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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 20, 2012, 06:33:42 PM

Title: Cruising
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 20, 2012, 06:33:42 PM
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   -
 
On the
rocks


# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   -
 

Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   -

Follow the captain


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.



# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
 Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both.