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Title: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:30:41 PM
Anyone seen him today?

'spect the Jet Lag got him in the end.

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Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:31:33 PM
Good point. Didn't he have people coming round to discuss The Boy's schooling arrangements?


One of his last posts:

Oh and Mrs Nick celarly has Alzheimers. WTF was she on this afternoon? It was only some paint and some sandpaper! noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:33:06 PM
Good point. Didn't he have people coming round to discuss The Boy's schooling arrangements?



Wasn't that yesterday afternoon?
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:13:36 PM
The last post...  sad24:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:16:21 PM
I feel as if I've lost a friend.



Wait, Nick could be in danger! Barman, quick to the roof. Someone needs to poke the badger signal to call caprain calamity.
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:36:54 PM
He'll no doubt be nursing his mozzy bites like me.
They are currently rampant in his village...I know, that's were 'The Swamp' is.
They're coming in off the marshes as bad as they've ever been. Not nice, not nice at all. evil:

He reckons eating loads of Marmite is the only way to keep them at bay. confused:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
They?re probably breeding in the swamp ? you need top get a few thousand gallons of Fairy Liquid up there PDQ!  whistle:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:39:52 PM
Under normal circumstances I'd recommend some kind of incendiary approach but the idea of Nick wieldng a flamethrower fills me with absolute ball crunching terror  scared2:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:42:23 PM
They?re probably breeding in the swamp ? you need top get a few thousand gallons of Fairy Liquid up there PDQ!  whistle:

No. They're breeding on/in the Dee marslands. Pictures of men in the local rag, wearing white protection suits and face masks spraying everywhere.
On saying that, the pond at the swamp does seem to have a fair amount of 'flying creatures' buzzing around it's stagnant contents. scared2:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:43:36 PM
They?re probably breeding in the swamp ? you need top get a few thousand gallons of Fairy Liquid up there PDQ!  whistle:

No. They're breeding on/in the Dee marslands. Pictures of men in the local rag, wearing white protection suits and face masks spraying everywhere.
On saying that, the pond at the swamp does seem to have a fair amount of 'flying creatures' buzzing around it's stagnant contents. scared2:
Fairy Liquid then! The cars will come out of the swamp all shiny clean too!  whistle:
Title: Re: Speaking of Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:47:44 PM
I have been to Madchester

OK?