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Title: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 08, 2012, 07:12:12 PM
...on The One Show. Still in good nick  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:21:22 PM
Sooooooooooooo much surgery though  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Nick had surgery.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:24:40 PM
Sooooooooooooo much surgery though  noooo:
Miss D is jealous  angel1

I would eyes:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
Of course I am .....and of course you would . Plastic fantastic is your specialty  whistle:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:30:32 PM
Just been on the phone to my ex PA. She wanted some advice and support and stuff  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Just been on the phone to my ex PA. She wanted some advice and support and stuff  whistle: whistle: whistle:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 07:33:07 PM
Just had phone sex with my ex PA.  whistle: whistle: whistle:

 point:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2012, 07:39:39 PM
Would that be the one from Bangalore?  eeek:

Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:40:17 PM
Just been on the phone to my ex PA. She wanted some advice and support and stuff  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Mrs Nick  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:41:32 PM
Rachel  cloud9:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 08, 2012, 07:42:59 PM
Just been on the phone to my ex PA. She wanted some advice and support and stuff  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Don't forget to charge by the hour or part thereof no matter how short.
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:45:10 PM
He can't help his short comings though Uncle  lol:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2012, 07:46:21 PM
He can't help his short comings though Uncle  lol:

 noooo:..........and everyone blames me........ noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:47:42 PM
For what ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:54:59 PM
He can't help his short comings though Uncle  lol:
Spank2:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Mrs Pirate #1 looked like Goldie Hawn... cloud9:

Mrs Pirate #2 looked like the blond (woman) in ABBA...

Mrs Pirate  #3 was very pretty, with a lovely figure, but I could not liken her to anyone...

Mrs Pirate #4 looks just like Miss D... razz:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 09:38:50 PM
But you go for Blondes which i am not nor am prepared to become .
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2012, 09:48:07 PM
But you go for Blondes which i am not nor am prepared to become .


Oh noes...I like brunettes as well...and red heads...(not ginger like Nick tho... noooo:)
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2012, 07:39:16 AM
 Looks like she enjoyed her evening/morning  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111930/Goldie-Hawn-66-shows-hardcore-partying-skills-4-30am.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2012, 07:49:21 AM
Oooh, her poor head  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
Oooh, her poor head  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2012, 08:38:51 AM
Oooh, her poor head  noooo:

It's too early to discuss sex......... whistle:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 08:39:48 AM
Is this another new rule . It's hard to keep up  ;)
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 11:57:23 AM
It's hard to keep up

Don't mock poor APC like that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 12:20:47 PM
Jeez ..I'm not allowed to do anything round here  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 12:22:56 PM
Streatham Common
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2012, 01:53:31 PM
Streatham Common

Very!
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
That's why I'm so at home there  lol:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:03:09 PM
There were a couple of male guests with her (Ms Hawn, not Miss D) on the telly the other night who remarked how they'ed fallen for her in Private Benjamin...

Whipper snappers thought I as I recalled Rowan and Martin's Laugh In   redface:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 05:05:57 PM
Upminster
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 05:42:46 PM
There were a couple of male guests with her (Ms Hawn, not Miss D) on the telly the other night who remarked how they'ed fallen for her in Private Benjamin...

Whipper snappers thought I as I recalled Rowan and Martin's Laugh In   redface:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:48:12 PM
And you a Grandpa  noooo:            cry:

Nurse? Where do I sign?   sad24:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 05:51:46 PM
And you a Grandpa  noooo:            cry:

Nurse? Where do I sign?   sad24:

Miss D has the admittance forms...  lol:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 05:53:32 PM
Is that the secret plush BUPA wing ....or the veterinary school side ?
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 05:54:09 PM
Is that the secret plush BUPA wing ....or the veterinary school side ?

[whisper] VET [/whisper]  whistle:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 05:58:08 PM
The secret Management area is "Vairy interesting, but stoopid"
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2012, 06:35:16 PM
There were a couple of male guests with her (Ms Hawn, not Miss D) on the telly the other night who remarked how they'ed fallen for her in Private Benjamin...

Whipper snappers thought I as I recalled Rowan and Martin's Laugh In   redface:

 tunble:

Same here ~ take no notice of BM.
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 06:39:28 PM
Cheers UM.  Half of Mild?   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 06:40:29 PM
Mild is off!  evil:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2012, 06:41:55 PM
In this pub it always has been. Hasn't stopped me drinking it though.


Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Clip #12 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh2nDkT-u5I#)
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 06:44:07 PM
Tsk! BM.  A large whisky for UM on my tab  angel1

Nice clip UM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 06:45:10 PM
TAB??? gasp....  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2012, 06:46:26 PM
Quick! the smelling salts.
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
I need a pick me up  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 06:47:31 PM
Oh my giddy aunt....  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 06:52:46 PM
Rowan & Martin's Laugh In - Goldie Hawn & Co. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SMc2oTZmCk#)     ;)
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
 :thumbsup:

Oh and BM a Pinot Grigio for the lady, large.
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 07:00:46 PM
:thumbsup:

Oh and BM a Pinot Grigio for the lady, large.

Is that me to which you are referring ?  eeek:

 cloud9:

Fair to say I have been in ever such a mischevious mood both here and at work today  redface:

I am exhaustimicated now though  noooo:
Title: Re: Goldie Hawn...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 07:01:02 PM
:thumbsup:

Oh and BM a Pinot Grigio for the lady, large.

 :thumbsup: