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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Jilted John on March 02, 2012, 12:50:08 AM

Title: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 02, 2012, 12:50:08 AM
This is one hard pub to get into!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 04:40:15 AM
Ooh a stranger in the place, morning JJ, mine's a pint

And you were right about one particular Gordon, not me dad though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 06:27:37 AM
Morning Jilted John!

Welcome to the pub - we have some **koff* technical issues at the moment - to be resolved over this weekend like!  :thumbsup:

Oh and you were dead right about that Julie!  eyes:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 06:38:46 AM
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah....
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 06:40:15 AM
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah....

Slag....  eyes:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2012, 07:05:18 AM
Hi JJ, you've just arrived to find the place is closing down for redecoration  noooo:

Hope there's half a mild in the pump for me.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2012, 07:12:24 AM
Welcome JJ mine is a large Pinot Grigio. hope you hang around until the decorators leave.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Pirate on March 02, 2012, 07:19:36 AM
Morning JJ...any criminal convictions?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 07:56:31 AM
If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2012, 08:00:34 AM
If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome  :thumbsup:

That's no way to talk about Pirate  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2012, 08:04:58 AM
Snoopy's had the decorators in , BM is getting the decorators in and the rest of us are  in need of restoration  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:05:35 AM
If it was easy we'd get any old riff-raff in here. Welcome  :thumbsup:

That's no way to talk about Pirate  noooo: noooo: noooo:


Yes well ..... he does leave his bike by the back door when he slips in.  whistle:

Dixon of Dock Green intro Jack Warner 1973 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKB34LPhiGQ#)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2012, 10:13:39 AM
Welcome JJ. I am sure you will find it worth the effort.

A pint of my usual would be most welcome, BM will start a slate for you.

Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 10:31:01 AM
Welcome JJ. I am sure you will find it worth the effort.

A pint of my usual would be most welcome, BM will start a slate for you.

He fecking won't!  cussing:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: barmisspah? on March 02, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
Where did he go?
Finally got back on after all the gubbins, and missed him.
Have to buy my own bloomin drink then
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2012, 07:13:05 AM
Where did he go?
Finally got back on after all the gubbins, and missed him.
Have to buy my own bloomin drink then

JOM scared him off....  ::)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
He'll be back

Mind you, if he makes as many posts as he did hits...   ;)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2012, 09:00:56 AM
He'll be back

Mind you, if he makes as many posts as he did hits...   ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

I may as well delete his account now then...?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 05, 2012, 11:32:29 AM
I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!

Thank you for all the welcomes!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!

Thank you for all the welcomes!  :thumbsup:

Get the beers in then!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2012, 11:36:17 AM
I'm so sorry peoples,I didn't know I was here!

Thank you for all the welcomes!  :thumbsup:

Have they finally turned the lights on for you ?  lol:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 05, 2012, 11:46:50 AM
Haha! Yes they have thanks,but me being stupid doesn't help.  ::)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2012, 11:48:22 AM
YOu will feel at home here then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2012, 11:51:21 AM
YOu will feel at home here then  :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2012, 06:04:22 PM
or superior
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2012, 06:05:11 PM
To BM yes  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 05, 2012, 08:58:46 PM
Hello, A VAT for me please, and it might just as well  be a double to go with that size tonic.   whistle:

Will be on Ricards the rest of the week. 
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2012, 10:49:24 PM
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.

 shutup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 05:51:11 AM
Bet he hears that  ;)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2012, 06:35:03 AM
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.

 shutup:

See I thought it would be JOM or Nick....     nonono:








happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 07:10:53 AM
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.

 shutup:

See I thought it would be JOM or Nick....     nonono:


 angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Pirate on March 06, 2012, 08:16:12 AM
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.

 shutup:

See I thought it would be JOM or Nick....     nonono:


 angel1

 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 09:03:11 AM
Will be on Ricards the rest of the week.

 shutup:

See I thought it would be JOM or Nick....     nonono:


 angel1

 angel1 angel1

 angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 12:56:59 PM
It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!

Welcome to my world....  lol:

You'll get used to it after a while....  whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 12:58:06 PM
Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 12:59:36 PM
Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?

No...  noooo:

It is NEVER time for your keyboard cat video....  evil:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2012, 01:02:10 PM
It was only a thread saying hello,and it's been hijacked!

Given the track record of those reprobates I'm surprised it took as long as it did JJ. lol:

Is it time for my Keyboard Cat video?

No...  noooo:

It is NEVER time for your keyboard cat video....  evil:

Haven't you learned yet BM, the more you tell Nick not to d something the more likely he is to have a go anyway.  point:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:03:27 PM
keyboard cat original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eGQ5VFt7P4#)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:05:15 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1235.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff422%2Fjohnfromwales1%2FDSC00049-1-1.jpg%3Ft%3D1317829750&hash=b7a10efeceedd8d81bb8bb872baed0a34fc0f412)

This is my cat.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:06:25 PM
Is it blind?  eeek:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:08:38 PM
No,just idle. ::)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:18:43 PM
Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 01:20:18 PM
Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?

You're chatting!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 01:25:21 PM
Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?

You're chatting!  :thumbsup:

You have your own thread ........
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 01:29:39 PM
Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?

The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:32:03 PM
Oh sorry'I see!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:33:53 PM
Snoopy is very convincing  angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:37:25 PM
Hahaha! I like this pub! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2012, 01:40:09 PM
Don't bother with the competitions though ~ you'll never see a prize.  evil:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:41:02 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:45:55 PM
No pub quiz?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 01:48:44 PM
No pub quiz?

You could start one ............like when will BM buy a drink sort of thing ......
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 01:52:05 PM
We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"

Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.

As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.

Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.

Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2012, 01:55:17 PM
...but I think some people cheat on that one.


Surely not! <shock ~ horror>
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 01:56:05 PM
We could resurrect Polish the Knob  angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 01:57:44 PM
We could resurrect Polish the Knob  angel1

BM started that one within an hour of LL getting on the plane.  whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:57:58 PM
Be that a twat from Poland?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 01:58:29 PM
We could resurrect Polish the Knob  angel1

BM started that one within an hour of LL getting on the plane.  whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 02:00:04 PM
Damn,you're too quick for me! scared2:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 02:01:22 PM
Damn,you're too quick for me! scared2:

So you spoke to LL then........... whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 02:03:17 PM
I didn't say nuttin boss!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 02:15:37 PM
P.S all the wimin in the pub are well revered and respected like  noooo:

Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 02:17:39 PM
Feared more like  scared2:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 03:07:31 PM
Wimminz! sad24:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 03:13:15 PM
P.S all the wimin in the pub are well rounded and respected like  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 03:16:12 PM
Rounded or pear shaped?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 03:20:06 PM
Rounded or pear shaped?  rubschin:

I couldn't possibly comment....  whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 03:49:37 PM
Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural  noooo:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 03:55:01 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 03:56:03 PM
 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2012, 04:19:00 PM
What?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070913/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070913/)

I saw the film in Paris in the early 70's.  The storyline seems ironically appropriate for the VP  ;D

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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 04:20:36 PM
Let's all go to Venice you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 05:13:16 PM
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.

Like when Miss D was here....  rubschin:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2012, 05:38:48 PM
If you say so  lol:    Having seen the film it'd be interesting to see how it compares with your home movies  whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 05:41:49 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2012, 05:52:19 PM
Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural  noooo:

I rather think that you will find, Miss D, that the plural of Adonis is Adenoids....i.e a mass of lymph tissue. ;)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2012, 06:10:55 PM
Oh I do forget that this board is full of Adonis (s) - plural  noooo:

I rather think that you will find, Miss D, that the plural of Adonis is Adenoids....i.e a mass of lymph tissue. ;)

 lol: lol: lol: but also  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 07:01:04 PM
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.

Like when Miss D was here....  rubschin:

You on the tablets again ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 07:21:58 PM
Barman,are you allowed to go home when you are drunk?
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
I only came in for a quick one!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 07:24:44 PM
When he is drunk he has no idea where home is unless LL reels him in  noooo:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 07:32:45 PM
Drunk is where you find it.Hic!
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 07:47:32 PM
Soap theme music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE#)
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2012, 08:00:00 PM
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A young American woman (Sydne Rome) traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems right. Her visit becomes an absurd, decadent, oversexed version of "Alice in Wonderland", with Marcello Mastroianni as the maddest of mad hatters and Roman Polanski a kinky March hare.

Like when Miss D was here....  rubschin:

You on the tablets again ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Well given his penchant for wearing buckets I suppose that would make him the Mad Hatter  rubschin:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2012, 09:23:38 PM

Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?

The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.

I never knew that.



We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"

Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.

As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.

Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.

Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.

Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.

Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2012, 07:39:02 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2012, 08:02:14 AM
Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.

And beating up The Barman all the time...  evil:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2012, 08:04:20 AM

Is there a members chat room in here,or am I in it?

The whole thing is a series of rooms. You can wander anywhere but you will find that we seldom stay on topic. The general idea is that it is one long conversation in a Virtual Pub and like any pub conversation one idea will spark another hence we stray Off Topic ..... which is why we call it the "Off Topic". Different rooms have general themes but again frequently stray off the original topic as the fancy takes. Little is taken seriously for long and the p*ss is taken frequently. No offence is intended when this happens.

I never knew that.



We have mystery events ~ like "What has BM spent the charity box money on this time"

Then there was the famous "Death Bingo" game ~ lasted for months but Uncle never actually got his prize as BM drank it.

As for pub quizzes .... we are mainly too dense ~ or Nick pulls out his certificates and wins.

Only games currently running are "The Three Word Story" which if read from the beginning does actually provide a few laughs and the "I'm Bored Single word game" in which you are supposed to put down the first word that comes into your mind after you have read the previous word but I think some people cheat on that one.

Achewlee the best game is "Pedantry" which we all play.

Don't forget spotting duplicates and shouting 'AFFS'.


On occasion there is Mornington Crescent using the VP rules.

Oh and Double Six.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2012, 10:27:49 AM
I still don't understand Mornington Crescent - but then I couldn't be arsed to read through it all  noooo:

I abstain from it instead  angel1

We also do bear baiting though  whistle:
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2012, 10:39:04 AM
I still don't understand Mornington Crescent - but then I couldn't be arsed to read through it all  noooo:

I abstain from it instead  angel1

We also do bear baiting though  whistle:

It is too complicated for you.... happy100
Title: Re: What!
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2012, 11:32:10 AM

We also do bear baiting though  whistle:

You'll have to wait until he finishes his hibernation ... I put his recent short visits down to unseasonal warm weather waking him early. He seems to have gone back into his cave.
Title: Re: What!
Post by: barmisspah? on March 07, 2012, 01:09:04 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1235.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff422%2Fjohnfromwales1%2FDSC00049-1-1.jpg%3Ft%3D1317829750&hash=b7a10efeceedd8d81bb8bb872baed0a34fc0f412)

This is my cat.
He's the spitting image of my cat!
So that's why he doesn't always eat his food then, he round yours