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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 04:52:13 PM
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My bestest mate is here for the weekend cloud9:
Since my arm is in a sling he drove us to meet te lads for lunch. We ht a jam so he pulled into a drwiveway to trun round and managed to reverse into the car that was parked there. We rang the doorbell to confess but no answer. We left.
I pointed out to him that the owner will return to his house to discover tht the car, parked in the drive in his absence, has been involved in a collision eeek:
He suggested going back to put a note on te screen but then decided tht as we were prolly trespassing we might get in even more trouble scared2:
Now we don't know what to do rubschin: rubschin:
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No worries, you were probably caught on cctv. :thumbsup:
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Yes, that's all very well, but it doesn't explain why your arm is in a sling with bones sticking out all over the place!
And, if Unc's right about the CCTV, then you're about to feel the strong arm of the law on a 'failing to stop' charge!
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It was my mate's car :thumbsup:
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Yes, that's all very well, but it doesn't explain why your arm is in a sling with bones sticking out all over the place!
And, if Unc's right about the CCTV, then you're about to feel the strong arm of the law on a 'failing to stop' charge!
I think arm, sling, bones are to do with oil on the floor if I surmise correctly rubschin:
The arm in a sling however is a good excuse when it comes to who was actually driving though whistle:
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No the oil on teh floor was not the problem. It was a separate accident sad24:
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So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3. Am I following this correctly?
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Correct :thumbsup:
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noooo:
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What else cann posssibly go wrong?
Injum takeaway later
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What else cann posssibly go wrong?
Injum takeaway later
Food poisoning! :thumbsup:
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He suggested going back to put a note on te screen but then decided tht as we were prolly trespassing we might get in even more trouble scared2:
Now we don't know what to do rubschin: rubschin:
Bit of a weak defence when you have already 'trespassed' once by reversing onto the property rubschin:
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rubschin: Arm in a sling ...... your typing in this thread could be used as evidence whistle:
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rubschin: Arm in a sling ...... your typing in this thread could be used as evidence whistle:
Evidence of what Snoops?
As far as I'm aware, prior to the latest crop of disasters, Nick was fully (??) functional with a pair of arms. Therefore, with one in a sling, it still leaves one with which to type! No?
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I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't. sad24:
I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:
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I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't. sad24:
I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:
Did you fall in a ditch? rubschin:
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I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't. sad24:
I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:
Night terrors ?
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Neither of those two. We have very aggressive door handles here, they are responsible for some of them.
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
Knobs are the answer :thumbsup:
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For everything ? rubschin:
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For everything ? rubschin:
Like you need telling...
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
Not just me then cussing:
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
Not just me then cussing:
noooo:
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
Knobs are the answer :thumbsup:
Don't you bump your head on them?
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Oh I know those ones - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ? rubschin:
It's the only logical answer :thumbsup:
And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm! cussing:
Knobs are the answer :thumbsup:
Don't you bump your head on them?
lol: lol: lol:
He can walk under them prolly.... whistle:
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So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3. Am I following this correctly?
BM it may be worth turning this thread into a sticky given the amount of inexplicable accidents Nick has. rubschin:
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So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3. Am I following this correctly?
BM it may be worth turning this thread into a sticky given the amount of inexplicable accidents Nick has. rubschin:
Oh noes... noooo:
Think of the bandwidth he'd use if he put them all in here.... scared2:
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So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3. Am I following this correctly?
BM it may be worth turning this thread into a sticky given the amount of inexplicable accidents Nick has. rubschin:
Oh noes... noooo:
Think of the bandwidth he'd use if he put them all in here.... scared2:
Wouldn't it be less than the bandwidth of having a new thread per catastrophe? rubschin: