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Title: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2012, 06:33:03 PM: Jock The Windowcleaner was cleaning the bedrom windows when 20p fell out of his pocket. He dashed down to get it, and it hit him on the head like whistle:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 06:39:15 PM: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

It's the way you tell them like! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 06:45:23 PM: I dimly recall some tale of Miss D in Scotland in transparent clothing. I could be wrong though
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 06:55:59 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 06:45:23 PM
I dimly recall some tale of Miss D in Scotland in transparent clothing. I could be wrong though

Dim recall is bad for you whip:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 07:00:43 PM: scared2:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 07:49:41 PM: Was this the Jock that they made the 50 and 20 pence pieces for? ~ So you could use a spanner to get them out of his hand!
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 07:55:01 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 07:49:41 PM
Was this the Jock that they made the 50 and 20 pence pieces for? ~ So you could use a spanner to get them out of his hand!

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 07:57:27 PM: I dimly recall diaphanous nightwear being involved rubschin:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 08:04:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
I dimly recall diaphanous nightwear being involved rubschin:

that caps it...... redface:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 08:05:07 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
I dimly recall diaphanous nightwear being involved rubschin:

that caps it...... redface:

noooo:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 08:07:40 PM: Everyone hide scared: scared: scared: scared:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 08:08:37 PM: -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

you see that , it's a line that's been drawn , not to be stepped over cussing:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 08:12:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 06, 2012, 08:08:37 PM
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you see that , it's a line that's been drawn , not to be stepped over cussing:

I never get near the line..............

normally can't see it ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 08:14:05 PM: Don't worry ...it's not straight ;)
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2012, 09:47:23 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 06:45:23 PM
I dimly recall some tale of Miss D in Scotland in transparent clothing.

Was she a wrapper at APCs?
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:50:54 PM: Let us all pray.

Let us imagine MIss D in something skimpy exposing her arse to some ginger window cleaner (let us call him Jock).

We could post pictures of this appalling incident whistle: whistle:

ANd some dodgy ones of Miss T whistle:

UNLESS THEY STOP BOLLOCKING UP MY GAME cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Misty on March 08, 2012, 07:55:11 PM: Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)

;)
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2012, 07:55:53 PM: Keyboard Cat Redux (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0qtEwb9gE#ws)
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2012, 07:57:46 PM: angry041:

WIMMIN

Mind you, that redhead in my dream last night seemed very keen rubschin: rubschin: Bedtime :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2012, 08:38:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
angry041:

WIMMIN

Mind you, that redhead in my dream last night seemed very keen rubschin: rubschin: Bedtime :thumbsup:

That was yer mirror point:

How's the wrist?
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2012, 08:41:14 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 08, 2012, 08:38:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
angry041:

WIMMIN

Mind you, that redhead in my dream last night seemed very keen rubschin: rubschin: Bedtime :thumbsup:

That was yer mirror point:

How's the wrist?

happy001
Title: Re: Jock The Windowcleaner
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 11:46:04 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 08, 2012, 08:38:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 08, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
angry041:

WIMMIN

Mind you, that redhead in my dream last night seemed very keen rubschin: rubschin: Bedtime :thumbsup:

That was yer mirror point:

How's the wrist?

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