The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on February 10, 2012, 11:29:44 PM
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Tomorrow as a favour ........I will host bingo..... noooo:I know nothing about it or the stupid names for numbers ........I do not even know how the machine works..........
Any bingo fans on here ??
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Double six!
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Oh .........have also been told none of THOSE jokes ..... redface:........we will see..... whistle:
grandma ..strokes... rubschin:
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Have you dusted off your burgundy velvet jacket and bow tie ? ;D
Time to get your dabbers out boys and girls !
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Eyes down, look in! Not played for a while but I'm gonna try and do two cards at once
I think me dabbers dried up Miss D, can you just moisten the end for me redface:
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Bingo is a game for chavs and old women, I am sure we have neither of the above on the VP do we Snoopy?
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I'll have a look at the tip and see of it's capable of being re-used ;)
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Looking on t'internet here you go APC whistle:
1 Kelly's Eye
2 One Little Duck
3 Cup of Tea
4 Knock at the Door
5 Man Alive
6 Tom's Tricks
7 Lucky 7
8 Garden Gate
9 Doctor's Orders
10 Tony's Den
11 Legs Eleven
12 One Dozen
13 Unlucky for Some
14 Valentines Day
15 Young and Keen
16 Sweet Sixteen
17 Dancing Queen
18 Coming of Age
19 Goodbye Teens
20 One Score
21 Key of the Door
22 Two Little Ducks
23 Thee and Me
24 Two Dozen
25 Duck and Dive
26 Pick and Mix
27 Gateway to Heaven
28 Over Weight
29 Rise and Shine
30 Dirty Gertie 31 Get up and Run
32 Buckle my Shoe
33 Dirty Knee
34 Ask for More
35 Jump and Jive
36 Three Dozen
37 More than Eleven
38 Christmas Cake
39 Steps
40 Naughty Forty
41 Time for Fun
42 Winnie the Pooh
43 Down on your Knees
44 Droopy Drawers
45 Halfway There
46 Up to Tricks
47 Four and Seven
48 Four Dozen
49 PC
50 Half a Century
51 Tweak of the Thumb
52 Danny La Rue
53 Stuck in the Tree
54 Clean the Floor
55 Snakes Alive
56 Was she worth it
57 Heinz Varieties
58 Make them Wait
59 Brighton Line
60 Five Dozen 61 Baker's Bun
62 Turn on the Screw
63 Tickle Me
64 Red Raw
65 Old Age Pension
66 Clickety Click
67 Made in Heaven
68 Saving Grace
69 Either Way Up
70 Three Score and Ten
71 Bang on the Drum
72 Six Dozen
73 Queen B
74 Candy Store
75 Strive and Strive
76 Trombones
77 Sunset Strip
78 Heavens Gate
79 One More Time
80 Eight and Blank
81 Stop and Run
82 Straight On Through
83 Time for Tea
84 Seven Dozen
85 Staying Alive
86 Between the Sticks
87 Torquay in Devon
88 Two Fat Ladies
89 Nearly There
90 Top of the Shop
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"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman rubschin: point:
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there are 90 numbers........ eeek:
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"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman rubschin: point:
Why both of course , but I never thought there was any doubt over that lol:
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Oh yes
And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure whistle:
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there are 90 numbers........ eeek:
Indeedy - no worries you're glamorous assistant will help you out :thumbsup:
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"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman rubschin: point:
Why both of course , but I never thought there was any doubt over that lol:
I realised that, I was being polite ;)
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Oh yes
And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure whistle:
lol:
scared2:
Electronic or analogue system being used ?
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Oh, it's got to be analogue table tennis balls
Tell you what, we could have a practise game with APC right now to make he feel easy about tonight
APC - "where do I turn this thing on" (Miss T sighs, "just like at bloody home")
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Oh yes
And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure whistle:
These idiots live for bingo .........it is about a grand prize money all in all..........as for the machine I do not know .........will get "taught" an hour before.........
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APC "No, its still not working"
Crowd - "Get on with it"
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No pressure , I'm sure they will be perfectly reasonable when you read back the numbers and find just one or two errors whistle:
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APC (red faced) - "Right that seems to have sorted it"
Crowd muttering - "What a tossser, hope Fred gets better soon" etc
APC - "Eyes down, look in"
Lone voice - "Hang on, Elsie's not back from the toilet yet"
Other voices - "That's her tough luck, gerron with it"
Lone voice jumps up menacingly and heads towards other voices
Your in charge APC, sort it point:
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I just keep thinking of phoenix nights........ scared2:............
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happy001
He did a short series about a bingo hall before Phoenix nights, I'm sure there may be clips on Youtube, but nobody would go lokking for them and posting them though, would they eveilgrin:
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....and don't forgot you can't accept their call if you have moved on and shouted out another number whistle:
What blood group are you , we will get the local horsepickle to stock up lol:
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Have some Proplus and stuff first like
Phoenix Nights- Jerry Tripping (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXHtokQ2bxc#)
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I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:
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I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:
You know you have to do the numbers in Greek and English don't you...? whistle:
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Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ? whistle:
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She did, but he didn't know what morning was
Shouts from some - "You're going to fast"
Shouts from others - "You're going to slow"
You'll have nothing to worry about APC point:
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Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ? whistle:
oh she thinks it is highly amusing...........even phoned her parents to laugh..........
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Did they take the opportunity to tell her that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person' lol:
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That's so wrong. We're all taking this seriously and trying to make you feel comfortable with how it will go, and Miss T is undoing our good work like whistle:
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Did they take the opportunity that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person' lol:
evil:
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10 - Dave's Den, surely.
That is all.
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Did they take the opportunity that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person' lol:
evil:
point:
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Its bingo time!! I think they have wifi there so I shall keep you updated. :thumbsup:
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You are too good to us Miss T cloud9:
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It's going to be a fiasco :thumbsup:
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We are here. He is learning to use the machine but his balls keep sticking. noooo:
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Wot he said ^^^
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Fiasco™ ... a game of wrong numbers rubschin:
:thumbsup:
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Nobody here. Eyes down at 7;30 and there are 3 people. happy002
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They must have heard he was coming ::) Get playing and win the top prize
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I won the jackpot last time, they will think its fixed. noooo:
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Who are "they"?
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fukin pissin myself. He's gone all posh, never heard him talk in this accent before! We shall call this his bingo voice. He's totally taking the piss out of them and they can't see it. Never laughed so much. happy002
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eeek:
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smashy and nicey. noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Likes role play does he then Miss T ? ;)
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Mr Thread?
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fukin pissin myself. He's gone all posh, never heard him talk in this accent before! We shall call this his bingo voice. He's totally taking the piss out of them and they can't see it. Never laughed so much. happy002
Please tell me this is going to end up on Youtube Miss T whistle:
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should have rigged up a live feed so you could all watch..... next time. eveilgrin:
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How bad was it?
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In my defence........I got bored .......... redface:
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This should be good Popcorn:
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and in my defence....I got drunk. redface:
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Normal night then Miss T whistle: