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Title: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 05:17:19 PM: OK, here's how it goes:

You must have spotted the ads at the bottom of the page (the revenue from which is keeping BM in clover!)?

Have you noticed how they are linked to some key word or other in the thread?

Well, they are.

Object of the competition is to generate the weirdest advert from words placed in the thread - for example: were I to suggest that we indulge in a quick round of Hazard Golf, we'd probably have some golf-themed ads.

Snoopy has the dubious distinction of being the final arbiter in this one.

Away the lads! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 05:19:29 PM: Hippo porn. Fat arsed women sledging. False legs
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 05:20:00 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
OK, here's how it goes:

You must have spotted the ads at the bottom of the page (the revenue from which is keeping BM in clover!)?

Have you noticed how they are linked to some key word or other in the thread?

Well, they are.

Object of the competition is to generate the weirdest advert from words placed in the thread - for example: were I to suggest that we indulge in a quick round of Hazard Golf, we'd probably have some golf-themed ads.

Snoopy has the dubious distinction of being the final arbiter in this one.

Away the lads! :thumbsup:

So how did your post bring up HDMI cables and dog food?
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 05:21:30 PM: If I post you get Origin of Species book adverts.
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 05:22:16 PM: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 05:23:24 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 18, 2012, 05:22:16 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

You get pest control ads whistle:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2012, 05:24:40 PM: I get

On the Origin of Species By Means of...
Public Domain Book...

New
On the Origin of Species
Charles Darwin

New £3.27

Best £0.55

cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 05:28:43 PM: lets try this bugger then....
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 05:30:30 PM: happy002 happy002 happy002 Brilliant!!!! I put "bugger" and it came up with padlocks and Jane Fonda!
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 05:30:49 PM: I've just been offered this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0011DLDBU?tag=virtualpub-21&camp=2202&creative=7770&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=B0011DLDBU&adid=1X9A92ZXHSE5EEHP6E4K&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virtual-pub.com%2FSMF%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D10456.0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0011DLDBU?tag=virtualpub-21&camp=2202&creative=7770&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=B0011DLDBU&adid=1X9A92ZXHSE5EEHP6E4K&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virtual-pub.com%2FSMF%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D10456.0)

scared2: rubschin: eyes:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 18, 2012, 05:31:44 PM: What Do Springs Do? David Glover New £11.49 Best £8.47
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 05:32:47 PM: Nasty bloody shins
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 05:34:10 PM: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 05:38:02 PM: horrific skiing accidents....
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 05:55:50 PM: All IT stuff... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2012, 05:56:13 PM: All right I'll have a shot.. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2012, 05:57:26 PM: A dehumidifier, a halogen convection oven and a flexi light. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2012, 06:11:15 PM: It really is a mystery to me, I have "The Mansion of Mazes", "Conspiracy" (DVD) and "Ipcress File" (VHS) rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 06:11:53 PM: Downton Abbey... Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 07:09:58 PM: This is turning into some sort of surreal Mornington Crescent game!

In which case, Albert Square
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 07:18:15 PM: Russell Hobbs
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 07:19:34 PM: Ambitious rhyming slang?
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 08:19:33 PM: J Arthur Rank
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2012, 08:23:11 PM: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Pirate on January 18, 2012, 09:09:39 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2012, 05:56:13 PM
All right I'll have a shot.. scared2:

Good job you didn't say shit instead of shot...Oh, bollocks
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 18, 2012, 10:52:04 PM: fat men wrestling
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 19, 2012, 09:22:34 AM: I'm now being offered home made bread recipes. eeek: noooo: shocked003
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 19, 2012, 09:26:20 AM: Ok I too will have a go.
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 19, 2012, 09:28:05 AM: Outer Mongolian rottweiler fanciers club with chickens.

I got The White Countess, Julia (DVD, not pan fried) and a padlock. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 09:28:13 AM: BRITA MAXTRA Water Filter Cartridge ...
Brita

Philips Imageo LED Rechargeable Candle
Philips

Nescafé Dolce Gusto Chococino 16 Cap...

shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2012, 10:53:28 AM: Michael Caine 75th Anniversary Collection ? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 11:06:48 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on January 19, 2012, 10:53:28 AM
Michael Caine 75th Anniversary Collection ? eeek:

Not a lot of people know that.

Which he never actually said.
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: beerhead on January 19, 2012, 11:33:30 AM: Double sided toupee tape?
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 12:25:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on January 19, 2012, 10:53:28 AM
Michael Caine 75th Anniversary Collection ? eeek:

rubschin:
I see it includes "The Fourth Protocol" ~ I was in charge of security for that one, got p*ssed with Mr Caine one evening.
He had an inexhaustible fund of dirty stories.

Also "Educating Rita" which was "premièred" at the Open University. I was there too and got p*ssed with Julie Walters.
She has a delightful giggle and, in those days, a very pert backside.

Drinking whilst on duty .... Moi? angel1
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 19, 2012, 12:27:34 PM: Did you notice on your last post Snoops, you managed to bring up Jack the Ripper? What don't we know about you? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 12:29:29 PM: eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51FdLoNIAuL._SL500_AA300_.jpg&hash=973bbcb742b90478f08526be1cb775e06d5c0f4b)

Nothing like me! cussing:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 12:30:13 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 19, 2012, 12:27:34 PM
Did you notice on your last post Snoops, you managed to bring up Jack the Ripper? What don't we know about you? rubschin:

Oh .... an awful lot I promise. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Misty on January 19, 2012, 12:33:45 PM: eyes: do tell...
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 01:59:01 PM: Maybe when I know you better eyes:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2012, 03:01:05 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 19, 2012, 01:59:01 PM
Maybe when I know you better eyes:

Skylanders
Activision

New £15.00

Best £7.99

Skylanders
Activision

New £12.49

Best £7.49

Skylanders
Activision

New £7.49

Best £7.49

rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advert of the thread competition
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2012, 03:02:18 PM: All I ever get is ads for the Origin of Species rubschin: