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Title: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 10:47:14 AM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkFmZWRjJ.KHt4UIeu2SjdcVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120211203620AAdZTBu (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkFmZWRjJ.KHt4UIeu2SjdcVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120211203620AAdZTBu)

Well, what about you? Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 12, 2012, 11:32:38 AM
One cannot help but wonder why Nick is finding so many of these types of link.

What on earth is he doing? What sites is he visiting? Is there something we should know? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 12:33:26 PM
I am restraining from putting my comment in....the gutter would be nowhere near close enough  redface:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 12:40:42 PM
One cannot help but wonder why Nick is finding so many of these types of link.

What on earth is he doing? What sites is he visiting? Is there something we should know? rubschin:

Nick is an avid reader of "Yahoo Answers" .... he is also an avid poster there but frequently has to change his name as they keep banning him for "inappropriate answers"


BM, Miss C and I also post answers on there from time to time.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 12:42:06 PM
To be fair though there are some stunningly stoopid questions and people  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 12:47:34 PM
To be fair though there are some stunningly stoopid questions and people  :thumbsup:


Indeed! One can take the p*ss a lot.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 12, 2012, 01:24:09 PM
One cannot help but wonder why Nick is finding so many of these types of link.

What on earth is he doing? What sites is he visiting? Is there something we should know? rubschin:

Nick is an avid reader of "Yahoo Answers" .... he is also an avid poster there but frequently has to change his name as they keep banning him for "inappropriate answers"



BM, Miss C and I also post answers on there from time to time.  redface:

There have obviously been a few personality changes during my absence!

When I used to haunt these parts, Nick was obsessed with exploding badgers and such -and Growler was in his Swamp. Obo was a pain in the arse and there was a feeling of war between us and the "other place"!

Evidently I have much to learn  redface:

Maybe a meander round Yahoo answers is indicated!
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 01:26:27 PM
It has its own thread  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 01:31:37 PM
One cannot help but wonder why Nick is finding so many of these types of link.

What on earth is he doing? What sites is he visiting? Is there something we should know? rubschin:

Nick is an avid reader of "Yahoo Answers" .... he is also an avid poster there but frequently has to change his name as they keep banning him for "inappropriate answers"



BM, Miss C and I also post answers on there from time to time.  redface:

There have obviously been a few personality changes during my absence!

When I used to haunt these parts, Nick was obsessed with exploding badgers and such -and Growler was in his Swamp. Obo was a pain in the arse and there was a feeling of war between us and the "other place"!

Evidently I have much to learn  redface:

Maybe a meander round Yahoo answers is indicated!

Peace or at least a truce was called with the other place ~ some on here also post there under other names. There is now a distinct difference twixt them and us. They go for ranting whilst we tend to remain light-hearted. Those that enjoy both tend to flit between the two. The other place still employs a swear filter # we have never felt the need, relying instead on the good sense of our members.

Haven't seen hide nor hair of Obo for some time ~ since about the time that GC imploded due to infighting.

Growler was forced to give up his "Swamp" and consequently that business due to obstructions from Landlords.

Nick and The Boy, having learned much from the exploding badger incident, have moved on.
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 01:39:03 PM
Oh and if you are going into Yahoo Answers keep in mind that many of them are Americans and most of them are children.
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 01:58:04 PM
Well Mrs Nick had a squirrel when we first met, but it was a present from an ex boyfriend and go consigned to a cupboard. Mrs Nick #1 had a teddy.

I have Jim  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 02:06:39 PM
If it is confession time I was given a Panda (Made out of Sheepskin and stuffed with straw) for my first birthday.

He still sits on a shelf in my bedroom, somewhat over loved and worn but precious as he is the only thing I have left of my childhood. (Apart from my mentality I suppose)
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 02:07:28 PM
I am dying to hear from Miss D for some reason  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 02:17:45 PM
I am dying to hear from Miss D for some reason  rubschin:


It'll be a Bunny but she is afraid we will misconstrue and take the p*ss.
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 02:19:02 PM
Tipsy has a tigger  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
'spect BM sleeps with a Haynes Manual.  razz:

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Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 02:21:13 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 02:22:03 PM
'spect BM sleeps with a Haynes Manual.  razz:

Too many jokes there.......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 02:23:08 PM
I know!

scared:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2012, 03:10:58 PM
Does Nick still have a fire security blanket?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Pirate on February 12, 2012, 03:37:40 PM
I am dying to hear from Miss D for some reason  rubschin:


It'll be a Bunny but she is afraid we will misconstrue and take the p*ss.

We wouldn't do that...

Bunny Boiler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZBkT0xbmU#)
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 03:39:06 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 04:03:54 PM
I am the only animal on my bed but rarely stuffed  ;D

I am a sentimental soul and have lots of keepsakes but they are for me to look at when I in that mood so they are kept out of the way from prying eyes .
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 04:08:47 PM
I shall get you a furry toy for CHristmas  angel1
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
Thank you but that's fine. I'm not a cuddly toy kinda girl   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 04:11:30 PM
I shall get you a furry toy for CHristmas  angel1

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 05:04:23 PM
I shall get you a furry toy for CHristmas  angel1


 rubschin: 

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Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 05:11:38 PM
She already has those in case JWs come a calling
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 05:50:17 PM
JW's ???
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 05:53:13 PM
Or the Mormons  ::)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_sex_in_chains_case (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_sex_in_chains_case)
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 06:02:12 PM
 eeek:

So women raping men ....because apparently fear can make you become erect and a woman perpetrator can take advantage of this ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 06:04:13 PM
I recall it well. SHe handcuffed the poor man to her bed  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2012, 08:04:36 PM
eeek:

So women raping men ....because apparently fear can make you become erect and a woman perpetrator can take advantage of this ?  rubschin:

Fear you say?  rubschin:

Where can I find something scary this evening?
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 08:08:42 PM
BOO
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
BOO
 :thumbsup:

Just a moment while I get my laptop off the floor.


Thank you old chap.
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 08:15:46 PM
eeek:

So women raping men ....because apparently fear can make you become erect and a woman perpetrator can take advantage of this ?  rubschin:

Fear you say?  rubschin:

Where can I find something scary this evening?

Do you have any mirrors in the house ?  ;)
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Pirate on February 12, 2012, 08:17:33 PM
eeek:

So women raping men ....because apparently fear can make you become erect and a woman perpetrator can take advantage of this ?  rubschin:

Fear you say?  rubschin:

Where can I find something scary this evening?

Mrs DS #1 ?
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2012, 08:21:21 PM
eeek:

So women raping men ....because apparently fear can make you become erect and a woman perpetrator can take advantage of this ?  rubschin:

Fear you say?  rubschin:

Where can I find something scary this evening?

Do you have any mirrors in the house ?  ;)

Several, but they don't seem to show my reflection.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new VP bedtime confessions thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 09:54:13 PM
Try Mr Muscle if you need your smears removing ?  ;)