 AM: I think i'll be the sole of discretion here and refrain from joining in! Oh . . . .