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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 02:50:26 PM

Title: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 02:50:26 PM
Happy Birthday Wenchy!

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Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:37:48 PM
Happy Birthday Wenchy!

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Wenchy...  sad24:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 04:41:04 PM
Look ~ I've wished her Happy Burfday both here and on her Faceache Wall .... Wot more can I do?

Sent her and Mr Wench a Christmas Card too.

She clearly does not want to play.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:42:21 PM
Look ~ I've wished her Happy Burfday both here and on her Faceache Wall .... Wot more can I do?

Sent her and Mr Wench a Christmas Card too.

She clearly does not want to play.  shrugs:

I blame Nick...  whistle:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2012, 08:17:49 AM
I did the FB option.  If only BM had put the decorations up.... noooo:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:46:06 AM
I did the FB option.  If only BM had put the decorations up.... noooo:

I blame Nick....
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 02, 2012, 05:58:23 PM
So, no change there then!

I've away for a while and it's good to see little has changed - all problems are down to Nick!

Cheers, Marley
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 06:07:24 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Just One More on January 02, 2012, 06:30:14 PM
 eeek:  eeek:

Last post 24.04.08  noooo:  Oi! It's your round
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 07:14:06 PM
eeek:  eeek:

Last post 24.04.08  noooo:  Oi! It's your round

 ;D
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Pirate on January 02, 2012, 07:19:47 PM
Thought he was dead, like...
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 03, 2012, 07:30:03 AM
Well, someone rattled his chains.
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 12:24:12 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 12:26:21 PM
Which HMP was it, like?
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2012, 12:30:26 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 12:39:02 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2012, 12:39:45 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:

No slates...  noooo:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 12:42:34 PM
Wormwood Scrubs  noooo:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 01:08:06 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:

No slates...  noooo:

Weelllll. . . They were on the roof originally - I believe I've still got one somewhere . . .

 eyes:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2012, 01:10:08 PM
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:

No slates...  noooo:

Weelllll. . . They were on the roof originally - I believe I've still got one somewhere . . .

 eyes:

doh:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2012, 01:10:45 PM
It's a good job it's sobriety season  whistle:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2012, 01:12:06 PM
Shpeak for yershelf  razz:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 01:14:28 PM
I think I heard someone say Wormwood - in which case, an Absinthe sounds to be just what the doctor ordered. I'll have a large one please!
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
I think I heard someone say Wormwood - in which case, an Absinthe sounds to be just what the doctor ordered. I'll have a large one please!

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 01:20:52 PM
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2012, 01:23:25 PM
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 01:34:18 PM
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2012, 01:34:57 PM
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?

Baldy told me  angel1
Title: Re: Just in case she pops in like.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?

Baldy told me  angel1

You know Baldy!!!    eeek:

Bloody hell!

What's the daft sod doing these days?   (last I heard it was a ten stretch)