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Title: Give us a caption !
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2012, 08:40:08 AM
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Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 08:42:35 AM
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Glowering worker thinks "This is the first time napkins have ever appeared in the canteen"




Note also Cameron's table is the only one with a table cloth
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2012, 08:44:47 AM
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"AAhhhhhhhhh  , no matter how much I cover my ears I can still hear this incessant droning "
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 08:47:19 AM
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"If only I'd known which packet they were going to put in front of this twat"
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2012, 08:51:38 AM
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" All this talk of inequality, it really is not true that my cup over runneth whilst others have nothing "  whistle:
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2012, 08:56:26 AM
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" I fucking despise you "

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
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"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 18, 2012, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
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"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!
Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2012, 02:32:38 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 18, 2012, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
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"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!

Not to a purist I have no doubt but the makers claim that's what it is.
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Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2012, 06:35:15 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2012, 02:32:38 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 18, 2012, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 17, 2012, 08:40:08 AM
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"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!

Not to a purist I have no doubt but the makers claim that's what it is.
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No, Quakers claim it is porridge not porage.

Title: Re: Give us a caption !
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 06:41:32 PM
Made by gingers  cussing: cussing: