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Title: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 07:24:20 PM
Finally  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: tel on February 02, 2012, 07:26:03 PM
Saw piccie
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2012, 07:31:41 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2012, 07:43:52 PM
Wonderful news, we could decorate the spare room and make it into a nursery.  I propose the VP knitting club be reformed.  Has anyone on here ever knitted booties?
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2012, 07:50:52 PM
 Popcorn:    Shrugs:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 07:52:57 PM
A Babby!  cloud9:

Fuck you Nick!  point:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Bloody typical eh ...after all these years he's the last one to say it  noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2012, 07:55:03 PM
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 07:56:22 PM
Bloody typical eh ...after all these years he's the last one to say it  noooo:

I know... I can't believe he missed it! happy001
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Well done ...............
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2012, 08:02:19 PM
What's going on...
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
What's going on...

A Babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
Not much of a detective  noooo:...I would have thought reply number 3 made it fairly clear  rubschin:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 08:20:45 PM
Not much of a detective  noooo:...I would have thought reply number 3 made it fairly clear  rubschin:

Too cryptic...  lol:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 08:24:58 PM
Oh of course  lol:


Dear Pirate .... W e n c h y   i s  p r e g n a n t   a n d   w i l l   b e  h a v i n g   a  b a b y .

Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2012, 08:27:02 PM
Well...you op did not say that...for all I know she may have just slotted Mr W
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 08:27:54 PM
You have clearly overdosed on crackers  noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2012, 09:03:07 PM
Congratulations Wenchy  cloud9:

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Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 09:14:24 PM
A babby  cloud9: TM

Ninian  rubschin:
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Post by: Misty on February 02, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
best wishes to you all..


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fpmkia5zqf%2Fbaby.jpg&hash=dff3f46d8222d1b0b6e231c52f8b2c0b05047554) (http://postimage.org/image/pmkia5zqf/)
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2012, 09:30:47 PM
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench.  :thumbsup:

Say bye-bye to the idea of a full nights sleep and remember you will never again look at a pot of mustard in the same way.  ;)
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2012, 09:35:11 PM
Oh Darwin  Spank2:

And you get the full range, English, French, german before moving on to the coarse grain stuff
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2012, 09:40:16 PM
Oh Darwin  Spank2:

And you get the full range, English, French, german before moving on to the coarse grain stuff

Exactly, you dont learn that in parenting classes.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 03, 2012, 06:23:55 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I can do bootees Miss C.  ;D
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 06:47:05 AM
A babby  cloud9: TM

Ninian  rubschin:

Tooo slow!  point: point: point: point:

You snoozed and you loozed! happy001
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2012, 08:11:44 AM
Hurrah!

congrats to both of you.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:40:18 PM
Will there be a thread where we may suggest names for the Wench-cub(s)?

Separate choices for Wenchlets and Wenchlettes?

Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:42:27 PM
Ninian, apparently  rubschin:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:44:39 PM
Ninian, apparently  rubschin:
or Ninienne?

Unless they have successfully played 'Where's Willy' on the scan photos of course.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:45:44 PM
I think they have  noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:48:04 PM
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

Tarquin.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:49:10 PM
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 12:52:19 PM
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:

That is a certainty.  noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 01:01:12 PM
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

Tarquin.

Harry surely  rubschin:

Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2012, 01:02:42 PM
OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.

Tarquin.

Harry surely  rubschin:

Can they tell the hair colour from scans these days as well?

Amazing.  eeek:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2012, 03:09:11 PM
His friends will call him Ninny for short, like  :thumbsup:

Prospective parents can be so selfish and never seem to think things through.

I am thrilled for Wenchy but Ninian? That's a football ground (Cardiff City ~ Mr Wenches' second home) or at least it was until they moved to a new ground a couple of years ago. It is also an area of Cardiff. The kid will hate it in later years and will never forgive them.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 03:22:46 PM
Could be worse... the could call the poor thing Nick... noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 03:27:01 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2012, 03:35:52 PM
cussing:

Zakly...  ::)
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.

Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 10:59:41 AM
Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.

Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:

Phew! Thank the Lord for that.


Our "Bumps" all had names none of which were ultimately used.


BTW he/she will look a lot like an angry Winston Churchill. I tell you this because you will not see the resemblance and nobody will tell you so. Rest assured the likeness only lasts a short while.  ;D


You're not going to Welshify matters by calling it xxxxxx ap G are you?
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 11:02:40 AM
All babies look like WInston Churchill  ::)
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 11:06:49 AM
All babies look like WInston Churchill  ::)


Not to their mothers they don't.  noooo:


I got into a lot of trouble for complaining, in jest, to the midwife that I was hoping for 6 collie puppies rather than the THW.

Woodstock also horrified the midwife by exclaiming "Fvck! That's ugly"

Apparently honesty is not a welcome thing in maternity wards.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 11:07:56 AM
 razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:12:06 AM
I am fairly confident it will be unattractive every baby I've seen thus far has been! lol:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 11:19:45 AM
They make horrid smells too  sick2:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:26:28 AM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
They make horrid smells too  sick2:


Ah yes ~ the never to be forgotten stench of baby puke throughout the house and on all your clothes  sick2:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 11:35:05 AM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 11:36:54 AM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:

No you just walk the shit around the house.  whistle:



PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 11:38:25 AM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

I don't do nappies either....  whistle:

No you just walk the shit around the house.  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:43:13 AM
Cracked nipples, I think I may pass out.
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 11:46:14 AM

PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.

Indeedio

Wenchy you will now be the lucky recipient of all sorts of weird and wonderful advice, horror stories and government regurgitated emotional blackmail.

Just accept that sometimes the best laid plans never work out. That pain relief is a good thing. That the NCT are completely cuckoo and that bottle feeding is a perfectly acceptable alternative and you will be fine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Bar Wench on February 05, 2012, 11:49:55 AM
I think all pregnant people and the "professionals" that go with them are nuts. A colleague is due a couple of days before me and she is obsessed with cots and buggies. I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 12:20:08 PM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it  point:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2012, 12:30:47 PM
I can't get past maternity knickers

Few people can.  noooo:
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2012, 01:51:43 PM
I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?


I don't think I will ever forget "Maternity Tights"  happy002
Title: Re: Congratulations Wenchy
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 01:53:27 PM
Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.

I'm not expecting him to eat them!!

It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it  point:

Too many jokes.......... redface: