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Title: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
A tree branch about 7 feet long has just arrived on my sofa via the sash window  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I have a picture but can's post it as I can't seem to post any pics. The emergency glazier will be here in an hour  evil:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Pastis on December 29, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
When did you order it?
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 04:43:19 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Pastis on December 29, 2011, 04:50:19 PM
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's.  That would've really caused some damage  whistle:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 04:59:02 PM
Will this wind...? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag#)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2011, 05:04:22 PM
When did you order it?

 happy001
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2011, 05:05:30 PM
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's.  That would've really caused some damage  whistle:

 happy001  happy001

Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
When did you order it?

 happy001

This is Nick we are talking about, if he had ordered it then there would have been an entire forest on his sofa.  whistle:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: bodiam on December 29, 2011, 08:49:00 PM
Will this wind...? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag#)

 rubschin:
  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2012, 08:24:03 AM
It's coming back tomorrow.  I fear the branch was just the beginning.  scared2: May I suggest that you spend tomorrow in that wonderful library that you have found, thereby avoiding injury and being  fit enough to deal with the carnage at home. angel1

Have you done a brick laying course?
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 08:26:43 AM
Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 08:39:16 AM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:42:35 AM
Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea  :thumbsup:

He needs a root and branch review of his lifestyle....
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 08:44:28 AM
Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him  noooo:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:45:21 AM
Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him  noooo:

I think he'd understand some of it... from little acorns...
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 02, 2012, 08:48:53 AM
Leaf it out, you lot!
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:50:17 AM
Leaf it out, you lot!

Oi! Don't bark commands at us!  cussing:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 02, 2012, 08:51:01 AM
What are you gonna do about it, you sap?!
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 08:53:53 AM
My lovely thread sad24:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:54:08 AM
What are you gonna do about it, you sap?!

Not much... I'm in the autumn of my years like....  surrender:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 08:55:15 AM
See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal  problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:58:04 AM
See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal  problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:

It's all a bit creepy....  noooo:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 09:03:56 AM
See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal  problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
Yew know he is just pining for the time before he was nuts. He will be sick of more advice to spruce himself up from his elder chums.

 redface:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2012, 09:17:20 AM
Quite sow DS we need to nip this in the bud.
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 09:19:52 AM
 Yargh:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 09:30:44 AM
See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal  problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
Yew know he is just pining for the time before he was nuts. He will be sick of more advice to spruce himself up from his elder chums.

 redface:

You're saying he went nuts as he got elder...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 09:41:12 AM
Yargh:

You are famous. Take a bough.  whistle:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
Yargh:

You are famous. Take a bough.  whistle:

I think he misses Holly at this time of year like....  noooo:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 10:14:58 AM
Yargh:

You are famous. Take a bough.  whistle:

I think he misses Holly at this time of year like....  noooo:
It must be lonely being a single prick.
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 02, 2012, 11:12:42 AM
This thread is pining to be locked...
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2012, 11:15:39 AM
*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 11:21:01 AM
This thread is pining to be locked...

No, Nick enjoys us giving him the needle...  ;)
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 11:23:30 AM
Yeah, imagine pruning the insults ...be nothing left  noooo:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 11:27:33 AM
Yeah, imagine pruning the insults ...be nothing left  noooo:

Indeed... If I pruned the insults I'd be stumped for anything to say....  noooo:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 02, 2012, 01:21:36 PM
If not locked, then it should be truncated.
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 01:23:24 PM
If not locked, then it should be truncated.

doh:

Don't get it all started again you plank!  ::)
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2012, 01:57:03 PM
Wood you lot stop picking on poor old Nick  whistle:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 06:03:30 PM
*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*

Agreed.

Should I offer to lend him my big chainsaw?

What could possibly go wrong?

Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 06:08:08 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 07:15:30 PM
*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*

Agreed.

Should I offer to lend him my big chainsaw?

What could possibly go wrong?

Could you have a look at my Pepper tree...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: THIS FOOKING WIND
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's.  That would've really caused some damage  whistle:


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