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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on August 07, 2007, 06:17:35 AM
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So another suspected case has been found close to the first. No surprise there but it now turns out that where farms are placed in quarantine, with "Bio-security" measures in place at the farm gates etc the nulabour "Right To Roam" laws are preventing the farmers from closing off footpaths that cross their land? You couldn't make it up! evil:
Source Radio Four Today Programme
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I just heard that too... Banghead
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Ah! Apparently they are expecting Mr Benn to come into the studio (No he won't ~ he'll be in a converted taxi AKA the Radio Car) to explain his position on this.
Why not invite him into the changing room at the back of the studio and he'll solve the whole thing in 15 minutes, same as he always did. ::)
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Mr Benn is blaming Debby Reynolds 'cos it's her responsibility to decide which footpaths to close.
AND doesn't he sound like his father? ~ He was mad as a fish too. and just as slippery.
Surely they could have sorted this out by now ..... at one of their many COBRA meetings perhaps?
WTF have they been talking about all this time?
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Benn was on the wireless earlier saying that they should leave it to the scientific community? noooo:
They started it you wanker! point:
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It's near where I live and honestly having seen the "my rights" bashers round there I really am not suprised.
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Thought for the day...
If 'Your Rights' are something that others can give and take away, then they are not 'Rights' at all.
They are merely 'Privileges'.
That covers a lot of ground these days.
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Thought for the day...
If 'Your Rights' are something that others can give and take away, then they are not 'Rights' at all.
They are merely 'Privileges'.
That covers a lot of ground these days.
Excellent, very nice.
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Source Radio Four Today Programme
Remember, you herd it here first. ;)
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Source Radio Four Today Programme
Remember, you herd it here first. ;)
And I suppose you're going to milk it for all it's worth.
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Source Radio Four Today Programme
Remember, you herd it here first. ;)
And I suppose you're going to milk it for all it's worth.
Pull the other one. (or three)
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Source Radio Four Today Programme
Remember, you herd it here first. ;)
I heard it on the wireless first... whistle:
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its moos to me whistle:
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Not sure whether to join in or not ~ you could say I'm on the horns of a dillemma.
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A little herd told me? whistle:
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You lot really have got this off pat. ::)
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A little herd told me? whistle:
Oh come off it ~ pull the udder one.
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This is getting silly? noooo:
Veal have to put a stop to it somecow. whistle:
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The long arm of the law will be after you all.
Encased in the extra-long marigold
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This is getting silly? noooo:
Veal have to put a stop to it somecow. whistle:
Well I'm off to rustle up some lunch.
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Yes, moove along now...
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noooo:
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noooo:
Shaking your head eh Wenchie?
Been checked for BSE recently? That is an early sign. whistle:
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I'm going to have an udder biscuit, i'm eating on the hoof today
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Just can't seem to steer this away from the silliness can we?
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I've herd all of these tails before, It sounds like a load of Bulls hit.
But you're going to milk it for all its worth anyway even if it's a moo t point.
Until Nick airing his beef, puts his foot in his mouth again.
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What a load of bullocks. ::)
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iv'e got the horn whistle:
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iv'e got the horn whistle:
Is that the Pot Noodle Horn Berek?
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ITS TAKEN ME AGES TO THINK OF THIS
oops
are you ready,
i'm going to make a cup of deCALFinated coffee
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I was tempted to say that this thread was becoming shambo-lic but I didnt want to cause any upset whistle:
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Dear Dairy,
Today all my friends got silly. They had all sorts of cow jokes off pat. They just kept on churning them out and in the end I had to butter them up with compliments in an attempt to get them to stop. Alas they took no notice, even telling jokes that we had herd before until they had milked every last drop of humour out of it. Welsh Black looks got me nowhere and with the workmen in and out I ended up Fresian as they wouldn't shut the door ~ I ended up having to fetch a Jersey but it was so windy with the door open I wore the Gurnsey in the end. surrender:
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Dear Dairy,
Today all my friends got silly. They had all sorts of cow jokes off pat. They just kept on churning them out and in the end I had to butter them up with compliments in an attempt to get them to stop. Alas they took no notice, even telling jokes that we had herd before until they had milked every last drop of humour out of it. Welsh Black looks got me nowhere and with the workmen in and out I ended up Fresian as they wouldn't shut the door ~ I ended up having to fetch a Jersey but it was so windy with the door open I wore the Gurnsey in the end. surrender:
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