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Title: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 03:43:39 PM
I was out with the lads earlier. ONe of them said that his Mrs had asked him what we talked about each week so we made a list of today's topics. They were:

HOrse racing
Barack Obama
SHaring double beds with other blokes
Sausages
Zebra stripes and horseflies
Zebra racing
Lion racing a la greyhound racing with live human bait on a trolley
FUnerals
COusins
Wrexham
Not going out in CHester at night either
A joke about sheep
A joke about Putin
Boats
Are you a captain if you own a boat?
Little Ships
War diaries
Computer printers
Dogs

NOt bad for 90 minutes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 03:47:18 PM
Gayers......... eeek:
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2012, 06:02:42 PM
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
They mentioned feetball but I switched off. I think they wanted Brian Clough for elected mayor. But he is dead.
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2012, 06:10:12 PM
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2012, 06:12:23 PM
They mentioned feetball but I switched off. I think they wanted Brian Clough for elected mayor. But he is dead.

I bumped into him at Upton Park many years ago. He ignored me.
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:12:53 PM
In which case the minute taker is suffering amnesia or from boredom ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 06:17:17 PM
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:

It was about some B&B in Auschwitz
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 01:44:31 AM
Gayers......... eeek:

 rubschin:

No talk of wimmin or feetball.

But talk about sharing a double bed with other blokes that segues into sausages  rubschin:

It was about some BBQ in Auschwitz


 noooo:
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2012, 11:34:21 AM
I am here...

As Miss D said, went to Snow Patrol at the O2 last night - totally awesome!  cloud9:

Trains were FUBAR tho... got back to Waterloo at 11:00 and next train was at 11:50. Train stopped at Hounslow with all the doors open for 10 mins and didn't make Asctot until after 1am...
Title: Re: Conversation amongst friends
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
Still at least we have trains  :thumbsup: