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Title: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2012, 11:29:44 PM
Tomorrow as a favour ........I will host bingo..... noooo:I know nothing about it or the stupid names for numbers ........I do not even know how the machine works..........

Any bingo fans on here ??
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
Double six!
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2012, 11:32:27 PM
Oh .........have also been told none of THOSE jokes ..... redface:........we will see..... whistle:

grandma ..strokes... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:33:43 AM
Have you dusted off your burgundy velvet jacket and bow tie ?  ;D

Time to get your dabbers out boys and girls !
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:40:25 AM
Eyes down, look in! Not played for a while but I'm gonna try and do two cards at once

I think me dabbers dried up Miss D, can you just moisten the end for me  redface:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: bodiam on February 11, 2012, 06:41:13 AM
Bingo is a game for chavs and old women, I am sure we have neither of the above on the VP do we Snoopy?
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:42:49 AM
I'll have a look at the tip and see of it's capable of being re-used  ;)
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:43:30 AM
Looking on t'internet here you go APC   whistle:

1    Kelly's Eye
2    One Little Duck
3    Cup of Tea
4    Knock at the Door
5    Man Alive
6    Tom's Tricks
7    Lucky 7
8    Garden Gate
9    Doctor's Orders
10    Tony's Den
11    Legs Eleven
12    One Dozen
13    Unlucky for Some
14    Valentines Day
15    Young and Keen
16    Sweet Sixteen
17    Dancing Queen
18    Coming of Age
19    Goodbye Teens
20    One Score
21    Key of the Door
22    Two Little Ducks
23    Thee and Me
24    Two Dozen
25    Duck and Dive
26    Pick and Mix
27    Gateway to Heaven
28    Over Weight
29    Rise and Shine
30    Dirty Gertie   31    Get up and Run
32    Buckle my Shoe
33    Dirty Knee
34    Ask for More
35    Jump and Jive
36    Three Dozen
37    More than Eleven
38    Christmas Cake
39    Steps
40    Naughty Forty
41    Time for Fun
42    Winnie the Pooh
43    Down on your Knees
44    Droopy Drawers
45    Halfway There
46    Up to Tricks
47    Four and Seven
48    Four Dozen
49    PC
50    Half a Century
51    Tweak of the Thumb
52    Danny La Rue
53    Stuck in the Tree
54    Clean the Floor
55    Snakes Alive
56    Was she worth it
57    Heinz Varieties
58    Make them Wait
59    Brighton Line
60    Five Dozen   61    Baker's Bun
62    Turn on the Screw
63    Tickle Me
64    Red Raw
65    Old Age Pension
66    Clickety Click
67    Made in Heaven
68    Saving Grace
69    Either Way Up
70    Three Score and Ten
71    Bang on the Drum
72    Six Dozen
73    Queen B
74    Candy Store
75    Strive and Strive
76    Trombones
77    Sunset Strip
78    Heavens Gate
79    One More Time
80    Eight and Blank
81    Stop and Run
82    Straight On Through
83    Time for Tea
84    Seven Dozen
85    Staying Alive
86    Between the Sticks
87    Torquay in Devon
88    Two Fat Ladies
89    Nearly There
90    Top of the Shop
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:47:20 AM
"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman  rubschin:   point:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 06:48:18 AM
 there are 90 numbers........ eeek:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:51:40 AM
"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman  rubschin:   point:

Why both of course  , but  I never thought there was any doubt over that  lol:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:52:32 AM
Oh yes

And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you  point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:52:47 AM
there are 90 numbers........ eeek:

Indeedy - no worries you're glamorous assistant will help you out  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:53:21 AM
"Looking on t'internet" me arse.... chav or old woman  rubschin:   point:

Why both of course  , but  I never thought there was any doubt over that  lol:

I realised that, I was being polite  ;)
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:53:50 AM
Oh yes

And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you  point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure  whistle:


 lol:

 scared2:

Electronic or analogue system being used ?
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:56:28 AM
Oh, it's got to be analogue table tennis balls

Tell you what, we could have a practise game with APC right now to make he feel easy about tonight

APC - "where do I turn this thing on" (Miss T sighs, "just like at bloody home")
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 06:57:49 AM
Oh yes

And different games, line first, full house, regional game, national game. You'll be alright though, nothing whatsoever to worry about for you  point: , none of those women take it seriously even if you get it wrong, they'll be very understanding, of that I'm sure  whistle:

These idiots live for bingo .........it is about a grand prize money all in all..........as for the machine I do not know .........will get "taught" an hour before.........
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 06:58:50 AM
APC "No, its still not working"

Crowd - "Get on with it"
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 07:00:35 AM
No pressure , I'm sure they will be perfectly reasonable when you read back the numbers and find just one or two errors  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
APC (red faced) - "Right that seems to have sorted it"

Crowd muttering - "What a tossser, hope Fred gets better soon" etc

APC - "Eyes down, look in"

Lone voice - "Hang on, Elsie's not back from the toilet yet"

Other voices - "That's her tough luck, gerron with it"

Lone voice jumps up menacingly and heads towards other voices


Your in charge APC, sort it  point:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 07:04:44 AM
I just keep thinking of phoenix nights........ scared2:............
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
 happy001

He did a short series about a bingo hall before Phoenix nights, I'm sure there may be clips on Youtube, but nobody would go lokking for them and posting them though, would they  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 07:10:34 AM
....and don't forgot you can't accept their call if you have moved on and shouted out another number  whistle:

What blood group are you , we will get the local horsepickle to stock up  lol:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 07:11:41 AM
Have some Proplus and stuff first like

Phoenix Nights- Jerry Tripping (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXHtokQ2bxc#)
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 07:21:01 AM
I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
I am sure the guy who I am helping out, knew I was pissed when he phoned me....... evil:

You know you have to do the numbers in Greek and English don't you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 07:22:10 AM
Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 07:25:42 AM
She did, but he didn't know what morning was

Shouts from some - "You're going to fast"

Shouts from others - "You're going to slow"


You'll have nothing to worry about APC  point:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 07:26:10 AM
Hasn't Miss T told you never to answer the phone in the morning ?  whistle:

 oh she thinks it is highly amusing...........even phoned her parents to laugh..........
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
Did they take the opportunity to tell her  that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person'  lol:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 07:30:56 AM
That's so wrong. We're all taking this seriously and trying to make you feel comfortable with how it will go, and Miss T is undoing our good work like  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2012, 07:31:28 AM
Did they take the opportunity that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person'  lol:


 evil:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 11, 2012, 08:32:08 AM
10 - Dave's Den, surely.

That is all.
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2012, 08:32:26 AM
Did they take the opportunity that this sort of thing was inevitable when you date an 'older person'  lol:


 evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 04:10:04 PM
Its bingo time!! I think they have wifi there so I shall keep you updated.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 04:11:38 PM
You are too good to us Miss T  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 04:13:07 PM
It's going to be a fiasco  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 04:59:14 PM
We are here. He is learning to use the machine but his balls keep sticking. noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 11, 2012, 04:59:23 PM
Wot he said ^^^
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Pastis on February 11, 2012, 04:59:38 PM
Fiasco™  ... a game of wrong numbers  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 05:10:32 PM
Nobody here. Eyes down at 7;30 and there are 3 people. happy002
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 05:12:20 PM
They must have heard he was coming  ::)  Get playing and win the top prize
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 05:13:20 PM
I won the jackpot last time, they will think its fixed. noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 05:15:07 PM
Who are "they"?
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 06:25:53 PM
fukin pissin myself. He's gone all posh, never heard him talk in this accent before! We shall call this his bingo voice. He's totally taking the piss out of them and they can't see it. Never laughed so much. happy002
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 06:27:25 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
smashy and nicey.  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 06:46:16 PM
Likes role play does he then Miss T ?  ;)
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 06:46:51 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2012, 06:52:04 PM
fukin pissin myself. He's gone all posh, never heard him talk in this accent before! We shall call this his bingo voice. He's totally taking the piss out of them and they can't see it. Never laughed so much. happy002

Please tell me this is going to end up on Youtube Miss T  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 12, 2012, 12:29:29 PM
should have rigged up a live feed so you could all watch..... next time. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 12:56:47 PM
How bad was it?
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 01:03:05 PM
In my defence........I got bored .......... redface:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2012, 01:05:04 PM
This should be good  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Misty on February 12, 2012, 01:06:27 PM
and in my defence....I got drunk. redface:
Title: Re: Bingo ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2012, 05:24:33 PM
Normal night then Miss T  whistle: