The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Jilted John on March 02, 2012, 12:50:08 AM
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This is one hard pub to get into!
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Ooh a stranger in the place, morning JJ, mine's a pint
And you were right about one particular Gordon, not me dad though :thumbsup:
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Morning Jilted John!
Welcome to the pub - we have some **koff* technical issues at the moment - to be resolved over this weekend like! :thumbsup:
Oh and you were dead right about that Julie! eyes:
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah....
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah....
Slag.... eyes:
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Hi JJ, you've just arrived to find the place is closing down for redecoration noooo:
Hope there's half a mild in the pump for me.
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Welcome JJ mine is a large Pinot Grigio. hope you hang around until the decorators leave.
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Morning JJ...any criminal convictions?
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If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome :thumbsup:
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If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome :thumbsup:
That's no way to talk about Pirate noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Snoopy's had the decorators in , BM is getting the decorators in and the rest of us are in need of restoration :thumbsup:
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If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome :thumbsup:
That's no way to talk about Pirate noooo: noooo: noooo:
Yes well ..... he does leave his bike by the back door when he slips in. whistle:
Dixon of Dock Green intro Jack Warner 1973 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKB34LPhiGQ#)
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Welcome JJ. I am sure you will find it worth the effort.
A pint of my usual would be most welcome, BM will start a slate for you.
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Welcome JJ. I am sure you will find it worth the effort.
A pint of my usual would be most welcome, BM will start a slate for you.
He fecking won't! cussing:
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Where did he go?
Finally got back on after all the gubbins, and missed him.
Have to buy my own bloomin drink then
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Where did he go?
Finally got back on after all the gubbins, and missed him.
Have to buy my own bloomin drink then
JOM scared him off.... ::)
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He'll be back
Mind you, if he makes as many posts as he did hits... ;)
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He'll be back
Mind you, if he makes as many posts as he did hits... ;)
lol: lol: lol:
I may as well delete his account now then...?
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I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!
Thank you for all the welcomes! :thumbsup:
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I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!
Thank you for all the welcomes! :thumbsup:
Get the beers in then! :thumbsup:
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I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!
Thank you for all the welcomes! :thumbsup:
Have they finally turned the lights on for you ? lol:
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Haha! Yes they have thanks,but me being stupid doesn't help. ::)
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YOu will feel at home here then :thumbsup:
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YOu will feel at home here then :thumbsup:
^^^ wot he said ^^^
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or superior
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To BM yes noooo: noooo:
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Hello, A VAT for me please, and it might just as well be a double to go with that size tonic. whistle:
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
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Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
shutup:
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Bet he hears that ;)
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Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
shutup:
See I thought it would be JOM or Nick.... nonono:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
shutup:
See I thought it would be JOM or Nick.... nonono:
angel1
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Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
shutup:
See I thought it would be JOM or Nick.... nonono:
angel1
angel1 angel1
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Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.
shutup:
See I thought it would be JOM or Nick.... nonono:
angel1
angel1 angel1
angel1 angel1 angel1
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It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!
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It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!
Welcome to my world.... lol:
You'll get used to it after a while.... whistle:
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Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?
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Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?
No... noooo:
It is NEVER time for your keyboard cat video.... evil:
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It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!
Given the track record of those reprobates I'm surprised it took as long as it did JJ. lol:
Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?
No... noooo:
It is NEVER time for your keyboard cat video.... evil:
Haven't you learned yet BM, the more you tell Nick not to d something the more likely he is to have a go anyway. point:
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keyboard cat original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eGQ5VFt7P4#)
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This is my cat.
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Is it blind? eeek:
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No,just idle. ::)
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
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whacky115
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
You're chatting! :thumbsup:
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
You're chatting! :thumbsup:
You have your own thread ........
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.
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Oh sorry'I see!
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Snoopy is very convincing angel1
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Hahaha! I like this pub! :thumbsup:
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Don't bother with the competitions though ~ you'll never see a prize. evil:
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happy100
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No pub quiz?
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No pub quiz?
You could start one ............like when will BM buy a drink sort of thing ......
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We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"
Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.
As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.
Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.
Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.
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...but I think some people cheat on that one.
Surely not! <shock ~ horror>
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We could resurrect Polish the Knob angel1
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We could resurrect Polish the Knob angel1
BM started that one within an hour of LL getting on the plane. whistle:
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Be that a twat from Poland?
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We could resurrect Polish the Knob angel1
BM started that one within an hour of LL getting on the plane. whistle:
;D ;D
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Damn,you're too quick for me! scared2:
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Damn,you're too quick for me! scared2:
So you spoke to LL then........... whistle:
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I didn't say nuttin boss!
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P.S all the wimin in the pub are well revered and respected like noooo:
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Feared more like scared2:
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Wimminz! sad24:
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P.S all the wimin in the pub are well rounded and respected like noooo:
whistle:
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Rounded or pear shaped? rubschin:
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Rounded or pear shaped? rubschin:
I couldn't possibly comment.... whistle:
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Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural noooo:
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angel1
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angel1 angel1
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What?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070913/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070913/)
I saw the film in Paris in the early 70's. The storyline seems ironically appropriate for the VP ;D
A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.
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Let's all go to Venice you say? rubschin:
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.
Like when Miss D was here.... rubschin:
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If you say so lol: Having seen the film it'd be interesting to see how it compares with your home movies whistle:
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Popcorn:
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Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural noooo:
I rather think that you will find, Miss D, that the plural of Adonis is Adenoids....i.e a mass of lymph tissue. ;)
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Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural noooo:
I rather think that you will find, Miss D, that the plural of Adonis is Adenoids....i.e a mass of lymph tissue. ;)
lol: lol: lol: but also evil: evil: evil:
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.
Like when Miss D was here.... rubschin:
You on the tablets again ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Barman,are you allowed to go home when you are drunk?
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I only came in for a quick one!
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When he is drunk he has no idea where home is unless LL reels him in noooo:
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Drunk is where you find it.Hic!
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Soap theme music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE#)
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.
Like when Miss D was here.... rubschin:
You on the tablets again ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well given his penchant for wearing buckets I suppose that would make him the Mad Hatter rubschin:
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.
I never knew that.
We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"
Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.
As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.
Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.
Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.
Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.
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doh:
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Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.
And beating up The Barman all the time... evil:
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Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.
I never knew that.
We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"
Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.
As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.
Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.
Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.
Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.
On occasion there is Mornington Crescent using the VP rules.
Oh and Double Six.
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I still don't understand Mornington Crescent - but then I couldn't be arsed to read through it all noooo:
I abstain from it instead angel1
We also do bear baiting though whistle:
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I still don't understand Mornington Crescent - but then I couldn't be arsed to read through it all noooo:
I abstain from it instead angel1
We also do bear baiting though whistle:
It is too complicated for you.... happy100
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We also do bear baiting though whistle:
You'll have to wait until he finishes his hibernation ... I put his recent short visits down to unseasonal warm weather waking him early. He seems to have gone back into his cave.
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This is my cat.
He's the spitting image of my cat!
So that's why he doesn't always eat his food then, he round yours