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Title: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2011, 10:08:08 AM
Sis gave me a grapefruit and pomegranate candle for Christmas  ::)

BiL and I were just discussing how these flavoured candles are all made by girlies and woofters. Couldn't they make boy types in things like bacon, aviation fuel, steak and onions, Carol Vorderman and suchlike?

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2011, 10:51:12 AM
Scented, not flavoured, surely?  Or do you eat them?
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Scented, not flavoured, surely?  Or do you eat them?

No, no you're supposed to eat them... eh Nick...?  :thumbsup:

[winks]
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: beerhead on December 28, 2011, 12:35:48 PM
I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2011, 12:37:36 PM
I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?

Fish...  redface:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
How do you know? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2011, 02:36:10 PM
Mandles. I like that  :thumbsup:

And as for Carol Vorderman, teams of experts would have to sniff her closely  eyes:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2011, 02:51:52 PM
 Whisky scented candles are already available.   (http://www.saswa.co.uk/scented-candle-highland-cream.ir?cName=gifts-little-extras-seriously-scented-candles&src=froogle)

I got one for my birthday.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2011, 02:54:09 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2011, 03:31:22 PM
How do you know? Popcorn:

A shot in the dark...
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 03:42:25 PM
How do you know? Popcorn:

A shot in the dark...

 eeek: Messy to say the least.  I hope that you cleaned up after yourself. noooo:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 08:20:58 AM
How do you know? Popcorn:

A shot in the dark...

 eeek: Messy to say the least.  I hope that you cleaned up after yourself. noooo:

Pass the tissues...  redface:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: bodiam on December 29, 2011, 01:16:26 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88)                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 01:18:44 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88)                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:

MILF! Drool:

I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
DId you have any tissues with you?
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 01:25:40 PM
DId you have any tissues with you?

Waitrose sell them!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2011, 01:37:24 PM
Whatever "it" is, Carol Vorderman has "it", and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Bloody good for her  :thumbsup:

Barman, is that the usual effect you have with women when strolling the aisles of Waitrose  rubschin:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 01:39:19 PM
Whatever "it" is, Carol Vorderman has "it", and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Bloody good for her  :thumbsup:

Barman, is that the usual effect you have with women when strolling the aisles of Waitrose  rubschin:

I think she was heartbroken because I was with LL....  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2Farticle-2000881-0C77903F00000578-357_468x876.jpg&hash=9dc3ab97e19dbba7fdebdae11701cefb45848cb1)
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 01:40:58 PM
Not 'the' angle, 'every' angle...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-nbA5ITepAV4%2FTcG19DDA0qI%2FAAAAAAAAA7Y%2FzBv52WjD_6A%2Fs1600%2Fayt3yr.jpg&hash=ca13e46fb356d39634396531541ef6825fbb90a9)
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2011, 02:16:24 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88)                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:

MILF! Drool:

I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was.....  noooo:


TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 02:34:53 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88)                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:

MILF! Drool:

I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was.....  noooo:


TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead

 drumroll:

 evil:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2011, 03:08:46 PM


http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88)                                                Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:

MILF! Drool:

I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was.....  noooo:


TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead

 drumroll:

 evil:

TBF I went there once ..................................... It was closed.  tunble:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: bodiam on December 29, 2011, 04:53:23 PM
its full of nutters you know.....and middle aged menopausal c list celebs who cry in waitrose sad32:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 04:58:07 PM
It was posh when I moved in....  surrender:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2011, 05:02:02 PM
WHich was when the rot set in  noooo:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2011, 05:04:04 PM
WHich was when the rot set in  noooo:

probably...  cry:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 12:15:45 AM
It was posh when I moved in....  surrender:


So was Pissouri.............. whistle:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 06:40:42 AM
It was posh when I moved in....  surrender:


So was Pissouri.............. whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 03, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
I once broke through a Maidenhead - does that count?
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2012, 04:27:22 PM
I once broke through a Maidenhead - does that count?

No.  noooo:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 06:50:10 PM
http://www.hotwicks.com/buy-a-candle-a/131.htm (http://www.hotwicks.com/buy-a-candle-a/131.htm)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2012, 06:53:49 PM
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It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.

This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 06:54:55 PM
I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one  rubschin:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
Eau de Stripper. Perfume and glitter  noooo: noooo: noooo:

More like eau de bulls***
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2012, 06:59:17 PM
I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one  rubschin:

Indeed... we have much work to do like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
Eau de Stripper. Perfume and glitter  noooo: noooo: noooo:

More like eau de bulls***

http://www.hotwicks.com/man-candles-a/153.htm (http://www.hotwicks.com/man-candles-a/153.htm)  whistle:
Title: Re: Flavoured candles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2012, 07:11:06 PM
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THE MAN CANDLE smells good, like an idealized version of what a man could smell like given proper hygiene and grooming.

 noooo: