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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
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So it is that time of the year again ::)
Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena ::)
On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought rubschin:
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Your sheltered life is showing again. noooo:
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I never saw public pooing as a courtship ritual noooo:
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So it is that time of the year again ::)
Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena ::)
On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought rubschin:
Ever watched a bloke or gerly "on the pull?". From behind the pub bar we used to witness similar behaviour most Friday and Saturday nights........ That too involved a lot of aggressive posturing by the males, preening and giggling by the females and frequent visits to the toilets by both sides. Not much difference between watching pigeons trying to get their wing over or overly hormonal teenagers looking to get a leg over actually.
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24g of #8 should sort them out! :thumbsup:
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Those pigeons should feign having a broken foot or a septic toe, you know, go for the sympathy vote, bound to work like whistle:
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So it is that time of the year again ::)
Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena ::)
On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought rubschin:
Ever watched a bloke or gerly "on the pull?". From behind the pub bar we used to witness similar behaviour most Friday and Saturday nights........ That too involved a lot of aggressive posturing by the males, preening and giggling by the females and frequent visits to the toilets by both sides. Not much difference between watching pigeons trying to get their wing over or overly hormonal teenagers looking to get a leg over actually.
Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other sick2:
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Those pigeons should feign having a broken foot or a septic toe, you know, go for the sympathy vote, bound to work like whistle:
Or a poorly finger? sad24:
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Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other sick2:
Discuss what ?
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::)
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Did you buy that air rifle then? rubschin:
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Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other sick2:
Discuss what ?
Who was going to get lucky...
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Pirarte now jumps about, flaps his arms and poos noooo:
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24g of #8 should sort them out! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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whistle:
Mating A Northerner with a Filipino Maid - Harry & Paul (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVsH6yIQdo#ws)
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Umm pigeon breasts yumster. cloud9: Of course they need to be cooked. I have a huge dislike for pigeons, as Nick said their mating rituals are daft. Horrible horrible things. evil:
Just as daft but rather lovely is the lone male black bird (feathered variety as already mentioned elsewhere) that is giving his all. He will shortly be joined by others but as yet he is the only one.
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Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards evil:
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Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards evil:
Nor a fan then?
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I was being quite restrained evil:
There are loads round here and you see people every day chucking them bread and left overs, contrary to the signs that say please don't feed the lazy little fuckers evil:.
The viscious gangs then just strut around feeding their greedy little barrel chests some more .
I have thought of poisoning some bread and then feeding them along with the others - if caught on CCTV you will have to prove it's my crumbs that did the damage whistle:
The thought of going out the next day and seeing the bastards claws up towards the sky fills me with great satisfaction - ok it may emotionally damage a few kids but it's about the greater good whistle:
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Nowt wrong with Wood Pigeons (Very tasty in fact) ..... It's the feral b@st@rds in city centres that I dislike ..... but not as much as I dislike the fecking hoooooge Herring Gulls that attack people in this part of the werld.
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I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls. Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre? There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:
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Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards evil:
+1 :thumbsup:
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I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls. Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre? There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:
Munny you say rubschin:
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I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls. Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre? There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:
Munny you say rubschin:
We could train gulls and other birds as assassins - ducks, etc. :thumbsup:
The film would be called The Eider Sanction! happy001
redface:
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MatingTrix ...1, 2 and 3 whistle:
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Kill Bill! happy002
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lol:
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Kill Bill! happy002
lol: lol: lol:
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Four Waders and a Funeral.
The Tern of the Jedi
The Amityville Heron
Carrion Camping
redface:
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Four Waders and a Funeral.
The Tern of the Jedi
The Amityville Heron
Carrion Camping
redface:
drumroll:
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Four Waders and a Funeral.
The Tern of the Jedi
The Amityville Heron
Carrion Camping
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Mary Puffins
True Grit
The King's Screech
The Redshank Redemption
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You had to phone a friend didn't you ? whistle:
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You had to phone a friend didn't you ? whistle:
Beer is my only friend... sad32:
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Anyways I thought it was about birds that kill ....
Black Hawk Down
Black Swan ( your favourite like inane: )
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Downfall... enough of a killer for ya...? ::)
And yes, Black Swan = ubershite.... noooo:
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Indeed ......should be on worst films list even !
Anyways .....back to the lady/bird killers- Day of the Jackdaw
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Mary Puffins
True Grit
The King's Screech
The Redshank Redemption
lol: lol: lol:
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Flags of our Feathers
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Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
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Butch Cassowary and the Sundance Kid
The Ipcress Flies
The World is not a Chough
Dove Actually
The Kingfisher King
Woodcock
The Lark of Zorro
redface: I must stop now. . .
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Butch Cassowary and the Sundance Kid
The Ipcress Flies
The World is not a Chough
Dove Actually
The Kingfisher King
Woodcock
The Lark of Zorro
redface: I must stop now. . .
lol: lol: lol:
I think we can draw a line under this one Darwin.... :thumbsup:
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Oh noes,
The Rook, The Thief, His Wife and her Plover
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Oh noes,
The Rook, The Thief, His Wife and her Plover
worthy:
The Goose, the Bat and the Osprey.
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Can't believe nobody has come up with this one yet:
Parrots of the Caribbean 1,2,3,4 whistle:
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Can't believe nobody has come up with this one yet:
Parrots of the Caribbean 1,2,3,4 whistle:
We rejected it.... whistle:
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What is this pile of cock?
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Cockfosters surely :thumbsup:
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First do no hen
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Crouching tiger hidden duck
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Gullivers Travels
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whacky115
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The Goodfeather
Rosemary's Booby
Murder My Tweet
Kind Hearts And Cormorants
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The Goodfeather
Rosemary's Booby
Murder My Tweet
Kind Hearts And Cormorants
lol: lol: lol:
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Sparrowhawk Down
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Duck Soup
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Robin Hood and his Merry Hen
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Can't believe nobody has come up with this one yet:
Parrots of the Caribbean 1,2,3,4 whistle:
We rejected it.... whistle:
Why it has a sparrow in it ......... whistle:
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Because BM is an bird brain whistle:
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Because BM is an bird brain whistle:
There is a pecker joke there somewhere ........ rubschin:
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The French Lieutenant's Woodpecker
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The Battle of the Budgie
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Where Eagles Dare ... oh, whoops redface:
Could change it for Snoops "Where Beagles Dare" razz:
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Where Eagles Dare ... oh, whoops redface:
Could change it for Snoops "Where Beagles Dare" razz:
You broke it... ::)
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::) Oh, alright then ...
Those Magnificent Mallards in their Flying Magpies ::)
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Star Macaws.
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Who framed Roger raven
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The Eagle has landed lol:
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Rooky.
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Whose lyre is it anyway
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Tinker, Tailor, Shag, Snipe eeek:
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For Whom The Budgie Tolls
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Victoria and Albatross
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Victoria and Albatross
lol: lol: lol:
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Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards evil:
Has it turned up yet Miss D rubschin:
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