Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 06:58:05 PM
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 07:09:52 PM
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Fat chance happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2011, 09:36:47 PM
Why me? sad24:
Again,,............ noooo:
Post by: Just One More on December 16, 2011, 02:49:07 AM
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 02:53:38 AM
I seen to be developing it too.... achoo! sad24:
Have a few beers......... :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 06:15:40 AM
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:57:29 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 11:27:39 AM
I seen to be developing it too.... achoo! sad24:
It went, it's back again, lemsip/whiskey/honey is being consumed surrender:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2012, 09:33:51 PM
I have just been called into her bedroom and asked to go and get her some antibiotics ::)
If I can't manage to source any of those please could I go and buy some Hagan Daaz to help her sore throat Banghead
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 31, 2012, 09:58:15 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
Nick, graduate of the Stepping Hill school of medicine whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 10:09:47 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:
Post by: Pirate on January 31, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
I am just recovering...sore nose now...and a koff...
Post by: Misty on January 31, 2012, 10:27:13 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:
he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 10:35:05 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:
he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:
Ha Ha she still thinks it's me ........... whistle:
Post by: Misty on January 31, 2012, 10:50:16 PM
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 06:33:32 AM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:
he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:
Ha Ha she still thinks it's me ........... whistle:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:58:31 AM
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I am just recovering...sore nose now...and a koff...
Recovery number 1, 2 or 3? It's known around here as the boomerang bug scared2: I had three (fingers crossed) "recoveries" sad24:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 07:16:54 AM
Post by: Pirate on February 01, 2012, 07:18:42 AM
Post by: Misty on February 01, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:22:30 PM
Third time for me now. sad24: can't breath and throat is raw. noooo:
shutup:
Post by: Misty on February 01, 2012, 04:24:47 PM
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:25:48 PM
feck off, I'm sick like. sad24: need loves and cuggles.
I'm not gonna cuddle you - filthy, germ-ridden thing that you are.... noooo:
Post by: Misty on February 01, 2012, 04:27:42 PM
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
fuck you too. Finger:
happy001
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 11:14:40 AM
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 11:20:12 AM
She has only eaten 1 bagel in 4 days noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 09:02:34 PM
Just in time for the weekend like rubschin:
She is researching driving lessons and the costs of new cars and working out what MY saving plan should be shocked003
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 09:10:34 PM
The Brat appears to be in recovery mode .
Just in time for the weekend like rubschin:
She is researching driving lessons and the costs of new cars and working out what MY saving plan should be shocked003
On the plus side a driver for voddy nights.......... :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 09:15:52 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 09:31:31 PM
She is only 15 FFS noooo:
Investment .......lets be honest can't see you giving up the voddy within 3 years......... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2012, 09:33:16 PM
She is only 15 FFS noooo:
Investment .......lets be honest can't see you giving up the voddy within 3 years......... whistle:
That's not fair APC, Miss D is an responsible drinker.
Single handedly responsible for the upkeep of the voddy industry whistle:
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:50:47 PM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:51:55 PM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 07:52:24 PM
man flu sucks!!!!! I am loaded with cold, apc also has it, however I make him hot toddies, rub his poorly head and feed him nourishing dinner, he then.......goes to the pub. maybe its not man flu that sucks, just men. angry041:
I'm glad I didn't come and see you both today now.... whistle:
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:53:58 PM
point:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 07:56:26 PM
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 07:57:16 PM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:58:22 PM
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
On me way :thumbsup: Warm your hands up cloud9:
bring more brandy and your in :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 08:03:40 PM
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:06:09 PM
On me way :thumbsup: Warm your hands up cloud9:
bring more brandy and your in :thumbsup:
I heard that about you... whistle:
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:07:50 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
whacky115 whacky115
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:10:53 PM
Post by: Misty on February 05, 2012, 08:12:01 PM
Not you Chutney Chopper, think it was for our Nick .....for the your / re reference.
Many thanks Miss D. cloud9:
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 08:31:04 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Allow me to assist Miss T
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Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:32:59 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Allow me to assist Miss T
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2012, 11:16:01 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Allow me to assist Miss T
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lol: lol: lol:
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"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2012, 06:46:24 AM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Allow me to assist Miss T
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lol: lol: lol:
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"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 09:30:14 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
You could always try the Kazakhstani zoo approach is effective on humans, according to those guys collapsio works wonders... whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325)
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2012, 09:44:17 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
You could always try the Kazakhstani zoo approach is effective on humans, according to those guys collapsio works wonders... whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325)
I will pour a glass now............for medical reasons........ whistle:
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Allow me to assist Miss T
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=7827fb857a9cd5b52925760f504e7c1e84b9cced) (http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/)
lol: lol: lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091105201030%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2FPilgrim_of_Plymouth.jpg&hash=29af887fe2b12adb0ceb7a0a378543c65be78a71)
"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"
happy001
outstanding!!! happy001 happy001
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 08:08:56 AM
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Going back to bed. Have a lovely weekend ::)
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 01:39:49 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 01:42:15 PM
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 01:44:42 PM
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 02:08:41 PM
I don't suppose he was the only one.Nick could have picked up any manner of ailment when his tongue hit the floor. noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 02:10:25 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 02:15:52 PM
Butcher's dog redface:
Judah's parrot more like.
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2012, 07:25:30 PM
There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams.... noooo:
There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
I have a virus too......I think....
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams.... noooo:
There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
I have a virus too......I think....
Those Russian girls... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on February 22, 2012, 07:51:42 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams.... noooo:
There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
See if you can see a joke about Beeching rather than Beecham, it may be easier point:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 22, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams.... noooo:
There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
See if you can see a joke about Beeching rather than Beecham, it may be easier point:
Don't be nasty JOM, he'll lose his train of thought... whistle:
Post by: Pirate on February 22, 2012, 08:03:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 08:24:52 PM
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2012, 05:26:57 AM
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2012, 05:40:38 AM
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2012, 10:39:57 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2012, 11:36:53 AM
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 05:02:05 PM
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2012, 05:27:34 PM
All set for the gerls in Venice eyes:
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:03:06 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 12:38:02 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2012, 12:54:51 PM
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2012, 12:57:39 PM
Post by: Misty on April 03, 2012, 12:58:33 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we noooo:
happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2012, 01:41:42 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we noooo:
Some of us haven't had a day
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2012, 02:26:24 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we noooo:
happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
I'll have you know I have never taken a sick day in my life young lady. Spank2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2012, 02:31:47 PM
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2012, 02:35:32 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2012, 02:40:11 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 06:59:06 AM
I told my colleague to sod off home on Friday cos he looked rough as fuck, would he listen, would he hell cussing:
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 07:00:13 AM
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 05, 2013, 07:13:49 AM
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
No, that cleared up, it's flu I've got like
Got it here too, and young G jnr has been particulary badly infected.
His coughing at night is actually quite scary tbh.
Told him several times over the last 10 days to stay off work , but will he? noooo:
'Ave a well meaning and understanding man 'ug from me anyway. happy100
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 08:50:29 AM
[slips £25 in left pocket and awaits response from others]
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 08:56:45 AM
Cheers fella, have a blokey one back happy100
[slips £25 in left pocket and awaits response from others]
It is actually shite in'it? sad32:
I was just starting to brag to everyone how I''d seemingly managed to swerve away from all the usual winter bugs this time, and the first time ever too iirc, but no, oh bastard NO. Banghead
Young G Jnr is to blame, probably infected 2 weeks ago from one of his passengers sneezing and snorting all over him.
He's fully aware of this, and cleans his hands with that anti bacterial gel dozens of times every day, seemingly to no avail. Banghead
Told him he was wasting his time like. If the microscopic filth and shite blows your way and you breathe it in, you've got it, simple as.
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2013, 10:06:25 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 12:52:53 PM
Top Tip: Go to werk in a spacesuit :thumbsup:
Second top tip: Don't have a curry the night before.
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 05:55:09 PM
G jnr on his day off is curled up in a ball in front of the fire, still in his jimjams eeek:
I feel like a overflowing bag of pure 100% shite after foolishly thinking I was feeling a bit betterer this morning.
loads of werk to do, typically, but i just physically couldn't carry on after 3.
Just had a lie down, nodded off briefly only to be awoken unable to breathe and choking on pure luvlee thick snot. sick2:
Luvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Of course, the so so wonderful big 'eaded uninfected Mrs G wonders what all the fuss is about. ::)
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 09:01:04 PM
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 11:55:53 PM
Meanwhile, poor young G jnr continues barking away continuosly.
2 bastard weeks of this now, Banghead but give him credit, he doesn't moan about it that much.
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 06:47:39 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 08:20:55 AM
sad24: NickSick It's gone to me chest now as well, bastard asthma cussing: (54 by the way)
It's a bit, no, lot of a twat, in'it ey JOM?
You been in touch with the quackters, especially with the owld asthma kicking in?
Young G Jnr has just rung for an appointment for 10.
Probably be told the ususal shite....drink lots of water, take paracetomol. plenty of rest, keep warm no better in 2 weeks come back.
Oh really?
Well knock me down. Shocked:
Thanks for that quack, as i was sssso seriously considering going on a water free diet, non stop wild partying for 2 weeks, in the buff down in the Arctic.
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 12:00:15 PM
I don't know if these bugs are getting stronger or I'm getting weaker as I get older, but this one has well and truly knocked me fer six cry:
Still, I could be going through what Miss C's going through today
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:17:10 PM
I've not bothered with the doctors. I'm taking Beechams flu-plus, Ibuprofen, Covonia throat spray and gallons of Vimto to keep the fluids up. The Vimto is probably doing me more good than the other stuff TBH ;) . Asthma, I've coped with it all me life, so the occasional spray of Sabutomol or whatever they're calling it this year helps as does the occasional mug of damson jam and boiling water
I don't know if these bugs are getting stronger or I'm getting weaker as I get older, but this one has well and truly knocked me fer six cry:
Still, I could be going through what Miss C's going through today
Why? eeek:
Have I missed summat here? redface:
Apart from the ongoings, wozup with my very own lickle fluffy chic chic chicky? cry:
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 03:25:19 PM
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 06:57:56 PM
Horse-pickle appointment
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:
I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:00:53 PM
Horse-pickle appointment
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:
I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....
Post by: Misty on March 06, 2013, 07:09:48 PM
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:09:58 PM
Horse-pickle appointment
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:
I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....
Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)
It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:14:20 PM
Horse-pickle appointment
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:
I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....
Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)
It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:
Then stop posting that you are falling apart ......lost weight did you drop your wallet. rubschin:
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:14:46 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
OK. Keep yer friggin' wig on ya narky mare. evil:
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:17:07 PM
Horse-pickle appointment
Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose) :thumbsup:
Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:
I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....
Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)
It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:
Then stop posting that you are falling apart ......lost weight did you drop your wallet. rubschin:
Wha'? whacky115
I was havin' a natter with JOM anyway, ya nark #2
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
eeek:
I offered to rub Vick on yer chest! cussing:
Post by: Misty on March 06, 2013, 07:24:46 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
eeek:
I offered to rub Vick on yer chest! cussing:
yes you did. cloud9:
did you enjoy it?
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:27:55 PM
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:30:21 PM
Thought the title of the thread sort of gave a clue as to what the subject is SUPPOSED to be about anyway. ::)
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead
Man up you girly ...........thought you hill walking northerners were hard like...... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 07:31:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Can you keep the noise down, I'm suffering here sad24:
Sorry .............he started it......... redface:
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:33:07 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
eeek:
I offered to rub Vick on yer chest! cussing:
yes you did. cloud9:
did you enjoy it?
Oh yessssssss.... Drool:
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:35:45 PM
Thought the title of the thread sort of gave a clue as to what the subject is SUPPOSED to be about anyway. ::)
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead
Man up you girly ...........thought you hill walking northerners were hard like...... rubschin:
Finger: Wankah:
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:37:49 PM
Post by: GROWLER on March 07, 2013, 01:50:14 PM
man 'ugs,
from,
a Care Bear. angel1
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 06:57:01 PM
Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours cloud9:
Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon lol:
Here's one for future use... lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=e8636ba4197f9e0ee9b625b40b0c6e41d1937c4c) (http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/)
Post by: Misty on March 07, 2013, 07:19:41 PM
Quite a bit better this evening
Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours cloud9:
Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon lol:
Here's one for future use... lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=e8636ba4197f9e0ee9b625b40b0c6e41d1937c4c) (http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/)
watch your mouth, it's almost time for your rectal exam and I'm sure you want me to be nice.
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Quite a bit better this evening
Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours cloud9:
Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon lol:
Here's one for future use... lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=e8636ba4197f9e0ee9b625b40b0c6e41d1937c4c) (http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/)
watch your mouth, it's almost time for your rectal exam and I'm sure you want me to be nice.
eeek:
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
Captured the moment a treat there Barman :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 09:48:28 PM
^^^
Captured the moment a treat there Barman :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Misty on March 07, 2013, 10:15:39 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fhwbe4p413%2F21_Chen_blog_Span.jpg&hash=759f352f8bb2ba36ac7b60ea526aee4cdf70f0ca) (http://postimage.org/image/hwbe4p413/)
eveilgrin:
Now just relax, this wont hurt a bit..........
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fdsw3llaip%2Fimages_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_SE4q_I0wvc_Ndhv_WHtqg_Xzx0_DMf_C2z_TGjz_Cy_Cf_GSD4_Xm_J2ta_IT5y.jpg&hash=85548ff7fa8909bfa1b1c4abad98eb65d1506938) (http://postimage.org/image/dsw3llaip/)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:17:03 PM
Take the position.....................
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fhwbe4p413%2F21_Chen_blog_Span.jpg&hash=759f352f8bb2ba36ac7b60ea526aee4cdf70f0ca) (http://postimage.org/image/hwbe4p413/)
eveilgrin:
Now just relax, this wont hurt a bit..........
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fdsw3llaip%2Fimages_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_SE4q_I0wvc_Ndhv_WHtqg_Xzx0_DMf_C2z_TGjz_Cy_Cf_GSD4_Xm_J2ta_IT5y.jpg&hash=85548ff7fa8909bfa1b1c4abad98eb65d1506938) (http://postimage.org/image/dsw3llaip/)
Shocked:
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 10:31:13 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 01:03:39 PM
It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2013, 03:28:57 PM
Man Flu appears to be arrriving here evil: evil: evil:
It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer
Well don't expect ANY sympathy whatsoever from a couple of our Cyprus ex pats, in fact expect nowt but a load of verbal abuse. ::)
Meanwhile Stevie lad, you can 'ave a well meaning man 'ug from me. happy100 angel1
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 03:33:51 PM
I ought to take a parrotseatemall or two but err indoors says best to let the symptoms come out
It's not like it's bubonic plague but an arse all the same
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2013, 03:43:14 PM
Much ta Mr G
I ought to take a parrotseatemall or two but err indoors says best to let the symptoms come out
It's not like it's bubonic plague but an arse all the same
Indeed, Steve, but get them paracetomol down yer neck lad. They won't stop it at all, but give you a three or four hours of headache free bliss..
'Bout time they came up with some preventative medication for this common cold malarky, 'cus it don't arf louse yu life up for a week or two dunnit? Banghead
I suspect the powers that be don't really want a cure though, as the pharmacuticals would lose billions on the current relief shite that they sell by the ton every minute werld wide no doubt. cussing:
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 04:38:19 PM
Man Flu appears to be arrriving here evil: evil: evil:
It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer
Well don't expect ANY sympathy whatsoever from a couple of our Cyprus ex pats, in fact expect nowt but a load of verbal abuse. ::)
Meanwhile Stevie lad, you can 'ave a well meaning man 'ug from me. happy100 angel1
Gayer:
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 07:53:11 PM
Man up Steve ;) That's not a cure by the way whistle:Yeah yeah. It's my cold, I've got a Y chromosome so it is of course terrible
Actually one Tylenol and I felt hugely better so cure or not I may take another
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 07:57:36 PM
Man up Steve ;) That's not a cure by the way whistle:Yeah yeah. It's my cold, I've got a Y chromosome so it is of course terrible
Actually one Tylenol and I felt hugely better so cure or not I may take another
If not wear stockings like BM. 2gayers:
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 09:04:11 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
cloud9:
Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead
WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
:thumbsup:
Known in our house as the "Old Bus Oil treatment"
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 09:57:43 AM
10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
:thumbsup:
Known in our house as the "Old Bus Oil treatment"
Gorgeous stuff in'it? cloud9:
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 10:12:30 AM
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2013, 11:09:08 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
cloud9:
Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead
WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Your snot gland :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2013, 12:02:41 PM
(This annoucncement made solely to save Ozzie DJs the cost of prank calls to K towers to find out)
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 01:07:02 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2013, 01:23:57 PM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
cloud9:
Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead
WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Your snot gland :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 01:27:17 PM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
cloud9:
Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead
WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Your snot gland :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like? Shrugs:
Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 08:10:24 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune
Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
cloud9:
Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead
WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Your snot gland :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like? Shrugs:
Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:
It made I larf! Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on March 11, 2013, 09:16:44 AM
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:00:55 AM
Doesn't take much then ey? ::)
noooo: redface:
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 01:59:37 PM
I am perky, apart from the walnut problem evil:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 02:36:30 PM
I haven't got man flu angel1(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=85d82f30765989d92c546352f428ab097486d2a9)
I am perky, apart from the walnut problem evil:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 02:39:12 PM
I haven't got man flu angel1(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=85d82f30765989d92c546352f428ab097486d2a9)
I am perky, apart from the walnut problem evil:
Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)
Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 02:53:16 PM
I haven't got man flu angel1(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=85d82f30765989d92c546352f428ab097486d2a9)
I am perky, apart from the walnut problem evil:
Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)
Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:
Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_llq1ott1dF1qel2sio1_400.jpg&hash=ee783ee92598f5d2f5cb7a96ef54ab37938bb282)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 03:26:52 PM
I haven't got man flu angel1(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=85d82f30765989d92c546352f428ab097486d2a9)
I am perky, apart from the walnut problem evil:
Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)
Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:
Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_llq1ott1dF1qel2sio1_400.jpg&hash=ee783ee92598f5d2f5cb7a96ef54ab37938bb282)
Well, if that's what his willy looks like, I don't want to ask what he's been using it for!
Mine has certainly never looked remotely like that!
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2013, 04:14:38 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.point:
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:05:12 PM
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.
happy001
Post by: GROWLER on March 11, 2013, 05:16:34 PM
Christus Almightyus oh spooky one.
YOUR avartart now too! scared2:
Has someone been raiding the Dct 'Oo special effects dept or summat. eeek:
Gerrit changed ffs man.
S'givin' me the willies. sick2:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
Christus Almightyus oh spooky one.
YOUR avartart now too! scared2:
Has someone been raiding the Dct 'Oo special effects dept or summat. eeek:
Gerrit changed ffs man.
S'givin' me the willies. . sick2:
[/i]
What? Like Nicks chocolate job you mean?
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 12:12:16 AM
I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now. Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 07:50:23 AM
seems Growler wants to be the all new Avatar approval Czar. He didn't like Boogs one and hey presto Barman goes and changes it
I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now. Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow
noooo:
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 09:24:58 AM
seems Growler wants to be the all new Avatar approval Czar. He didn't like Boogs one and hey presto Barman goes and changes it
I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now. Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow
Calm down. Keep yer wig on. ::)
Only an observation.
What's up with some of you's in here lately ey? Banghead
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2013, 10:55:34 AM
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 11:00:04 AM
Quite right Growler, people coming in here, ranting, raving, growling and snarling all the time noooo:
rubschin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2013, 12:03:13 PM
OK big G?
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 12:04:40 PM
Just for Growler - for a limited time only, a bear friendly avatart!
OK big G?
Whatever.
Keeping me gob shut from now on. Banghead
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 12:32:11 PM
I think I'm getting better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A#)
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:37:23 PM
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 06:48:25 PM
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 07:15:27 PM
Seem to be in relapse tbh, but for the benefit of some in 'ere that don't like me/us moaning and groaning about it, I'm absolutely fuckin' dandy, thanks! Party001:
Good man! Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2013, 07:30:12 PM
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 08:13:25 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2013, 10:41:01 PM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?
Pick Your Own would be easier.
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 10:44:47 PM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?
Pick Your Own would be easier.
drumroll: sick2:
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 10:48:05 PM
Topmanbear. I seem to have lost two stone in snot but put the same two stone back on elsewhere sad24: Cost a blody fortune in medication this time around sad32:
Tell you what JOM. I've found an absolutely stonking way to clear yer 'ed if it's full of snot like....not that mine is like noooo: whistle:
Just bought some menthol filters for me rollies, and they're piggin' crackin'!
I can breathe through me snout for the first time in yonks! cloud9:
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 10:50:07 PM
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 11:01:46 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 11:07:50 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes. Thumbs:
Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.
They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 08:06:23 AM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?
Pick Your Own would be easier.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2013, 09:11:31 AM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.
See also Moustache Wax
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2013, 12:29:35 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes. Thumbs:
Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.
They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. whistle:
Why would I use somebody else's bank?
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 02:56:29 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes. Thumbs:
Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.
They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. whistle:
Why would I use somebody else's bank?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.
See also Moustache Wax
Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2013, 08:00:32 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward. :thumbsup:
Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:
Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?
I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.
See also Moustache Wax
Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?
Mr Trumper does a particularly good one that smell faintly of lavender. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:50:45 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2013, 08:38:56 PM
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2013, 08:55:52 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 09:33:16 PM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again" Snoopysick:
"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again" Snoopysick:
They say that to all the terminal patients... ;)
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 06:06:56 AM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again" Snoopysick:
"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"
happy001
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 06:47:43 AM
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 07:08:27 AM
sad32: sad32: It is now clear that Miss T went to the Florence Nighingale school of medicine, and Pirate and Darwin went to the Beverley Allitt/Harold Shipman school of medicine NickSick
angel1
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2013, 07:33:28 AM
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2013, 07:37:32 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes
noooo: shutup:
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes
noooo: shutup:
Good man Baldy! goodjob:
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 09:07:06 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes
noooo: shutup:
Good man Baldy! goodjob:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2013, 10:39:19 AM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again" NickSick
And in a month's time he will presumable ritually slaughter a chicken, throw some bones on the floor and chant a bit. ::)
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 05:35:10 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
As I am having random symptoms I have been to mine today, he spoke beautiful English but wasn't so to speak but I am grateful that he was interested in talking about my problems and has actually ordered blood tests in an attempt to work out what is going on now the new Dentist says that my Dental work is on the right path and no longer the problem.
He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.
A babby cloud9:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 06:13:42 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random. ::)
The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2013, 06:20:30 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random. ::)
The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:
A bit like your quote signs (") then whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 06:22:18 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random. ::)
The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:
A bit like your quote signs (") then whistle:
Not sure wot happened there... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 06:27:57 PM
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 06:39:52 PM
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 02:56:41 PM
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:05:32 PM
and your number on the upcoming CDB the all new sequel is . . . . . . .?
52... until June 1st like... if I last that long... koff....
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 03:08:05 PM
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:09:59 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then
rubschin:
Don't tease TMR........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:16:25 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then
rubschin:
Don't tease TMR........ noooo:
He still puts horse shite in his boots every day.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 03:37:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 03:39:05 PM
Had to go back to bed at lunchtime - overwhelmed by snot... noooo:
Miss T is also back in bed (here ::) ) anti-biotics tomorrow I fear...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Had to go back to bed at lunchtime - overwhelmed by snot... noooo:
Miss T is also back in bed (here ::) ) anti-biotics tomorrow I fear...... noooo:
I was feeling betterer earlier then - POW!.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:42:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 04:43:17 PM
I am tasking fluids.... Thumbs:
Red zivania..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:45:43 PM
I am tasking fluids.... Thumbs:
Red zivania..... rubschin:
Hellas Pils
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 04:47:48 PM
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:59:43 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 05:10:32 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 05:14:50 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 05:17:22 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 05:24:49 PM
I was redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 05:43:37 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Thanks you... cloud9:
Worst thing is you can't sleep because you are constantly interrupted by coughing, sneezing, wheezing, streaming... oh and burping for some reason.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 05:53:42 PM
Normal night for LL then ::)
whistle:
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 07:01:34 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Poor baby!
What happened to...
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
;)
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 07:06:17 PM
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 07:16:03 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Poor baby!
What happened to...oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
;)
I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 08:25:39 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Poor baby!
What happened to...oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
;)
I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:
Luv you too happy100
Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap sad24: but I don't go on about it...
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 09:00:29 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Poor baby!
What happened to...oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
;)
I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:
Luv you too happy100
Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap sad24: but I don't go on about it...
Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 09:03:39 PM
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 09:12:10 PM
Search me. How are your testicles, Foggy?
Just fine thankyou. I fry them in a bit of butter and eat them for breakfast with a cuppa. :thumbsup: Always on the lookout for fresh ones. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 09:22:04 PM
Post by: Misty on March 25, 2013, 09:27:12 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
eveilgrin: you've been warned. :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 10:34:26 PM
I'm up. surrender:
How are you poppet...? happy100
poo.
My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... noooo:
And the MOST painful chesty cough.... sad24:
I'm not the man I used to be.... noooo:
happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. noooo:
Poor baby!
What happened to...oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.
If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.
,man up!
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies. ::)
;)
I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:
Luv you too happy100
Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap sad24: but I don't go on about it...
Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?
I haven't noticed anything tbh. Mind you, like most blokes, I never touch me bollocks like whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 07:30:37 AM
My chest feels like an elephant is sitting on it... noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 09:18:26 AM
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 09:22:21 AM
Ask LL to move :thumbsup:
horn:
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 09:23:58 AM
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 05:12:54 PM
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 06:41:49 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 07:12:15 PM
Apeman could pop round and rub yer chest, like :thumbsup:
When he gets one........ whistle:
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2013, 07:58:56 PM
I've had aprolapsemy first relapse... noooo:
whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 06:35:38 AM
I've had aprolapsemy first relapse... noooo:
whistle:
evil:
I am feeling much betterer today thanks.... cloud9:
Post by: Misty on March 27, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 05:36:17 PM
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 06:12:34 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
happy100
I feel worserer in the evenings for some reason...? Shrugs:
Vick rubbed on me chest ensures a good night tho! Thumbs:
Poor Vick... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
happy100
I feel worserer in the evenings for some reason...? Shrugs:
Vick rubbed on me chest ensures a good night tho! Thumbs:
Poor Vick... noooo:
Coz it's a skool night....... whistle:
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:32:55 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Think may have run out ......... rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:39:57 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Think may have run out ......... rubschin:
Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 11:23:46 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Think may have run out ......... rubschin:
Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night. Thumbs:
She found some ........ :thumbsup: but my bed will stink....... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Think may have run out ......... rubschin:
Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night. Thumbs:
She found some ........ :thumbsup: but my bed will stink....... noooo:
At least not of fish. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
It did work .......her cough/cold is lots better ........... :thumbsup:
Told you so. :thumbsup: It is the way forward. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 05:38:22 AM
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:53:18 AM
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 11:13:02 AM
You should get summat for that cough
A beer you say...? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2013, 10:05:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2527004/Sorry-boys-HALF-women-dont-partner-seriously-man-flu.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2527004/Sorry-boys-HALF-women-dont-partner-seriously-man-flu.html)
I doubt BM falls into that category though. rubschin:
I don't think LL ever takes him seriously whistle:
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 07:19:30 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 08:17:38 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 06:21:54 AM
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 06:23:43 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2013, 07:45:05 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:
Poor you
Medicinal alcohol may be required :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on December 25, 2013, 08:06:07 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:
Oh noes happy100 not today...
Do you not know of an ethnic majority shop in the area they are all open here ...
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 08:18:33 AM
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 08:23:32 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:
Poor you
Medicinal alcohol may be required :thumbsup:
Big sis has suggested champagne for breakfast eeek:
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 09:53:16 AM
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2013, 11:18:09 AM
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:
Poor you
Medicinal alcohol may be required :thumbsup:
Big sis has suggested champagne for breakfast eeek:
No orange juice........ rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:35:24 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:36:53 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
That's a hangover...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:44:12 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
That's a hangover...... noooo:
Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover..... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:46:53 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
That's a hangover...... noooo:
Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover..... noooo:
Is that why Baldy is never sick........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2013, 05:47:27 PM
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:47:42 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
That's a hangover...... noooo:
Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover..... noooo:
Is that why Baldy is never sick........ rubschin:
Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 05:50:03 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:51:30 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:54:21 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:55:28 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:01:19 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:
Mr. Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle.
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 06:01:41 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:
Mr. Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle.
Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Gayer:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:04:21 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
It was you that had to have a beer for breekie on Boxing Day tho! point:
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 06:15:08 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
It was you that had to have a beer for breekie on Boxing Day tho! point:
Hmmmmmmm.....
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:25:56 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Gayer:
Face down.... redface:
I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Gayer:
Face down.... redface:
I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso.... noooo:
That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs: maybe you'll get food next time...
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:33:11 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Gayer:
Face down.... redface:
I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso.... noooo:
That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs: maybe you'll get food next time...
I'm not sure I'll be invited back..... redface:
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 09:21:18 PM
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:I have The Man Flu like..... surrender:
Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
I only got it today..... evil:
I prolly got it from you then! cussing:
Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Gayer:
Face down.... redface:
I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso.... noooo:
That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs: maybe you'll get food next time...
I'm not sure I'll be invited back..... redface:
Quality party attendance. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 06:33:46 PM
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:09:44 PM
Think I am getting man-flu ...snotty nose n been sneezing all day..... rubschin:
Not good. noooo:
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 07:12:00 PM
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:22:34 PM
Nurse Foggy :thumbsup:
She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 07:23:47 PM
Nurse Foggy :thumbsup:
She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes. Thumbs:
She is sleeping ....... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:28:25 PM
Nurse Foggy :thumbsup:
She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes. Thumbs:
She is sleeping ....... noooo:
I bet she even talks a lot in her sleep. noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:10:41 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:12:50 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:17:08 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Whiskey........ Thumbs: or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:19:22 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Whiskey........ Thumbs: or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
or JD like...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:20:23 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Whiskey........ Thumbs: or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
or JD like...? rubschin:
Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:27:33 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Whiskey........ Thumbs: or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
or JD like...? rubschin:
Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:
I would suggest an early night but.......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:28:29 PM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Koff! NarrowEyes:
Whiskey........ Thumbs: or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
or JD like...? rubschin:
Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:
I would suggest an early night but.......... noooo:
::)
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2014, 07:40:39 AM
I think I have it again like.... noooo:
That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Tropical ;)
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Not Ebola then?
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 03:08:03 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Not Ebola then?
I'm not bleeding from any orifices yet..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that :thumbsup: (Did you see what I did there?)
tunble:
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 03:17:21 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that :thumbsup: (Did you see what I did there?)
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:39:23 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that :thumbsup: (Did you see what I did there?)
Fundamentally, yes.
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
I may go to bed early like..... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 05:55:11 PM
I feel worserer this evening.....
I may go to bed early like..... noooo:
Shocking .......surprised you are still up........ whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 06:00:10 PM
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 06:07:58 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:
I haven't got the pork inside me yet.... evil:
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 06:09:15 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:
I haven't got the pork inside me yet.... evil:
Poor staff......... noooo:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 15, 2014, 06:10:14 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:
I haven't got the pork inside me yet.... evil:
shutup: shutup:
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:21:27 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:24:32 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:25:40 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:26:47 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
point: point:
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:27:16 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
redface:
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:28:17 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
redface:
lol: lol: happy100
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:32:32 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
redface:
lol: lol: happy100
You haven't seen my desk..... noooo:
...yet.... eyes:
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:37:43 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
redface:
lol: lol: happy100
You haven't seen my desk..... noooo:
...yet.... eyes:
Not recently noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:39:16 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
happy100 happy100
thanks...
My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Nothing new there then redface:
redface:
lol: lol: happy100
You haven't seen my desk..... noooo:
...yet.... eyes:
Not recently noooo:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:39:23 PM
Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...
...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead.... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 04:40:41 PM
Still got the man flu.... noooo:
Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...
...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead.... Thumbs:
Thumbs: no bourbon left..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:47:19 PM
Still got the man flu.... noooo:
Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...
...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead.... Thumbs:
Thumbs: no bourbon left..... rubschin:
Last night.... redface:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2015, 04:52:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 04:52:46 PM
Still got the man flu.... noooo:
Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...
...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead.... Thumbs:
Thumbs: no bourbon left..... rubschin:
Last night.... redface:
I think the Doctor was busy coz they may strike tomorrow.......
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:54:34 PM
Still got the man flu.... noooo:
Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...
...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead.... Thumbs:
Thumbs: no bourbon left..... rubschin:
Last night.... redface:
I think the Doctor was busy coz they may strike tomorrow.......
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:29:57 PM
...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2015, 06:31:29 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 06:31:58 PM
Saw the quackter today....
...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch... noooo:
No booze........ eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:35:01 PM
Saw the quackter today....
...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch... noooo:
No booze........ eeek: eeek:
um, no..... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 06:36:31 PM
Saw the quackter today....
...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch... noooo:
No booze........ eeek: eeek:
um, no..... redface:
I tell them I am going to drink ..my chemist just increases the dosage and says no spirits..... ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:40:00 PM
Saw the quackter today....
...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch... noooo:
No booze........ eeek: eeek:
um, no..... redface:
I tell them I am going to drink ..my chemist just increases the dosage and says no spirits..... ;D ;D
Thumbs:
I reckon that is why the pills are so big..... redface:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2015, 02:47:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2015, 02:49:28 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff.... evil:
Wuss....drink it off......
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2015, 03:23:53 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff.... evil:Ebola?
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2015, 03:29:34 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff.... evil:
Wuss....drink it off......
Waaay ahead of yas! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 07:59:05 PM
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 05:31:01 AM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
point:
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2015, 05:39:33 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 05:55:11 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 07:05:01 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Dougie...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 07:06:36 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Dougie...? rubschin:
My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2015, 02:40:22 PM
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 02:44:17 PM
NickSick
pathead:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 10:26:27 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Dougie...? rubschin:
My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:
Maybe you need to pay him more... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2015, 05:07:31 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Dougie...? rubschin:
My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:
Maybe you need to pay him more... rubschin:
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2015, 07:25:08 AM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
happy100
cloud9:
It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that angel1
Dougie...? rubschin:
My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:
Maybe you need to pay him more... rubschin:
eeek:
Of course, how silly of me. Maybe you just need to pay him... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2015, 08:14:00 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2015, 08:47:48 PM
Poor me.... cry:happy100
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 09:53:50 PM
Poor me.... cry:
Man up you wimp.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2015, 01:14:11 PM
Poor me.... cry:
Man up you wimp.... noooo:
NarrowEyes:
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
Poor me.... cry:
Man up you wimp.... noooo:
NarrowEyes:
In fairness I am on anti-biotics for mine... redface:
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2015, 04:13:45 PM
Otherwise known as Miss T's Chutney?Poor me.... cry:
Man up you wimp.... noooo:
NarrowEyes:
In fairness I am on anti-biotics for mine... redface:
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2015, 10:44:07 AM
I will have to look out my nurse uniform noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 08:39:19 AM
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 03:19:50 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2015, 04:38:48 PM
Miss I reports she is stricken noooo: noooo:
I will have to look out my nurse uniform noooo:
I don't think that shock treatment is a valid cure for flu Nick... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2016, 07:56:17 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 08:49:14 PM
cry:
happy100
Are you sniffing or dripping ?
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2016, 06:49:44 AM
cry:
happy100
Are you sniffing or dripping ?
Both... evil:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2016, 10:40:24 AM
cry:
happy100
Are you sniffing or dripping ?
Both... evil:
Acute Panjeritis for sure. scared2:
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2016, 10:59:05 AM
cry:
happy100
Are you sniffing or dripping ?
Both... evil:
Acute Panjeritis for sure. scared2:
eeek:
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 06:58:37 PM
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
10 10 ... rubschin: is that a CB radio.......
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
No it means you need a better phoneNickSick NickSick NickSick
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
10 10 ... rubschin: is that a CB radio.......
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 07:16:10 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
What is that in BTW...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 08:07:03 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
What is that in BTW...? rubschin:
Over teddy bear ..... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 08:41:38 PM
Shrugs:NickSick NickSick NickSick
Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010 cry:
What is that in BTW...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2016, 10:07:54 PM
Over 30 years since I last had flu and you forget what a shit it is. I am definitely going for the flu shots from now on.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2016, 11:27:53 PM
http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/ (http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/)
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 09:52:19 AM
Shots you say... rubschin:noooo:
http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/ (http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/)
Would have been tempting though
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:02:17 PM
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 06:08:22 PM
Miss I is reporting a poorly throat noooo:
*snigger* redface:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:11:56 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:23:33 PM
Miss I is reporting a poorly throat noooo:That's how it starts
Think on the bright side, drive to Gatwick may be off
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:27:07 PM
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2016, 06:30:21 PM
Oh noes, she is going to Italy to do some werk, like
Nick may soon be sleeping with the fishes...
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:31:24 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:33:46 PM
Oh noes, she is going to Italy to do some werk, likeReplacing Angelo the errant electrician?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:34:20 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:35:34 PM
Something artistic............
That's what all strippers say.
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Something artistic............
That's what all strippers say.
;D
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:00:25 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2016, 07:01:49 PM
Something artistic............
That's what all strippers say.
;D
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:03:28 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 07:13:19 PM
Spank2: Spank2:yeah yeah. Sometimes one has to take one for the team
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 07:22:49 PM
Spank2: Spank2:yeah yeah. Sometimes one has to take one for the team
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:23:27 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 01:36:06 AM
Something artistic............
"I call this piece, The Great Escape......" rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2016, 09:38:32 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2016, 09:42:52 AM
surrender:
Hot toddy........ Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2016, 09:49:59 AM
:thumbsup:surrender:
Hot toddy........ Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2016, 09:53:32 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html)
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous... eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html)
eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2016, 11:42:18 AM
eeek: eeek:So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous... eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html)
eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 03:47:00 PM
I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England ::) ).
Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 04:42:16 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England ::) ).
Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............
How long do you have to go like...? scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 04:53:06 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 05:03:16 PM
A year, you mong ::)
I'll get my black suit cleaned! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2016, 08:50:52 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2016, 09:15:32 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:Anything interesting cut off?
I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England ::) ).
Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2016, 12:17:28 PM
I think I am going to die sad24:
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2016, 12:21:56 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:You didn't have the jab did you? noooo:
I think I am going to die sad24:
That was an official comment from the Office of No Sympathy at All
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2016, 12:26:42 PM
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2016, 12:32:18 PM
sad32:Actually if it's flu much sympathy, it is a right bastard.
I got it last winter and all I got from friends was "you should have had the jab". £9 at Tescos for us under 65s
This statement ^ from The Office of Supplying Advice Too Bleeding Late
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2016, 01:23:16 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
I think I am going to die sad24:
Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! evil:
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 08:35:47 AM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2016, 09:38:21 AM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
I think I am going to die sad24:
Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! evil:
So that's where the problem was. evil:
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:59:49 AM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
I think I am going to die sad24:
Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! evil:
So that's where the problem was. evil:
Yes... evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .
Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2016, 11:34:47 AM
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 11:36:59 AM
. . and advise to take drugs . . .
facepalm:
Parents of today, I ask you
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2016, 09:46:27 PM
The brat rings me up crying. She has the lergy. But she is crying cos her head hurts.It was ever thus. Be glad you only have the one.
I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .
Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold noooo:
They do eventually become grown up and broadly aware of other people, if that is any consolation.
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Lightweight.......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM
Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Lightweight.......... noooo:
I'm going downhill fast like.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2016, 05:49:55 PM
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:59:03 PM
point: point: point:
evil:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 30, 2016, 08:20:24 PM
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero. rubschin:Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Lightweight.......... noooo:
I'm going downhill fast like.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 08:28:26 PM
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero. rubschin:Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Lightweight.......... noooo:
I'm going downhill fast like.... noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 08:29:35 PM
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero. rubschin:Yuk: kleenex:
Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips.... noooo:
Lightweight.......... noooo:
I'm going downhill fast like.... noooo:
evil:
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 02:59:21 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 03:19:43 PM
I think I may live sad24:
Never mind that - how is the owld Sierra...?
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 03:21:11 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 03:26:58 PM
He is still in surgery scared2:
sad24:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2017, 04:25:00 PM
He is still in surgery scared2:
sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbsnap.com%2Fs%2Fzldc1EqH.jpg&hash=b04e3982bf9d9dc2f3d0ad7bb2ccf021f7281a5f)
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:03:23 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 05:07:14 PM
I have an courtesy car. They are keeping him in overnight sad24:
Kerrrr-chiiiiiingggg! scared2:
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:10:46 PM
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 05:28:13 PM
He is still in surgery scared2:Nah he's been lent out for someone to do a ram raid. After they've finished their drug run.
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:29:36 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 05:31:55 PM
No, they let me visit him sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbsnap.com%2Fs%2Fzldc1EqH.jpg&hash=b04e3982bf9d9dc2f3d0ad7bb2ccf021f7281a5f)
noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:32:57 PM
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 05:54:42 PM
No, they let me visit him sad24:To say goodbye like
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:56:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:01:14 PM
No, they let me visit him sad24:To say goodbye like
sad32:
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 05:02:09 PM
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2017, 07:02:45 PM
*KOFF* cry:Tishoo
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 07:05:14 PM
kleenex:
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 13, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2017, 03:53:20 PM
Sore throat ~ snotty nose surrender:Oh woes
Looks up black suit dry cleaning costs
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2017, 09:02:29 AM
Sore throat ~ snotty nose surrender:Has arrived here surrender: surrender:
Banghead
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2017, 10:59:07 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2018, 02:53:57 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2018, 07:51:36 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze... cloud9:
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2018, 08:48:07 AM
better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?eeek: eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze... cloud9:
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2018, 12:12:24 PM
better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?eeek: eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2018, 01:11:58 PM
better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?eeek: eeek: eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 17, 2018, 09:41:12 AM
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2018, 09:43:02 AM
Dusts off black suit whistle:
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 05:55:48 PM
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2018, 06:03:57 PM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2018, 06:29:55 PM
My black suit is handy :thumbsup:
Me too! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 06:42:07 PM
Deffo buy black suit futures but the thermometer is saying no great dramasMy black suit is handy :thumbsup:
Me too! :thumbsup:
To show how much it’s got to me I recall thinking earlier while attempting to sleep it off that if I wake up dead I wouldn’t be surprised
At least two logical whatsits in that alone
Anyway my head hurties, my everything hurties
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2018, 07:50:58 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 08:16:48 PM
Actually she's been very good
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2018, 10:20:31 PM
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2018, 08:08:38 AM
And then in a trice the aches have gone. Almost back to what passes for well
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 12:29:33 PM
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2018, 06:03:44 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2018, 07:50:33 PM
Have you dosed up ?
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 08:04:25 PM
Oh noes!!!Not yet, keeping that in reserve
Have you dosed up ?
Eased off a bit this afternoon all by itself.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2018, 11:30:49 AM
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2018, 01:59:52 PM
surrender:
What, Your Man has the flu...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:48:36 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2018, 02:55:07 PM
Most of it I can live with it's just that for the first time in years I can feel the cold.. cussing:
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2018, 03:16:24 PM
surrender:Man Flu 2018 appears to be the 'at least 3 weeks before you realise it's mostly gone' version
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2018, 06:59:55 PM
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2018, 07:53:13 PM
* koff * cry:Oh woes
(https://lancegreenfield.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/were-all-doomed.jpg)
Mrs K now has woman flu rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2018, 08:16:56 PM
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2018, 07:23:38 AM
* koff koff * cry:
happy100
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2018, 10:40:33 AM
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2018, 02:03:33 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2018, 03:27:01 PM
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 03:36:14 PM
Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 03:46:40 PM
Face masks on VP'ers ...looking like an epidemic NickSick
BM already has his bucket on although if he starts sneezing and coughing again that will likely work against him... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2018, 05:29:09 PM
Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
We don't do blame hun ...some will seek to sue however whistle:
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2018, 06:09:43 PM
Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Blame = claim... whistle:
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 06:24:50 PM
Angry9:Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Blame = claim... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:12:30 PM
Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Blame = claim... whistle:
Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread.... whistle:
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 10:18:20 PM
:thumbsup:Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Blame = claim... whistle:
Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
Flies dropping like we are. scared2:You're all going to blame me aren't you
Blame = claim... whistle:
Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread.... whistle:
evil:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2018, 09:03:39 AM
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2018, 09:43:33 AM
<cough> <cough>
Oh noes! pathead:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2018, 11:21:40 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2018, 11:32:00 AM
Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2018, 08:22:52 PM
noooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2018, 11:07:53 AM
noooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Been looking up information about colds:
"For colds, most individuals become contagious about a day before cold symptoms develop and remain contagious for about five to seven days. Some children may pass the flu viruses for longer than seven days (occasionally for two weeks). Colds are considered upper respiratory infections"
So I probably infected everyone on Monday before I had symptoms.
No wonder it spreads so easily.
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2018, 12:14:53 PM
noooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Been looking up information about colds:
"For colds, most individuals become contagious about a day before cold symptoms develop and remain contagious for about five to seven days. Some children may pass the flu viruses for longer than seven days (occasionally for two weeks). Colds are considered upper respiratory infections"
So I probably infected everyone on Monday before I had symptoms.
No wonder it spreads so easily.
Well done Uncle! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2018, 01:34:46 PM
He is our very own Weapon of Mass Destructionnoooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Been looking up information about colds:
"For colds, most individuals become contagious about a day before cold symptoms develop and remain contagious for about five to seven days. Some children may pass the flu viruses for longer than seven days (occasionally for two weeks). Colds are considered upper respiratory infections"
So I probably infected everyone on Monday before I had symptoms.
No wonder it spreads so easily.
Well done Uncle! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2018, 02:00:23 PM
Manflu Mary scared2:He is our very own Weapon of Mass Destructionnoooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Been looking up information about colds:
"For colds, most individuals become contagious about a day before cold symptoms develop and remain contagious for about five to seven days. Some children may pass the flu viruses for longer than seven days (occasionally for two weeks). Colds are considered upper respiratory infections"
So I probably infected everyone on Monday before I had symptoms.
No wonder it spreads so easily.
Well done Uncle! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2018, 04:40:27 PM
He is our very own Weapon of Mass Destructionnoooo: noooo:Feel better now that I've been up for few hours. Might go to the supermarket to spread a few germs. :thumbsup:noooo:
Been looking up information about colds:
"For colds, most individuals become contagious about a day before cold symptoms develop and remain contagious for about five to seven days. Some children may pass the flu viruses for longer than seven days (occasionally for two weeks). Colds are considered upper respiratory infections"
So I probably infected everyone on Monday before I had symptoms.
No wonder it spreads so easily.
Well done Uncle! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I thought that was Nick's title? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2018, 04:46:36 PM
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2018, 01:39:04 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 07:39:28 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Nick, go back through every tale of misfortune and disasteration that you have entertained us with on here and tell me you haven't earned the title... point:
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2018, 07:59:11 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 08:06:13 PM
It is a talent cloud9: angel1
I'm sure it's been called other things.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2018, 08:51:01 PM
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2018, 01:55:53 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2018, 02:00:12 PM
I am full of snot NickSickhappy100
Wrap up warm and turn up the..Oh.. redface:
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2018, 02:07:38 PM
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2018, 02:27:24 PM
I am full of snot NickSickhappy100
Wrap up warm and turn up the..Oh.. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2018, 02:40:17 PM
I am full of snot NickSickhappy100
Wrap up warm and turn up the..Oh.. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2018, 02:41:57 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2018, 04:21:28 PM
I am full of snot NickSickhappy100
Wrap up warm and turn up the..Oh.. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2018, 04:26:22 PM
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2018, 07:42:00 PM
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2018, 08:29:38 PM
Struck down... cry:
You've brought the Plague all the way from the Med
we're doomed, doomed I tell thee
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2018, 09:35:22 PM
Struck down... cry:
You've brought the Plague all the way from the Med
we're doomed, doomed I tell thee
Not so much Typhoid Mary as Manflu Barmy you say... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 09:53:41 AM
...feel as rough as an extremely rough thing this morning plus I have a hangover and can't walk in a straight line... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2018, 09:55:27 AM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 09:59:53 AM
Normal day then. ::)
No! cussing:
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2018, 10:55:36 AM
Above 38o = probably flu, anything else = manflu
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2018, 02:14:24 PM
I dosed up before bed last night, loadsa collapso, loadsa Lemsip and one of LL's 'down an elephant' sleeping pills...
...feel as rough as an extremely rough thing this morning plus I have a hangover and can't walk in a straight line... noooo:
Careful....if you are too poorly you won't be able to go home lol:
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2018, 03:00:08 PM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 03:51:48 PM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 07:45:23 PM
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2018, 08:22:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2018, 08:30:29 PM
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2018, 08:32:41 PM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 08:46:02 PM
You both need to go to the VP quarantine area for the ultimate isolation experience :thumbsup:
Not GOM??? scared2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2018, 08:53:34 PM
You both need to go to the VP quarantine area for the ultimate isolation experience :thumbsup:
Not GOM??? scared2:
That place is still running? Shocked:
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 09:11:16 PM
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2018, 09:14:46 PM
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2018, 09:27:05 PM
Are you suggesting that you would rather be fired to the moon? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Oh god yes! cloud9:
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2018, 07:39:19 AM
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2018, 07:44:11 AM
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2018, 07:49:34 AM
Is Tipsy in her nurse uniform?? rubschin:
*Sounds the predictable response klaxon* ::)
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2018, 07:50:40 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2018, 09:10:26 AM
Is Tipsy in her nurse uniform?? rubschin:
Yes ...she is wearing her Pathologists one lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2018, 09:31:09 AM
Is Tipsy in her nurse uniform?? rubschin:
She's decided to make you feel more relaxed by wearing a healer's uniform from when you were a young lad....
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/s.plague.io/upload/2016-05-21/61e8dab8-31c6-43d8-9622-ee67a0857ac6.jpg)
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2018, 09:42:55 AM
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2018, 01:28:49 PM
Is Tipsy in her nurse uniform?? rubschin:
Yes ...she is wearing her Pathologists one lol:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2018, 02:15:09 PM
You might want to worry about the taxidermist one tooIs Tipsy in her nurse uniform?? rubschin:
Yes ...she is wearing her Pathologists one lol:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2018, 02:51:03 PM
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2019, 04:39:23 PM
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2019, 04:52:20 PM
Been n bed all day poorly, sick, ill... cry:Oh woes
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2019, 04:55:28 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2019, 05:04:45 PM
Been n bed all day poorly, sick, ill... cry:
Are your foundations crumbling too ?? scared2:
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2019, 05:06:46 PM
We should fill BM in with Mastic you say?Been n bed all day poorly, sick, ill... cry:
Are your foundations crumbling too ?? scared2:
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2019, 01:34:27 PM
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2019, 02:56:35 PM
Feeling a bit betterer after 24 hours in bed... cloud9::thumbsup:
Is LL all better now?
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2019, 03:37:18 PM
Feeling a bit betterer after 24 hours in bed... cloud9::thumbsup:
Is LL all better now?
Yup! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2019, 03:37:57 PM
Feeling a bit betterer after 24 hours in bed... cloud9::thumbsup:
Is LL all better now?
Yup! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2019, 05:51:43 PM
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2019, 08:44:19 PM
https://newsthump.com/2019/02/11/equine-flu-far-more-severe-for-stallions-than-for-fillies/?fbclid=IwAR2D9OitHA8qkJ8ArNQgteQFl3HKWhacFTdJSb1RYq5ArTqs7LBetPWiSKI (https://newsthump.com/2019/02/11/equine-flu-far-more-severe-for-stallions-than-for-fillies/?fbclid=IwAR2D9OitHA8qkJ8ArNQgteQFl3HKWhacFTdJSb1RYq5ArTqs7LBetPWiSKI)lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2019, 05:13:52 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:https://newsthump.com/2019/02/11/equine-flu-far-more-severe-for-stallions-than-for-fillies/?fbclid=IwAR2D9OitHA8qkJ8ArNQgteQFl3HKWhacFTdJSb1RYq5ArTqs7LBetPWiSKI (https://newsthump.com/2019/02/11/equine-flu-far-more-severe-for-stallions-than-for-fillies/?fbclid=IwAR2D9OitHA8qkJ8ArNQgteQFl3HKWhacFTdJSb1RYq5ArTqs7LBetPWiSKI)lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2019, 08:59:58 AM
things I don't need right now #726
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 03:29:20 PM
Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2019, 04:07:53 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 07:30:47 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2019, 07:33:05 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 07:39:21 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
I'll lend you a tie like... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2019, 08:19:50 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
I'll lend you a tie like... Thumbs:
Thumbs: not a cable-tie........ rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2019, 08:21:51 PM
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 08:42:41 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
I'll lend you a tie like... Thumbs:
Thumbs: not a cable-tie........ rubschin:
Oh... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2019, 10:27:07 PM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
I'll lend you a tie like... Thumbs:
Thumbs: not a cable-tie........ rubschin:
Oh... redface:
Must be time for my jump-lead joke........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2019, 05:49:56 AM
Doc has just put me on antibiotics rubschin:Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
things I don't need right now #726
pathead:
scared2:
Black Suit........ rubschin:
I'll lend you a tie like... Thumbs:
Thumbs: not a cable-tie........ rubschin:
Oh... redface:
Must be time for my jump-lead joke........ Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2019, 10:57:49 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2019, 11:01:58 PM
I seem to be on the mend :thumbsup:
I'll call the dry cleaner......... evil:
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2019, 11:18:54 PM
I could have a relapse you know, maybe I'll plan one in for tomorrowI seem to be on the mend :thumbsup:
I'll call the dry cleaner......... evil:
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2019, 06:05:01 AM
I could have a relapse you know, maybe I'll plan one in for tomorrowI seem to be on the mend :thumbsup:
I'll call the dry cleaner......... evil:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 09:55:40 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/vegan-yoga-master-hasnt-cold-20-years-snorts-urine-9230055/
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 10:12:23 PM
Think I'll stick with taking Lemsip thanks... sick2:A good plan Meister
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/vegan-yoga-master-hasnt-cold-20-years-snorts-urine-9230055/
But would snorting Lemsip work?
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2019, 02:22:55 PM
Think I'll stick with taking Lemsip thanks... sick2:A good plan Meister
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/vegan-yoga-master-hasnt-cold-20-years-snorts-urine-9230055/
But would snorting Lemsip work?
Or Wasabi... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2019, 02:25:37 PM
Think I'll stick with taking Lemsip thanks... sick2:A good plan Meister
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/vegan-yoga-master-hasnt-cold-20-years-snorts-urine-9230055/
But would snorting Lemsip work?
Or Wasabi... whistle:
No that just bloody well hurts. The moral of the story is not to breathe in when eating wasabi covered peanuts... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 04:37:46 PM
Think I'll stick with taking Lemsip thanks... sick2:A good plan Meister
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/vegan-yoga-master-hasnt-cold-20-years-snorts-urine-9230055/
But would snorting Lemsip work?
Or Wasabi... whistle:
No that just bloody well hurts. The moral of the story is not to breathe in when eating wasabi covered peanuts... noooo:
Taking the piss........ noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2019, 07:44:25 PM
Normally I get it but don't suffer with it as some do. But today has been shit, right snot central. Good news though for kleenex: share holders though as using them at a rate of knots
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 02:07:17 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/9RGm1CPn/81540682-2661281173959880-7040047131582791680-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9RGm1CPn)
At last... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2021, 01:04:11 PM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2021, 01:39:26 PM
surrender: surrender: sad24:
Oh noes... happy100
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 01:51:23 PM
surrender: surrender: sad24:
Oh noes... happy100
Can LL iron my suit .... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2021, 02:16:27 PM
surrender: surrender: sad24:
Oh noes... happy100
Can LL iron my suit .... rubschin:
(https://i.postimg.cc/hJF90wc3/gettyimages-10196500-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hJF90wc3)
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 04:23:25 PM
surrender: surrender: sad24:
Oh noes... happy100
Can LL iron my suit .... rubschin:
(https://i.postimg.cc/hJF90wc3/gettyimages-10196500-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hJF90wc3)
noooo:
It is not a pizza ... noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2022, 12:03:20 PM
9 days followed of sleeping 20+ hrs a day, waking just to have a few cups of tea and necking ibuprofen to alleviate the pains in my joints and muscles.
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2022, 01:35:56 PM
Went home from work the night of Tuesday 12th April, feeling lousy.
9 days followed of sleeping 20+ hrs a day, waking just to have a few cups of tea and necking ibuprofen to alleviate the pains in my joints and muscles.
I wondered where you had gone... rubschin:
You okay now...?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2022, 03:00:17 PM
Went home from work the night of Tuesday 12th April, feeling lousy.
9 days followed of sleeping 20+ hrs a day, waking just to have a few cups of tea and necking ibuprofen to alleviate the pains in my joints and muscles.
I wondered where you had gone... rubschin:
You okay now...?
Definitely on the mend. No appetite though.
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2022, 04:41:38 PM
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2022, 04:45:46 PM
Deffo Covid noooo:Must be
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2022, 05:05:03 PM
My brother's other half works in a hospital - she asked if I had really bad pain in my neck and shoulders, which I did. "Could be Meningitis". So that was nice.
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2022, 05:28:08 PM
Couldn't really give a shiny shite if it was Covid, or the flu, treatment would be the same. Go to bed, get up again when everything stops aching. 9 days without a beer or ciggie eeek:
My brother's other half works in a hospital - she asked if I had really bad pain in my neck and shoulders, which I did. "Could be Meningitis". So that was nice.
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2022, 05:28:59 PM
Deffo Covid noooo:
At least he can't get Long Covid! happy001
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2022, 07:00:09 PM
Deffo Covid noooo:
At least he can't get Long Covid! happy001
;D ;D redface: noooo: whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2022, 10:03:49 PM
Deffo Covid noooo:
At least he can't get Long Covid! happy001
You do realise poor Moanio is going to kneecap you for that when he feels better.. noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2022, 10:29:30 PM
Went home from work the night of Tuesday 12th April, feeling lousy.So maybe not so caustic anymore of those staff that had time off for Covid?
9 days followed of sleeping 20+ hrs a day, waking just to have a few cups of tea and necking ibuprofen to alleviate the pains in my joints and muscles.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 24, 2022, 01:01:55 PM
Went home from work the night of Tuesday 12th April, feeling lousy.So maybe not so caustic anymore of those staff that had time off for Covid?
9 days followed of sleeping 20+ hrs a day, waking just to have a few cups of tea and necking ibuprofen to alleviate the pains in my joints and muscles.
The difference being I knew I was under par and took to my sick bed. Many at work were testing themselves every day in the hope they'd test positive to get time off, regardless of how they actually felt.
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2023, 11:54:30 AM
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2023, 12:40:38 PM
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2023, 10:29:45 AM
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2023, 11:45:17 AM
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2023, 03:22:57 PM
Covid?
Nah... noooo:
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2023, 06:23:29 AM
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2023, 10:20:52 AM
I'm going to invent glow-in-the-dark hankies so you can find them at night... rubschin::thumbsup: could be a winner
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2023, 06:35:18 AM
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2023, 10:13:11 AM
Omph... noooo:More G less T needed
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2023, 04:52:36 PM
Covid?
Found an owld test in the back of a cupboard... I've got it! eeek:
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2023, 05:21:48 PM
Did sound like it, there's a lot of it about. Hope you are clear of it soon.Covid?
Found an owld test in the back of a cupboard... I've got it! eeek:
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2023, 05:40:50 PM
Did sound like it, there's a lot of it about. Hope you are clear of it soon.Covid?
Found an owld test in the back of a cupboard... I've got it! eeek:
On the mend! Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2023, 08:22:40 PM