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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
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A tree branch about 7 feet long has just arrived on my sofa via the sash window cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I have a picture but can's post it as I can't seem to post any pics. The emergency glazier will be here in an hour evil:
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When did you order it?
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cussing:
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Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's. That would've really caused some damage whistle:
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Will this wind...? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag#)
rubschin:
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When did you order it?
happy001
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Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's. That would've really caused some damage whistle:
happy001 happy001
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When did you order it?
happy001
This is Nick we are talking about, if he had ordered it then there would have been an entire forest on his sofa. whistle:
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Will this wind...? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag#)
rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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It's coming back tomorrow. I fear the branch was just the beginning. scared2: May I suggest that you spend tomorrow in that wonderful library that you have found, thereby avoiding injury and being fit enough to deal with the carnage at home. angel1
Have you done a brick laying course?
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Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea :thumbsup:
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Spank2:
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Hopefully he'll twig that 's a good idea :thumbsup:
He needs a root and branch review of his lifestyle....
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Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him noooo:
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Don't baffle him with technical terms ...that could stump him noooo:
I think he'd understand some of it... from little acorns...
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Leaf it out, you lot!
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Leaf it out, you lot!
Oi! Don't bark commands at us! cussing:
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What are you gonna do about it, you sap?!
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My lovely thread sad24:
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What are you gonna do about it, you sap?!
Not much... I'm in the autumn of my years like.... surrender:
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See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
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See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
It's all a bit creepy.... noooo:
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See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
Yew know he is just pining for the time before he was nuts. He will be sick of more advice to spruce himself up from his elder chums.
redface:
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Quite sow DS we need to nip this in the bud.
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Yargh:
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See, this kind of ignorning his actchewal problem could be the root of his anger issues rubschin:
Yew know he is just pining for the time before he was nuts. He will be sick of more advice to spruce himself up from his elder chums.
redface:
You're saying he went nuts as he got elder...? rubschin:
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Yargh:
You are famous. Take a bough. whistle:
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Yargh:
You are famous. Take a bough. whistle:
I think he misses Holly at this time of year like.... noooo:
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Yargh:
You are famous. Take a bough. whistle:
I think he misses Holly at this time of year like.... noooo:
It must be lonely being a single prick.
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This thread is pining to be locked...
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*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*
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This thread is pining to be locked...
No, Nick enjoys us giving him the needle... ;)
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Yeah, imagine pruning the insults ...be nothing left noooo:
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Yeah, imagine pruning the insults ...be nothing left noooo:
Indeed... If I pruned the insults I'd be stumped for anything to say.... noooo:
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If not locked, then it should be truncated.
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If not locked, then it should be truncated.
doh:
Don't get it all started again you plank! ::)
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Wood you lot stop picking on poor old Nick whistle:
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*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*
Agreed.
Should I offer to lend him my big chainsaw?
What could possibly go wrong?
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rubschin:
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*Serious* Nick needs to get that tree looked at .... many urban trees are diseased and need attention but the law forbids cutting them down unless the local council say so. I'd be inclined to contact the council for advice *End serious*
Agreed.
Should I offer to lend him my big chainsaw?
What could possibly go wrong?
Could you have a look at my Pepper tree...? cloud9:
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Consider yourself lucky, it could have been a branch of Tesco's. That would've really caused some damage whistle:
;D ;D ;D Express or Direct?