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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on December 28, 2011, 10:08:08 AM
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Sis gave me a grapefruit and pomegranate candle for Christmas ::)
BiL and I were just discussing how these flavoured candles are all made by girlies and woofters. Couldn't they make boy types in things like bacon, aviation fuel, steak and onions, Carol Vorderman and suchlike?
There could be munny in this rubschin:
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Scented, not flavoured, surely? Or do you eat them?
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Scented, not flavoured, surely? Or do you eat them?
No, no you're supposed to eat them... eh Nick...? :thumbsup:
[winks]
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I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?
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I agree in principle. I suggest candles that give off the smell of Castrol R or old cider barrels or rugby changing room. But what does Carol Vorderman smell like ? Will it be an approximation, like hedgehog flavoured crisps ? And would they be called "mandles" ?
Fish... redface:
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How do you know? Popcorn:
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Mandles. I like that :thumbsup:
And as for Carol Vorderman, teams of experts would have to sniff her closely eyes:
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Whisky scented candles are already available. (http://www.saswa.co.uk/scented-candle-highland-cream.ir?cName=gifts-little-extras-seriously-scented-candles&src=froogle)
I got one for my birthday. cloud9:
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:thumbsup:
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How do you know? Popcorn:
A shot in the dark...
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How do you know? Popcorn:
A shot in the dark...
eeek: Messy to say the least. I hope that you cleaned up after yourself. noooo:
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How do you know? Popcorn:
A shot in the dark...
eeek: Messy to say the least. I hope that you cleaned up after yourself. noooo:
Pass the tissues... redface:
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http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88) Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
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http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88) Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
MILF! Drool:
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was..... noooo:
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DId you have any tissues with you?
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DId you have any tissues with you?
Waitrose sell them! :thumbsup:
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Whatever "it" is, Carol Vorderman has "it", and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Bloody good for her :thumbsup:
Barman, is that the usual effect you have with women when strolling the aisles of Waitrose rubschin:
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Whatever "it" is, Carol Vorderman has "it", and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Bloody good for her :thumbsup:
Barman, is that the usual effect you have with women when strolling the aisles of Waitrose rubschin:
I think she was heartbroken because I was with LL.... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F06%2F08%2Farticle-2000881-0C77903F00000578-357_468x876.jpg&hash=9dc3ab97e19dbba7fdebdae11701cefb45848cb1)
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Not 'the' angle, 'every' angle... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-nbA5ITepAV4%2FTcG19DDA0qI%2FAAAAAAAAA7Y%2FzBv52WjD_6A%2Fs1600%2Fayt3yr.jpg&hash=ca13e46fb356d39634396531541ef6825fbb90a9)
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http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88) Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
MILF! Drool:
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was..... noooo:
TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead
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http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88) Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
MILF! Drool:
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was..... noooo:
TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead
drumroll:
evil:
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http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88 (http://youtu.be/vAQncbvYP88) Carol Vorderman, slapper or milf? Shrugs:
MILF! Drool:
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once - crying her eyes out she was..... noooo:
TBH I'd cry if I had to go to Maidenhead
drumroll:
evil:
TBF I went there once ..................................... It was closed. tunble:
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its full of nutters you know.....and middle aged menopausal c list celebs who cry in waitrose sad32:
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It was posh when I moved in.... surrender:
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WHich was when the rot set in noooo:
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WHich was when the rot set in noooo:
probably... cry:
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It was posh when I moved in.... surrender:
So was Pissouri.............. whistle:
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It was posh when I moved in.... surrender:
So was Pissouri.............. whistle:
rubschin:
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I once broke through a Maidenhead - does that count?
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I once broke through a Maidenhead - does that count?
No. noooo:
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http://www.hotwicks.com/buy-a-candle-a/131.htm (http://www.hotwicks.com/buy-a-candle-a/131.htm) :thumbsup:
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It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.
This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.
rubschin:
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I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one rubschin:
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Eau de Stripper. Perfume and glitter noooo: noooo: noooo:
More like eau de bulls***
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I could do the research for them on the Carol Vorderman one rubschin:
Indeed... we have much work to do like.... whistle:
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Eau de Stripper. Perfume and glitter noooo: noooo: noooo:
More like eau de bulls***
http://www.hotwicks.com/man-candles-a/153.htm (http://www.hotwicks.com/man-candles-a/153.htm) whistle:
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THE MAN CANDLE smells good, like an idealized version of what a man could smell like given proper hygiene and grooming.
noooo: