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Title: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 08:37:15 PM: Before your post boxes become inundated, the emails swamp your in -boxes and your phones face meltdown with the mahoosive amount of texts.

From me to you with love lol:

Happy Valentines Day VP’ers

For Snoopy
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For BM
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For Nick
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For Miss C
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Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2012, 08:39:46 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 08:41:43 PM: Some people are soooooooooooooo ungrateful noooo:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2012, 08:50:51 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F7wkstawa3%2F292801_10150280761076958_748856957_8190856_3331337_a.jpg&hash=19d8c713d7717a0ffe323e89372e85f6268156b4) (http://postimage.org/)

Sweaty noooo:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 08:51:22 PM: Bugger off my Facebook you cussing:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2012, 08:52:26 PM: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2012, 08:54:38 PM: Awwwwwww ..... Thanks! I shall have to print it out and shove it in me letterbox redface:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2012, 09:19:22 PM: Thanks Miss D... cloud9:

So today was spent talking to HMRC and trawling the net... ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 09:22:22 PM: lol:

Oh no takes no time if you know what you're searching for ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2012, 10:06:01 PM: Awww! Thanks Miss D, my one and ony card this year no doubt sad24:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 10:09:41 PM: I don't believe that for a second ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2012, 10:42:26 PM: Because I'm an old romantic at heart...

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Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2012, 10:56:38 PM: cloud9:

How very kind young lady.

I am sure your postman will be exhausted tomorrow.
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2012, 01:18:12 AM: Awwww........thank you....... cloud9:..........I think....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2012, 05:50:02 AM: Thank you, Miss D!
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2012, 07:07:06 AM: eeek: Miss D I didn't know you cared. Thank you.
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 07:53:45 AM: Thank you ~ I haven't had a valentine in 30 years. sad24:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2012, 08:12:46 AM: Thanks Miss D cloud9:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 08:41:35 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2012, 10:56:38 PM
cloud9:

How very kind young lady.

I am sure your postman will be exhausted tomorrow.

It's her milkman I worry about noooo:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 08:46:50 AM: My postlady is exhausted but it is from posting those heavy bills through my door Banghead
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: bodiam on February 14, 2012, 09:05:17 AM: eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 09:25:27 AM: Don't be shaking like that , there really is nothing to be scared of lol:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: bodiam on February 14, 2012, 10:56:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2012, 09:25:27 AM
Don't be shaking like that , there really is nothing to be scared of lol:
scared: eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 10:59:05 AM: It's always the ones that shout loudest eh ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 11:06:07 AM: I got a card eeek:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 11:09:58 AM: Well done you!

Any hint as to the sender?
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 11:11:17 AM: It's got a muddy paw print on it rubschin:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 11:11:58 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2012, 11:06:07 AM
I got a card eeek:

So did I - The Brat is disgusted lol:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 11:12:49 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2012, 11:11:58 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2012, 11:06:07 AM
I got a card eeek:

So did I - The Brat is disgusted lol:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 11:16:06 AM: More rude than romantic eeek:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2012, 11:24:21 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2012, 11:11:17 AM
It's got a muddy paw print on it rubschin:

Growler does love you after all cloud9:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 11:30:23 AM: It looks more like Tipsy's cloud9:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2012, 11:35:01 AM: Has she spat on it then ? lol:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 11:41:15 AM: sad32:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2012, 12:09:56 PM: margarita pracatan covers johnny mathis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wssecR85fo8#)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Misty on February 14, 2012, 01:16:14 PM: Thank you Miss D..... cloud9:
..one for you honey. ;)

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Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2012, 02:38:46 PM: Valentine's day is cancelled today. Here's mathematical proof:-

14-02-12 = 0

lol:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: bodiam on February 14, 2012, 02:51:49 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2012, 10:59:05 AM
It's always the ones that shout loudest eh ;)

http://youtu.be/XTsOyfvxeSE (http://youtu.be/XTsOyfvxeSE) whistle:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2012, 07:13:25 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 14, 2012, 08:46:50 AM
My postlady is exhausted but it is from posting those heavy bills through my door Banghead

happy100 I get heavy bills too Miss D. The feathers get everywhere. noooo:

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Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2012, 06:57:13 AM: Coming home in the tube last night I had to sit opposite a couple that were just nauseating.

She had her bounty all around her noooo: This included

- a mini heart shaped balloon on a stick
- a rectangular cushion with the word love embroidered onto it . This had been wrapped in red tissue paper but had been ripped open in delight no doubt noooo:.
- a medium sized fluffy animal creature thing carrying a heart saying 'for you ' ::)
- a mahooosive tube ( about a metre in size ) of Swizzels Love Heart , which she started consuming and telling hime what each sweet was inscribed with
- and of course the obligatory bunch of flowers.

What really made me chuckle though was that they were sitting there and he had to put his hand out and ask for her to hold it lol: lol: lol:

My Mystic Mog predictions do not foresee a lifetime's happiness for that pair whistle:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2012, 08:49:29 AM: What a tosser, fancy not getting her one of those 3' x 2' cards, that would have taken him into BJ territory ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2012, 08:53:49 AM: You need to run semenars and educate the masses ;)
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2012, 08:59:04 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 15, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
You need to run semenars and educate the masses ;)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2012, 05:40:51 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 15, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
You need to run semenars and educate the masses ;)

:thumbsup:

The masses are too busy debating though
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Misty on February 15, 2012, 06:00:45 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Because I know you love Valentines
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2012, 06:23:00 PM: SHe's on the ball :thumbsup:

Oh redface: