The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 09:07:24 AM
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I wonder how many others are doing this (http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/65093/pintsized-row-comes-to-a-head)
What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's Wankah: A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship ::)
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I have been thrown out of pubs in Sheffield for demanding a full pint evil:
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And every one between there and Mobberley ;)
I can hear you now, "I've been thrown out of better places than this" smile:
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I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat. ::)
He then asked me to leave evil:
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I wonder how many others are doing this (http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/65093/pintsized-row-comes-to-a-head)
What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's Wankah: A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship ::)
Bizarre! noooo:
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I wonder how many others are doing this (http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/65093/pintsized-row-comes-to-a-head)
What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's Wankah: A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship ::)
Bizarre! noooo:
Easier to top up the ale from the water tap eh? ;)
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I wonder how many others are doing this (http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/65093/pintsized-row-comes-to-a-head)
What sort of owner marches into one of his pubs on New Years Eve and shuts it down at 2030hr's Wankah: A great way to get publicity, obviously trained at the Gerald Ratner School of Salesmanship ::)
Bizarre! noooo:
Easier to top up the ale from the water tap eh? ;)
Quite so... redface:
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I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat. ::)
He then asked me to leave evil:
You should have said "can you fit a whiskey in there please " he will always say yes....then you reply "well fill the bastard up ".........Simples......... :thumbsup:
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I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat. ::)
He then asked me to leave evil:
You should have said "can you fit a whiskey in there please " he will always say yes....then you reply "well fill the bastard up ".........Simples......... :thumbsup:
drumroll:
lol:
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Well, I'm all in favour of a bit of head. Where's the harm in that? whistle:
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Mr Thread? Meet Miss Demeanor noooo:
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:thumbsup:
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eeek:
Do you want my address?
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I have it ...remember lol:
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eeek:
Do you want my address?
What are you doing in address ? Gayer:
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I did once ask the landlord who served me a pint with a full inch head on it to place it on a shelf for 10 minutes and see how much beer I actually got.
Sure enough once settled it was far short of the top of the glass. He claimed it was evaporation due to the heat. ::)
He then asked me to leave evil:
You should have said "can you fit a whiskey in there please " he will always say yes....then you reply "well fill the bastard up ".........Simples......... :thumbsup:
When the children were small, I worked in the pub next door & always gave good measure (waits for smutty remark). If the beer was playing up I would tell the customer to take a sip & then top it up. Before I could say this to one of the regulars one day, trying to be clever he came out with the 'Can you put a whisky in that', I replied 'sorry, no' - he didn't do it again.