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Title: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2012, 03:44:05 PM: AWT arrested for shoplifting (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-16465934)

Local media here are reporting that it occurred on five occasions
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 03:45:01 PM: Bizarre... noooo:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 03:45:56 PM: Too many cheese jokes....... whistle:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2012, 04:21:08 PM: E damned now whistle:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2012, 04:23:31 PM: I have emailed AWT to tell him not to let the press get to him and to keep smiling. angel1

He's a nice guy with problems. With everything else going on in the world is it really headline news BBC?
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 04:25:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on January 09, 2012, 04:21:08 PM
E damned now whistle:

drumroll:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 04:28:49 PM: Ready, steady . crook (Sun headline)..........
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2012, 04:36:24 PM: Bet Richard Madeley is breathing a sigh of relief whistle:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2012, 04:51:20 PM: For those that remember, it didn't go well for some others noooo:

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Hope he gets the help he needs.
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2012, 04:55:40 PM: Ah yes. \Lest we older ones forget sad24:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2012, 05:49:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on January 09, 2012, 04:21:08 PM
E damned now whistle:

Still, tons of others have done much worse.
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2012, 06:14:37 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2012, 04:23:31 PM
I have emailed AWT to tell him not to let the press get to him and to keep smiling. angel1

He's a nice guy with problems. With everything else going on in the world is it really headline news BBC?

Nice one Snoopy. I was only remarking earlier that I was going to do the very same tonight
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 06:32:37 PM: Just using one of his recipes .......

says a pinch of cheese............. rubschin:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 06:44:08 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 06:32:37 PM
Just using one of his recipes .......

says a pinch of cheese............. rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM: Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM: [noae]
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
[/noae]

+1 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2012, 07:24:24 PM: I like cheese cloud9:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

+1 :thumbsup:

Wot they said^^^^
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

+1 :thumbsup:

Wot they said^^^^

Hang him! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:35:25 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

+1 :thumbsup:
Wot they said^^^^

Hang him! eveilgrin:
wot e said ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:37:20 PM: Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:35:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:27:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
Bless him !! MY ARSE, THEFT IS THEFT. Anybody else would have got a fine, community service or prison and rightly so. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

+1 :thumbsup:
Wot they said^^^^

Hang him! eveilgrin:
wot e said ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :thumbsup:

I'll get me rope! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: bodiam on January 09, 2012, 07:45:10 PM: http://youtu.be/ZX3PKW8NzNM (http://youtu.be/ZX3PKW8NzNM) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2012, 09:10:50 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2012, 07:24:24 PM
I like cheese cloud9:

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Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 10, 2012, 07:06:04 AM: I just like people who liberate. cloud9:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2012, 08:30:11 AM: Worral Thompson is no thief

It was just emmental block.
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 08:31:21 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 10, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
Worral Thompson is no thief

It was just emmental block.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 08:53:58 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2FAnthony-Worrall-Thompson-Tesco-Shoplifting.jpg&hash=d66207ec5aa8241bd578ab8962ff49d129501300)
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 08:55:13 AM: Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He’s clearly run out of dough.

I went to see Ready, Steady, Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

The Anthony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine …..followed by porridge.

Asked how he feels about stealing a packet of cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn’t very mature – but he stole it anyway

“Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him”
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Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 09:05:08 AM: Why did the chicken cross the road…? Because it was in Anthony Worral Thompson's pocket…
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2012, 02:45:11 PM: They're all at it - I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat whistle:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 03:09:52 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 10, 2012, 02:45:11 PM
They're all at it - I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat whistle:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2012, 03:11:49 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 10, 2012, 02:45:11 PM
They're all at it - I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat whistle:
:sex023:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2012, 03:13:46 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2FAnthony-Worrall-Thompson-tesco.jpg&hash=964875480b9d140348bb53ad02ffed5d14b3fe68)
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2012, 03:19:01 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2012, 03:13:46 PM
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;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2012, 04:17:40 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2012, 03:13:46 PM
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drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 09:52:42 PM: Antony Worrall Thompson in The Lambshank Redemption (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJXTe0dl3Y#ws)

;D
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2012, 07:05:52 AM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2012, 09:09:34 AM: I see he is meant to be on The Sunday Night show tonight with Adrian Chiles .....can't see that working out too well.
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 15, 2012, 11:50:48 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on January 15, 2012, 09:09:34 AM
I see he is meant to be on The Sunday Night show tonight with Adrian Chiles .....can't see that working out too well.

Probably be a bit cheesy if you ask me.
Title: Re: I Didn't Realise Things Were That Tight For Him
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2012, 08:35:27 AM: £4 billion wiped off Tesco shares

Just how much cheese did the bloke nick?