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Title: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 08:11:26 AM
As our resident lettuce expert perhaps Tipsy can offer some words of wisdom.

Why can I not buy varieties of lettuce unless I buy a bag of mixed leaf?

Bags of mixed leaf, once opened, go soggy within a day or so. There is too much in a bag to eat in 24 hours unless you are a family of rabbits but only occasionally do I see a whole lettuce of any variety other than Iceberg (which I hate)

Yet when I was a kid Me Dad (and his Dad too) used to grow several varieties. Once cut at the stalk Mum would place them in a bowl of water with a little piece of coal and they stayed fresh for a week. Now I have to buy a bag of mixed leaf and within a few hours of opening the leaves are all slimy and have to be thrown away.

I reckon that we throw away over half of each bag. Good for the supermarkets no doubt but not good for the household budget.  cussing:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 08, 2012, 08:24:15 AM
It's cos you live in the middle of nowhere  whistle:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 08:34:09 AM
Probably  tunble:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 09:40:28 AM
It's cos you live in the middle of nowhere  whistle:

Another fecking earworm!  cussing:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 08, 2012, 12:03:27 PM
Probably  tunble:

DS will understand... noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 12:31:58 PM
Probably  tunble:

DS will understand... noooo:

Oh I got the pun but elected to ignore it.  razz:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:43 PM
Probably  tunble:

DS will understand... noooo:

Oh I got the pun but elected to ignore it.  razz:

You're a little gem  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2012, 02:28:06 PM
Probably  tunble:

DS will understand... noooo:

Don't worry everyone missed my Snoopy/pan joke yesterday........ noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Probably  tunble:

DS will understand... noooo:

Don't worry everyone missed my Snoopy/pan joke yesterday........ noooo:

I never laugh at toilet humour.  whistle:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 09, 2012, 06:46:22 AM
Back to Snoops...  the Staff here get my... wait for it ... curly leaf from Painsbury's.   Im not a fan of any others they sell this side of the channel.   This is more like it!


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Ff91euevmp%2FForest_of_Dean_July_2o11_496.jpg&hash=2727ab9ea3e395e8743ab126945507343b861433) (http://postimage.org/image/f91euevmp/)

Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 07:19:49 AM
You were focussing on the Diagram 636 sign I see  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2012, 02:09:12 PM
Back to Snoops...  the Staff here get my... wait for it ... curly leaf from Painsbury's.   Im not a fan of any others they sell this side of the channel.   This is more like it!


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Ff91euevmp%2FForest_of_Dean_July_2o11_496.jpg&hash=2727ab9ea3e395e8743ab126945507343b861433) (http://postimage.org/image/f91euevmp/)

That anorak doesn't look like there is much Lycra in it, and where did you park your bike?
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2012, 02:25:48 PM
You were focussing on the Diagram 636 sign I see  :thumbsup:

Always working....  noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 02:27:54 PM
Back to Snoops...  the Staff here get my... wait for it ... curly leaf from Painsbury's.   Im not a fan of any others they sell this side of the channel.   This is more like it!


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Ff91euevmp%2FForest_of_Dean_July_2o11_496.jpg&hash=2727ab9ea3e395e8743ab126945507343b861433) (http://postimage.org/image/f91euevmp/)

That anorak doesn't look like there is much Lycra in it, and where did you park your bike?

Miss T was tying her shoelace nearby
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 09, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
You were focussing on the Diagram 636 sign I see  :thumbsup:

I thought it was an exceptionally interesting specimen as it includes the 'except for the little train' sign.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 05:51:14 PM
That's so it can get to the patisserie like  whistle:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 05:59:31 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 09, 2012, 06:04:39 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2012, 09:18:17 PM
That's so it can get to the patisserie like  whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2012, 10:37:46 AM
That's so it can get to the patisserie like  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2012, 10:38:31 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2012, 11:49:37 AM
cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Question for Tipsy
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2012, 11:50:59 AM
cussing:

 point: point: point: