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Title: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 08:51:25 AM
2011 was the postiest year ever with over 76,000 valuable contributions from our members....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 08:52:47 AM
And another million posts that were just shite
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2012, 08:55:27 AM
I am sure that we can improve on that figure this year.
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2012, 08:56:28 AM
I said I am sure that we can improve on that figure this year.
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2012, 08:57:16 AM
AFFS !!!   lol:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 08:57:36 AM
Wot she said, like
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 01, 2012, 08:58:53 AM
Double six!
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 09:04:29 AM
I am sure that we can improve on that figure this year.

I said I am sure that we can improve on that figure this year.

 ;D

A great start to the year Miss C  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 09:55:23 AM
doh:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 10:27:40 AM
And for anybody that is interested... here are the statistics for the year. The server went tits-up in June so we lost those figures.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F4xqw70mqb%2Fstats.jpg&hash=27bff6ce13c60a1df25723d892b88f59ef1327b1) (http://postimage.org/image/4xqw70mqb/)

And these are the Top 20 searches that brought people to our site: -

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F5qbxp6khx%2Fstats2.jpg&hash=d40108df68930ad1c023d63a34af20e78e83d5ca) (http://postimage.org/image/5qbxp6khx/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 10:46:19 AM
Self praise is no recommendation but well done us  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 10:50:29 AM
Self praise is no recommendation but well done us  :thumbsup:

Indeed...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 04:15:47 PM
 eeek: It's bad enough one person looking for "Miss Piggy Nude", but 22 looking for it  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 04:16:51 PM
eeek: It's bad enough one person looking for "Miss Piggy Nude", but 22 looking for it  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

WOT?  eeek:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 04:22:01 PM
And these are the Top 20 searches that brought people to our site: -

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F5qbxp6khx%2Fstats2.jpg&hash=d40108df68930ad1c023d63a34af20e78e83d5ca) (http://postimage.org/image/5qbxp6khx/)

 rubschin:

See the term for the second most searched keyphrase
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:28:07 PM
eeek: It's bad enough one person looking for "Miss Piggy Nude", but 22 looking for it  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

I know... bit odd eh...?  rubschin:

Do you want to see the entire list like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 04:30:22 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said you hadn't finished, I've nearly completed me Powerpoint presentation on it, now I'm gonna have to rearrange it  ::)  ;)
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:36:42 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said you hadn't finished, I've nearly completed me Powerpoint presentation on it, now I'm gonna have to rearrange it  ::)  ;)

It is a bloody long list....

Ackchewlee Miss Piggy Nude was 91 searches for the whole year...

'Spank' had three..

'keira knightley breasts' just two along with 'vasoline pussy' and 'ginger ginger man'...

Whereas 'the only time i have disliked david frost is the period when he became inflated to an outrageous degree' and 'kathy kirby wearing stockings' only got one...

 rubschin:

Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 04:37:50 PM
ginger ginger man  rubschin:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:38:44 PM
ginger ginger man  rubschin:

 point:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2012, 06:24:24 PM
And for anybody that is interested... here are the statistics for the year. The server went tits-up in June so we lost those figures.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F4xqw70mqb%2Fstats.jpg&hash=27bff6ce13c60a1df25723d892b88f59ef1327b1) (http://postimage.org/image/4xqw70mqb/)

And these are the Top 20 searches that brought people to our site: -

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F5qbxp6khx%2Fstats2.jpg&hash=d40108df68930ad1c023d63a34af20e78e83d5ca) (http://postimage.org/image/5qbxp6khx/)

 rubschin:

What is "number of visits"

Odd that it lept from 7000 to 30,000 in the year, unless it records logs-on when the thing kept dropping out all the time?

Or is it caused by all the youngsters using i-pad/pod/phone/drops ?
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 07:30:40 PM
And for anybody that is interested... here are the statistics for the year. The server went tits-up in June so we lost those figures.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F4xqw70mqb%2Fstats.jpg&hash=27bff6ce13c60a1df25723d892b88f59ef1327b1) (http://postimage.org/image/4xqw70mqb/)

And these are the Top 20 searches that brought people to our site: -

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2F5qbxp6khx%2Fstats2.jpg&hash=d40108df68930ad1c023d63a34af20e78e83d5ca) (http://postimage.org/image/5qbxp6khx/)

 rubschin:

What is "number of visits"

Odd that it lept from 7000 to 30,000 in the year, unless it records logs-on when the thing kept dropping out all the time?

Or is it caused by all the youngsters using i-pad/pod/phone/drops ?

When we changed servers we had all the extra 'visitors' which are the spiders from the search engines....
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: Pirate on January 01, 2012, 07:35:32 PM
 char062   spider:

You mean Bodiam?
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: bodiam on January 01, 2012, 07:53:06 PM
 
char062   spider:

You mean Bodiam?


  evil:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: bodiam on January 02, 2012, 09:19:48 PM
who has nicked my avatar? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: GROWLER on January 02, 2012, 09:44:22 PM
who has nicked my avatar? eveilgrin:

Still crawling around under yer name here matey. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Posty-Post!
Post by: bodiam on January 02, 2012, 09:53:02 PM
gone off my page, I reckon pirate has half inched it Shrugs: