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Title: One born every minute
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2011, 06:26:15 PM: Mrs JOM must have been watching QVC ::) when I'd nodded off last night cos when I put the TV on it was on that channel. I'm transfixed. eeek: I cannot believe the cost of the lotions and potions they are selling at the moment... NV Perricone Neuropeptide firming cream, a 74ml tube, a mere snip at £192...... £192 fucking pounds eeek: eeek: eeek: ..... NV Perricone Cold Plasma and Nutitive Cleanser set, a mere £75.12, I'd want a 15" plasma telly for that noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 06:52:23 PM: women are so gullible... all this shit they put on their faces and they dont look any different noooo:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 06:53:56 PM: Quote from: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
women are so gullible... all this shit they put on their faces and they dont look any different noooo:

Worse if anything... noooo:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2011, 07:51:52 PM: Vaseline :thumbsup:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 07:53:06 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 21, 2011, 07:51:52 PM
Vaseline :thumbsup:

Face Nick... ::)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2011, 07:54:34 PM: It werks all over, like. Ask Tipsy
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 07:57:07 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 21, 2011, 07:54:34 PM
It werks all over, like. Ask Tipsy

shutup:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 09:00:15 PM: http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow (http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow) eeek:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 09:02:52 PM: Quote from: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 09:00:15 PM
http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow (http://youtu.be/2TzPOp0-gow) eeek:

(C) Billy Connolly 1976
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 09:10:25 PM: Akchewly Circa Bob Monkhouse 1927 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2011, 09:48:50 PM: I flicked onto QVC the other day when I was at my brothers/

I nearly peed myself laughing watching these morons put these stretchy contraptions over their shoes and start strutting over pretend ice blocks to show that they are not slipping.

10 whole minutes of repeating the same thing over and over again..... noooo:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2011, 05:44:21 AM: I think that this must be the channel that my eldest daughter made us watch when we visited her and her partner. It was on Sunday morning and heavily made up middle aged women and orange men were trying to sell bling and other stuff. It was just so funny. lol:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 06:05:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2011, 05:44:21 AM
I think that this must be the channel that my eldest daughter made us watch when we visited her and her partner. It was on Sunday morning and heavily made up middle aged women and orange men were trying to sell bling and other stuff. It was just so funny. lol:

What did you buy...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2011, 06:19:23 AM: QVC bloopers - funniest ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVJuYzGLeiI#ws)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: bodiam on December 22, 2011, 06:26:34 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 22, 2011, 06:19:23 AM
QVC bloopers - funniest ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVJuYzGLeiI#ws)
which one are you: Faith, Hope or Charity? whistle:
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 24, 2011, 09:01:53 AM: Quote from: bodiam on December 22, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 22, 2011, 06:19:23 AM
QVC bloopers - funniest ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVJuYzGLeiI#ws)
which one are you: Faith, Hope or Charity? whistle:

Uhh ohh that brings back bad memories. I used to know a coven which I named Faith Hope and Charity, they were evil. Bless them, they were the ones who informed me with great delight that my then husband was having an affair and that she was pregnant with his child. When I asked husband about it he said it was OK because she was having an abortion. She didn't and somewhere in Buckinghamshire his third son is running around. noooo: