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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 07:24:20 PM
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Finally cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Saw piccie
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Popcorn:
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Wonderful news, we could decorate the spare room and make it into a nursery. I propose the VP knitting club be reformed. Has anyone on here ever knitted booties?
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Popcorn: Shrugs:
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A Babby! cloud9:
Fuck you Nick! point:
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Bloody typical eh ...after all these years he's the last one to say it noooo:
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Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Bloody typical eh ...after all these years he's the last one to say it noooo:
I know... I can't believe he missed it! happy001
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Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Well done ...............
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What's going on...
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What's going on...
A Babby! cloud9:
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Not much of a detective noooo:...I would have thought reply number 3 made it fairly clear rubschin:
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Not much of a detective noooo:...I would have thought reply number 3 made it fairly clear rubschin:
Too cryptic... lol:
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Oh of course lol:
Dear Pirate .... W e n c h y i s p r e g n a n t a n d w i l l b e h a v i n g a b a b y .
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Well...you op did not say that...for all I know she may have just slotted Mr W
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You have clearly overdosed on crackers noooo:
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Congratulations Wenchy cloud9:
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A babby cloud9: TM
Ninian rubschin:
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best wishes to you all..
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fpmkia5zqf%2Fbaby.jpg&hash=dff3f46d8222d1b0b6e231c52f8b2c0b05047554) (http://postimage.org/image/pmkia5zqf/)
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Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wench. :thumbsup:
Say bye-bye to the idea of a full nights sleep and remember you will never again look at a pot of mustard in the same way. ;)
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Oh Darwin Spank2:
And you get the full range, English, French, german before moving on to the coarse grain stuff
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Oh Darwin Spank2:
And you get the full range, English, French, german before moving on to the coarse grain stuff
Exactly, you dont learn that in parenting classes.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I can do bootees Miss C. ;D
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A babby cloud9: TM
Ninian rubschin:
Tooo slow! point: point: point: point:
You snoozed and you loozed! happy001
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Hurrah!
congrats to both of you.
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Will there be a thread where we may suggest names for the Wench-cub(s)?
Separate choices for Wenchlets and Wenchlettes?
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Ninian, apparently rubschin:
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Ninian, apparently rubschin:
or Ninienne?
Unless they have successfully played 'Where's Willy' on the scan photos of course.
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I think they have noooo:
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OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.
Tarquin.
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His friends will call him Ninny for short, like :thumbsup:
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His friends will call him Ninny for short, like :thumbsup:
That is a certainty. noooo:
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OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.
Tarquin.
Harry surely rubschin:
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OK then, we just have to persuade them to change their minds on boys names, simples.
Tarquin.
Harry surely rubschin:
Can they tell the hair colour from scans these days as well?
Amazing. eeek:
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His friends will call him Ninny for short, like :thumbsup:
Prospective parents can be so selfish and never seem to think things through.
I am thrilled for Wenchy but Ninian? That's a football ground (Cardiff City ~ Mr Wenches' second home) or at least it was until they moved to a new ground a couple of years ago. It is also an area of Cardiff. The kid will hate it in later years and will never forgive them.
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Could be worse... the could call the poor thing Nick... noooo:
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cussing:
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cussing:
Zakly... ::)
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Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.
Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:
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Ninian isn't the real name! Nor will it have a double barrel surname. It is dimly what it is called at the mo. As Snoopy points out it was Cardiff's old football ground.
Thanks folks, can't believe Nick missed out on the first babby after all these years! point:
Phew! Thank the Lord for that.
Our "Bumps" all had names none of which were ultimately used.
BTW he/she will look a lot like an angry Winston Churchill. I tell you this because you will not see the resemblance and nobody will tell you so. Rest assured the likeness only lasts a short while. ;D
You're not going to Welshify matters by calling it xxxxxx ap G are you?
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All babies look like WInston Churchill ::)
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All babies look like WInston Churchill ::)
Not to their mothers they don't. noooo:
I got into a lot of trouble for complaining, in jest, to the midwife that I was hoping for 6 collie puppies rather than the THW.
Woodstock also horrified the midwife by exclaiming "Fvck! That's ugly"
Apparently honesty is not a welcome thing in maternity wards.
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razz: razz: razz: razz:
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I am fairly confident it will be unattractive every baby I've seen thus far has been! lol:
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They make horrid smells too sick2:
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
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They make horrid smells too sick2:
Ah yes ~ the never to be forgotten stench of baby puke throughout the house and on all your clothes sick2:
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
I don't do nappies either.... whistle:
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
I don't do nappies either.... whistle:
No you just walk the shit around the house. whistle:
PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
I don't do nappies either.... whistle:
No you just walk the shit around the house. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Cracked nipples, I think I may pass out.
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PS Woodstock says moisturise the bump several times a day to avoid stretch marks and there is nothing you can do about the cracked nipples when they arrive except grin and bear it.
Indeedio
Wenchy you will now be the lucky recipient of all sorts of weird and wonderful advice, horror stories and government regurgitated emotional blackmail.
Just accept that sometimes the best laid plans never work out. That pain relief is a good thing. That the NCT are completely cuckoo and that bottle feeding is a perfectly acceptable alternative and you will be fine :thumbsup:
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I think all pregnant people and the "professionals" that go with them are nuts. A colleague is due a couple of days before me and she is obsessed with cots and buggies. I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it point:
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I can't get past maternity knickers
Few people can. noooo:
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I can't get past maternity knickers?!?!?
I don't think I will ever forget "Maternity Tights" happy002
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Brother Wench while pleased has announced he doesnt "do" nappies due to a bad gag reflex.
I'm not expecting him to eat them!!
It's just begging for an APC comment isn't it point:
Too many jokes.......... redface: