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Title: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 01:33:49 PM: I confess to one that was my fault and several rear end shunts which were not my fault.

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Title: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 01:35:12 PM: I confess to one that was my fault and several rear end shunts which were not my fault. Oh and that collision with a canoe.

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Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 01:50:47 PM: Been hit a few times but never caused a crash myself angel1
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 01:54:58 PM: Just remembered.
Turned a RAF Mini Van on its lid back in 1966. On the Lyneham to Chippenham road. Swerved to avoid a tractor and trailer coming out of a field. Court of enquiry said I did all I could to avoid an accident.

A week later in another RAF Mini van same tractor, same farmer two fields further on ~ overturned into the ditch again.
That Court of Enquiry unfortunately consisted of the same three officers. They "suggested" that perhaps my speed might have been excessive. redface:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2012, 04:01:47 PM: A couple of parking/maneuvering type dinks.
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2012, 04:02:47 PM: Déjà vu rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 04:04:09 PM: Why are there two? Has LL done it again? Or has BM gubbed it?
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2012, 04:29:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2012, 04:04:09 PM
Why are there two? Has LL done it again? Or has BM gubbed it?

You started them both you mong... evil:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 04:35:21 PM: Well I would suggest this is redundnant - just delete it :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 04:38:46 PM: Has she crashed it again then?
Title: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 04:51:03 PM: All nice and ready like :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 04:55:31 PM: This is a thread car crash. Is LL in charge of the knobs? cussing:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 04:57:32 PM: No ~ I am today ... all three are now merged.
Title: Re: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2012, 05:00:04 PM: "cut and shunt"
Title: Re: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 05:01:29 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2012, 05:00:04 PM
"cut and shunt"

Spoonerism I assume. lol:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2012, 06:40:21 PM: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 10:55:27 PM: I see LL is threatening to keep practising :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new car crashes combined thread
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2012, 08:53:31 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2012, 10:55:27 PM
I see LL is threatening to keep practising :thumbsup:

Holy shit... noooo: